You Can Now Go to Jail for Having a Toy Gun in Atlantic City

National Review ^ | September 18, 2014 | Katherine Timpf

[roadcat]

Gotta switch to danishes I guess.

If you hold a chocolate eclair, be sure the tip is painted orange.

[Darksheare]

FR Mysteries theater presents: “Man brutally done to death with an eclair”.

And that is where my brain hit the ejection handle and said, “ you’re on your own.”
Being at work fries your mind.

[Slings and Arrows]

Thank G-d it wasn’t an assault apple fritter! Think of the children!

[Darksheare]

A fully automatic assault fritter with collapsible muffin stock and thirty round custard clip!

[roadcat]

Next ban anything that looks like a knife, hatchet, etc etc.

Let's say a robber puts on black gloves and points his finger, simulating a gun, to rob a bank. Will they outlaw possession of gloves? And what if you're dark-skinned, and point your finger, simulating a gun, to rob a bank. What do they outlaw then, tanning salons? Idiot legislators should be banned!

[Slings and Arrows]

We’re DOOMED!

[moose07]

“FR Mysteries theater presents: “Man brutally done to death with an eclair”.”

Sounds like another attack by *The Cream Slice of Doom”.

[moose07]

We went through this $#!t years ago.
Toy guns have orange tips, air soft guns can only by purchased in “real colours” is you have a special (not binding in statute law,forced in by the police) license.
Try finding a toy gun in a toy shop these days.....good luck.
Just the rotary mag on my Airgun is classed as a “Loaded Airgun”, it would only by dangerous if i threw it at you.
Once this retarded drivel takes hold it is impossible to reverse.

[Slings and Arrows]

One more reason why I’m not optimistic about the future of the Union: I don’t see much common ground between, say, Texas and New Jersey.

[Darksheare]

Perturbed pastries prevail?

[moose07]

Each State just needs to do a “Scotland”, Give us our freedom or we’re off!
Don’t think that result is to hard to predict for TX. :)

[moose07]

Remember the “Assault Scones”?
Doughnuts of destruction and Flapjack frenzied attacks are coming.....
The Eccles cakes told me so.

[Darksheare]

The scone of stone.
Ruler of scones.

[Slings and Arrows]

We’re about to enter Dwarf Bread territory.

[Darksheare]

Dwarf breads: both food and close range blunt instrument weapon.

[Slings and Arrows]

Some ranged capability too, with drop scones and throwing croissants.

[moose07]

Throwing Croissants.....
To these come back to you if thrown correctly?

[Darksheare]

Only if nibbled into the proper aerodynamic shape and thrown by elite ninja.

[Slings and Arrows]

If you’re in Fourecks, sure.