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Terrorist Fail: Suicide Belt Detonates Prematurely
Fox Live news ^ | November 11, 2014 | Staff

Posted on 11/03/2014 10:28:58 PM PST by lbryce

Published on May 31, 2014
A Syrian-based terror group is stting around singing, rifles stacked in the middle of the room and their flag draped on the wall above when a suicide belt goes off prematurely.

These men are said to be a group of Takfiri terrorists, a foreign-sponsored group that's claimed responsibility for numerous attacks across Syria, Lebanon, and Iraq.

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To: TChad

Thats why the Mullahs keep that hidden from the common muslims. Can you imagine if that got out?

I actually support the Mullah’s decision. I mean they get to keep all those extra virgins to themselves and send the rubes out to die for only a couple instead of the extras Mohammed promised. Good for them I say!


21 posted on 11/03/2014 11:44:41 PM PST by Norm Lenhart ("Refusing to vote against unprincipled people made Obama President. " - agere_contra)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Comedy stylings courtesy of Abdul Ibn Urkle el Aliboom.

“I’ll be here until the timer runs out, and don’t forget to try the camel or mutilate your waitress folks”


22 posted on 11/04/2014 12:08:16 AM PST by SirLurkedalot (My carry permit was issued in 1791.)
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To: SirLurkedalot

Jokes from Muslim stand-up comic Goffaq Yussef Maybe
a sign of peace when we start hearing humor from a
Palestinian perspective....

Good evening gentlemen, and get out, ladies.

On my flight to New York there must have been an
Israeli in the bathroom the entire time. There was a
sign on the door that said, “Occupied.”

What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes?
Nothing! You told her twice already!

How many Palestinians does it take to change a light
bulb? None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the
Jews for it!

Did you hear about the Broadway play, “The
Palestinians”? It bombed!

What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi
Arabia? Lefty!

Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features
full facial nudity!

Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the
West Bank? Because it’s just a stone’s throw from
Israel!

Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys?
Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock
group!

A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli
police. “Honest, I’m not a suicide bomber,” he said.
“I didn’t say I wanted to blow myself up so I could
sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was, ‘I’m dying to
get laid!’”

What does the sign say above the nursery in a
Palestinian maternity ward? “Live ammunition.”

Palestinian girl says to her mommy: “After Abdul blows
himself up, can I have his room?”

Ref: http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message997809/pg1


23 posted on 11/04/2014 12:19:31 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
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To: lbryce

Workplace violence.


24 posted on 11/04/2014 12:24:08 AM PST by EternalVigilance
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To: Slings and Arrows

Great site Slings!

Frickin hilarious.


25 posted on 11/04/2014 12:28:27 AM PST by SirLurkedalot (My carry permit was issued in 1791.)
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To: SirLurkedalot

Glad you liked.


26 posted on 11/04/2014 12:45:33 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Why aren’t there any comedy clubs in the Middle East?
The patrons are all scared the comedians will bomb.


27 posted on 11/04/2014 1:03:43 AM PST by lbryce (Barack Obama:Misbegotten, Bastard Offspring of Satan and Medusa.)
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To: lbryce

It was a homicide belt, not a suicide belt.


28 posted on 11/04/2014 1:47:56 AM PST by oblomov
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To: lbryce

I hate when that happens...

Here is a good one:

Iraqi suicide bomb pupils fail finals in extremist training class as 22 die

The blast claimed the lives of almost two dozen militants at a training camp for ISIS — a group that even Al Qaeda has disowned — on car bombs and explosive belts in an orchard north of Baghdad on Monday. Police arrested 23 men trying to flee.

A bumbling bomb builder killed himself and 21 of his fellow terrorists Monday in Iraq when a device he was showing them how to make ignited and exploded in a fiery blast.

According to Iraqi officials, the wannabe terrorists were gathered around the instructor learning how to make car bombs and explosive belts when one of the belts malfunctioned and blew them to hell.

BY TIM O’CONNOR NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Monday, February 10, 2014, 3:44 PM

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/iraqi-extremists-accidentally-set-car-bomb-21-killed-article-1.1608735


29 posted on 11/04/2014 1:55:56 AM PST by tired&retired
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To: lbryce

http://instantrimshot.com/


30 posted on 11/04/2014 1:59:09 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
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To: Slings and Arrows

bump


31 posted on 11/04/2014 5:58:39 AM PST by dangerdoc ((this space for rent))
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To: lbryce

Takfiri terrorists?? I thought they called us “takfiri “ because of our not following sharia.


32 posted on 11/04/2014 6:02:25 AM PST by Dr. Pritchett
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To: tired&retired

Thanks! This made my day!

Get out there and vote today.


33 posted on 11/04/2014 6:05:25 AM PST by Uversabound (Our Military past and present: Our Highest example of Brotherhood of Man & Doing God's Will)
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To: lbryce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfAJLGFWxYo


34 posted on 11/04/2014 6:25:41 AM PST by The Duke
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To: lbryce

We set them up the bomb!....................


35 posted on 11/04/2014 6:37:10 AM PST by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: Smokin' Joe

Good one.


36 posted on 11/04/2014 7:01:22 AM PST by Resolute Conservative
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To: Norm Lenhart

“Roll out the barrel bomb, we’ll have a barrel of BOOOOM!!!!!” ;)


37 posted on 08/01/2015 9:29:06 PM PDT by Frank_2001
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To: lbryce

It didn’t fail, it was a suicide belt.


38 posted on 08/01/2015 9:30:32 PM PDT by MaxMax (Call the local GOP and ask how you can support CRUZ for POTUS,)
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