Posted on 02/25/2015 12:16:25 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
Three men were captured by a bunch of Indians. They were taken to the Indians’ tribe and forced to wait for the chief. A day later the chief came in the tee-pee and said, “We are going to kill you, but I’ll give you a choice. You can either kill yourself, make it short and quick, or we can kill you but it’s a long process and very painful. No matter what you do, we’re going to use your skins to make canoes. What is your decision?”
The first man said, “I’ll kill myself, give me a gun.” So the Indians gave him a gun and he shot himself in the head and died.
The second man said, “I’ll kill myself, give me a knife.” So the Indians gave him a knife and the second man stabbed himself in the heart and died.
The third man said, “I’ll kill myself, give me a fork.” The chief looked confused and asked, “Are you sure? A knife or gun would be quicker.” The man said no and told the chief to just give him the fork. Once the fork was in his hands he started stabbing himself repeatedly, saying over and over again, “You ain’t making no canoe out’a me!!!”
They just want her to see the last Snowfall the World will ever experience.
Al Gore told then that and they believed it.
*snicker*
At least they’re reducing her carbon footprint.
Her Carbon Footprint rivals Al Gore’s Carbon Footprint.
Give her a week.
This execution will certainly make a dent in the obesity statistics. Georgia’s average BMI is gonna plummet.
More for the rest of us!
I say Georgia Corrections screwed up the assignments, and the rest of the story is that Kelly’s in the men’s condemned unit under this dude’s name. That’s my take and I’m sticking to it.
What if she had nothing to wear? Now she has a chance to find something *decent* for the party.
Always a silver lining, you betcha.
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