Posted on 12/17/2015 6:08:48 PM PST by huckfillary
Private Ryan failed miserably on his first assignment. The troops are demoralized, but very much used to it. Instead of growing a set of balls, he grew a beard. As if growing a beard makes you a man. Like Iâve told my 20-year-old son on more than one occasion, just because you can grow a beard doesnât mean you have a set of balls, doesnât make you a man. Indeed, Private Ryan doesnât have a set of balls. But he does have a beard. What an effort it takes to grow a beard.
Growing a beard is something post-adolescent guys do to put a face on their manhood, pretentiously as often as not. They do it because they can physically, not because theyâve earned it emotionally. They want all the girls to know they can do something girls canât. Growing a beard is as meaningless a show of manhood as writing your name in the snow when you pee. Growing a beard is an effortless and painless way of demonstrating your manhood without really being a man. And thatâs just what Private Ryan is doing.
Youâve grown a beard Private Ryan. The troops are all very proud of you. Now itâs time to grow a set of balls, to be a man. Itâs a lot harder, but much more rewarding in long run, than growing a beard.
The troops will do everything they can to save Private Ryan. They will do everything they can to help Private Ryan find his balls. But in the meantime, please shave off the beard. Itâs phony, and transparently so.
Growing a beard is also a Mudslime practice. PBUH. The “P” is not for peace.
Same Shiite, different RINO.
Or they just had to shave two or three times a day during a 22 year military career to meet grooming standards, retired and said to hell with it ! Trim it back once a week in my case.... The fact Ryan sucks aside.
Merry Christmas.....
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Stay Safe !!
So true LOL!
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Boehner!
I figured this was RINO’s jihad beard. He’s fighting the real terrorists, conservatives. LOL!
OK. You’re right. Angry, vulgar, childish. I apologize for the totally off-the-cuff post.
I grew a beard because it is winter. It keeps my face warm.
But you are not in front of cameras and the public all the time. People who are like Ryan, must have a compelling reason to change the look. What could it be?
Maybe all the body doubles they could find had the wrong chin?
Neither am I. It’s despicable. I removed it from my own website. Sent it to trash.
Herman Muster’s bratty kid. Maybe Lurch will smack him or the hand will choke him.
The men of 1776 would do no less.
Time for some tar and feathers.
Looks like Trump has got Ryan's Privates, and he's a-squeezin 'em.
Trump’s Press Secretary oh I mean Drudge has a picture of Ryan’s new Wall around his House
Lyeing Ryan is looking so much like a muzzie I suggest we send him over to Syria so he can play.
Yup, breeding ground for all sorts of nasty bugs and diseased little things that want to bore a hole in your face.
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