Skip to comments.
You Can Now Go to Jail for Having a Toy Gun in Atlantic City
National Review ^
| September 18, 2014
| Katherine Timpf
Posted on 09/19/2014 10:40:56 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
click here to read article
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-40, 41-59 last
To: Darksheare
Gotta switch to danishes I guess. If you hold a chocolate eclair, be sure the tip is painted orange.
41
posted on
09/19/2014 8:25:03 PM PDT
by
roadcat
To: roadcat; Slings and Arrows; moose07; NicknamedBob
FR Mysteries theater presents: “Man brutally done to death with an eclair”.
And that is where my brain hit the ejection handle and said, “ you’re on your own.”
Being at work fries your mind.
42
posted on
09/19/2014 8:31:47 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: Darksheare; roadcat
Thank G-d it wasn’t an assault apple fritter! Think of the children!
43
posted on
09/19/2014 8:52:02 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
To: Slings and Arrows; roadcat
A fully automatic assault fritter with collapsible muffin stock and thirty round custard clip!
44
posted on
09/19/2014 8:57:15 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: Logical me
Next ban anything that looks like a knife, hatchet, etc etc. Let's say a robber puts on black gloves and points his finger, simulating a gun, to rob a bank. Will they outlaw possession of gloves? And what if you're dark-skinned, and point your finger, simulating a gun, to rob a bank. What do they outlaw then, tanning salons? Idiot legislators should be banned!
45
posted on
09/19/2014 9:18:19 PM PDT
by
roadcat
To: Darksheare; roadcat
46
posted on
09/19/2014 11:23:25 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
To: Darksheare; Slings and Arrows
“FR Mysteries theater presents: Man brutally done to death with an eclair.”
Sounds like another attack by *The Cream Slice of Doom”.
47
posted on
09/20/2014 12:00:59 AM PDT
by
moose07
(the truth will out ,one day. Barry is counter revolutionary ,Denounce him!)
To: Slings and Arrows
We went through this $#!t years ago.
Toy guns have orange tips, air soft guns can only by purchased in “real colours” is you have a special (not binding in statute law,forced in by the police) license.
Try finding a toy gun in a toy shop these days.....good luck.
Just the rotary mag on my Airgun is classed as a “Loaded Airgun”, it would only by dangerous if i threw it at you.
Once this retarded drivel takes hold it is impossible to reverse.
48
posted on
09/20/2014 12:11:43 AM PDT
by
moose07
(the truth will out ,one day. Barry is counter revolutionary ,Denounce him!)
To: moose07
One more reason why I’m not optimistic about the future of the Union: I don’t see much common ground between, say, Texas and New Jersey.
49
posted on
09/20/2014 12:21:17 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
To: moose07; Slings and Arrows
Perturbed pastries prevail?
50
posted on
09/20/2014 12:27:19 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Each State just needs to do a “Scotland”, Give us our freedom or we’re off!
Don’t think that result is to hard to predict for TX. :)
51
posted on
09/20/2014 12:30:20 AM PDT
by
moose07
(the truth will out ,one day. Barry is counter revolutionary ,Denounce him!)
To: Darksheare; Slings and Arrows
Remember the “Assault Scones”?
Doughnuts of destruction and Flapjack frenzied attacks are coming.....
The Eccles cakes told me so.
52
posted on
09/20/2014 12:33:36 AM PDT
by
moose07
(the truth will out ,one day. Barry is counter revolutionary ,Denounce him!)
To: moose07
The scone of stone.
Ruler of scones.
53
posted on
09/20/2014 12:36:22 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: Darksheare; moose07
We’re about to enter Dwarf Bread territory.
54
posted on
09/20/2014 1:07:28 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
To: Slings and Arrows; moose07
Dwarf breads: both food and close range blunt instrument weapon.
55
posted on
09/20/2014 1:12:07 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: Darksheare; moose07
Some ranged capability too, with drop scones and throwing croissants.
56
posted on
09/20/2014 2:42:58 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
To: Slings and Arrows; Darksheare
Throwing Croissants.....
To these come back to you if thrown correctly?
57
posted on
09/20/2014 11:02:53 AM PDT
by
moose07
(the truth will out ,one day. Barry is counter revolutionary ,Denounce him!)
To: moose07; Slings and Arrows
Only if nibbled into the proper aerodynamic shape and thrown by elite ninja.
To: moose07
If you’re in Fourecks, sure.
59
posted on
09/20/2014 11:10:46 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-40, 41-59 last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson