Brokeback Congress
Posted on 12/17/2015 6:08:48 PM PST by huckfillary
Private Ryan failed miserably on his first assignment. The troops are demoralized, but very much used to it. Instead of growing a set of balls, he grew a beard. As if growing a beard makes you a man. Like I’ve told my 20-year-old son on more than one occasion, just because you can grow a beard doesn’t mean you have a set of balls, doesn’t make you a man. Indeed, Private Ryan doesn’t have a set of balls. But he does have a beard. What an effort it takes to grow a beard.
Growing a beard is something post-adolescent guys do to put a face on their manhood, pretentiously as often as not. They do it because they can physically, not because they’ve earned it emotionally. They want all the girls to know they can do something girls can’t. Growing a beard is as meaningless a show of manhood as writing your name in the snow when you pee. Growing a beard is an effortless and painless way of demonstrating your manhood without really being a man. And that’s just what Private Ryan is doing.
You’ve grown a beard Private Ryan. The troops are all very proud of you. Now it’s time to grow a set of balls, to be a man. It’s a lot harder, but much more rewarding in long run, than growing a beard.
The troops will do everything they can to save Private Ryan. They will do everything they can to help Private Ryan find his balls. But in the meantime, please shave off the beard. It’s phony, and transparently so.
Needs to step down before he destroys what his predecessor didn’t. He is not a conservative or even a republican. A traitor!
Someone smoking that Colorado herb?
Tom Hanks After SPR he was a god. Now a liberal faggot.
Paul Ryno needs to be primaried and if that doesn’t work, replaced by a ‘rat.
I sincerely believe that the GOP is riddled with leftists who used their most successful tactic, infiltration of institutions and entities, to destroy opposition from within.
“Paul Ryno needs to be primaried and if that doesn’t work, replaced by a ‘rat.”
+1
My amateur psychology tells me Ryan grew a beard to physically hide his own feelings of betrayal. People often grown beards for this reason, hiding insecurities etc.
That was Ryan? I thought it was Aaron Rodgers.
Facial hair? Seriously? With all of the problems this country has, and yes RINOs are on that list, this clown is worried about someone’s facial hair?
Get a life dude.
Just because I've got hair on my chin doesn't mean they're not out to get me!
Hold him down and dry-shave him. Then tell him it’s his only warning. We’re tired of traitors.
Au contraire. Ryan succeeded in getting everything he wanted. Ryan is not on our side.
Facial hair? Seriously? With all of the problems this country has, and yes RINOs are on that list, this clown is worried about someone’s facial hair?
Get a life dude.
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I think the beard was metaphor for Ryan’s attempts to hide his self-evident RINOness & willingness to submit to the will of the ‘RATS and K-Street lobbyists.
Canning Private Ryan.
I hope.
Brokeback Congress
I think we need to leave the pop-psychology to the moonbats and focus on legitimate grievances. Facial hair is NOT on that list.
FWIW every POTUS who had a beard was a Republican.
I’m probably going against the grain here. Won’t be the first time.
But using the b-lls word 5 times in that little story is downright vulgar.
Maybe one time to make a point, but 5 times is not just vulgar but downright childish. Like a little boy using his first cuss word, just can’t get enough of it, with a bunch of adults reading it thinking it’s cute.
I grow a beard because I can’t grow titties, you mo-ron. Do what you can.
+1. I am seriously not impressed by this piece at all. It sounds grade schoolish.
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