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Campaign Slogans for Weiner, Spitzer (Vanity)
July 25, 2013
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Posted on 07/25/2013 6:58:31 AM PDT by paterfamilias
Let's help these two misunderstood candidates with some new campaign slogans.
I'll start it off:
Prostitute Free since 2008: ELIOT SPITZER He has earned your trust!
Not just a politician - CARLOS DANGER He has the whole Package.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: campaign; chat; spitzer; vanity; weiner
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To: paterfamilias
A bumper sticker in Chinatown: ERECT WEINER
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posted on
07/25/2013 7:36:33 AM PDT
by
red-dawg
To: Red Badger
CARLOS DANGER I wonder if he's related to Nick...
(Obscure Firesign Theater reference, in case ya didn't get it.)
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posted on
07/25/2013 7:38:40 AM PDT
by
Kenton
To: paterfamilias
Spitzer-Weiner: ‘Hands-on Guys’
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posted on
07/25/2013 7:39:56 AM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: paterfamilias
Carlos Danger, “We Want Willkie!”
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posted on
07/25/2013 7:40:12 AM PDT
by
Oldeconomybuyer
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
To: Red Badger
Sign at Nathans:Our weiners are so tasty you’re gonna wanna take a picture of it and send it to your friends!
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posted on
07/25/2013 7:40:18 AM PDT
by
Blacksheep
(There are no coincidences......)
To: Kenton
I dunno, but he may be related to Carlos the Jackoff..............
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posted on
07/25/2013 7:40:24 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Want to be surprised? Google your own name......Want to have fun? Google your friend's names........)
To: paterfamilias
No one can swallow Spitzer/Weiner.
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posted on
07/25/2013 7:41:01 AM PDT
by
fruser1
To: paterfamilias
(With apologies to Johnny Rivers)
There's a man who changed his name to 'Danger'
To everyone girl he meets he shows his wanger
With every move he makes, his marriage's not at stake
But the odds are he won't win the race for Mayor.
Secret agent man, secret agent man
Twitter's givin' you a handle so you can hide your name...
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posted on
07/25/2013 7:42:14 AM PDT
by
Hoodat
(BENGHAZI - 4 KILLED, 2 MIA)
To: paterfamilias
Don’t Hang Weiner Out To Dry!
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posted on
07/25/2013 7:42:42 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(4 election)
To: Kenton
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posted on
07/25/2013 7:43:10 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(4 election)
To: Blacksheep
That works for any hot dog stand!
“Take a picture of our Wiener and send it to your freinds”
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posted on
07/25/2013 7:44:08 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(4 election)
To: paterfamilias
Weiner/Spitzer 2016 - All you have to do is swallow.
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posted on
07/25/2013 7:49:06 AM PDT
by
commish
(The takers rule. Time to implement the triple G plan - GOD, GUNS, & GOLD)
To: paterfamilias
I’d prefer a Republican slogan: “Don’t choke on a Weiner, New York - vote Republican!”
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posted on
07/25/2013 7:54:39 AM PDT
by
NRA1995
(I'd rather be a living "gun culture" member than a dead anti-gun candy-ass.)
To: Blacksheep
NYC new slogan:
Our Weiner is bigger than yours.....
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posted on
07/25/2013 7:55:23 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Want to be surprised? Google your own name......Want to have fun? Google your friend's names........)
To: paterfamilias
BEEP Alex, what is, “Spitzer and Weiner trying to get their dates drunk?”
The category is ‘NYC political candidates’. These two rehabilitated pervs would walk into a bar, order drinks, down one and pour the other on their hands ....
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posted on
07/25/2013 8:11:29 AM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: paterfamilias
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posted on
07/25/2013 8:11:32 AM PDT
by
skimbell
To: paterfamilias
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posted on
07/25/2013 8:12:20 AM PDT
by
PoloSec
( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
To: Mashood
If FR had a “like” button, I would click it for your post! Hilarious!!
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posted on
07/25/2013 8:16:22 AM PDT
by
BelleAl
(Proud to be a member of the party of NO! NO more deficit spending and government control!)
To: Mashood
If FR had a “like” button, I would click it for your post! Hilarious!!
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posted on
07/25/2013 8:17:03 AM PDT
by
BelleAl
(Proud to be a member of the party of NO! NO more deficit spending and government control!)
To: paterfamilias
Come on man, its time to Weiner up!
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posted on
07/25/2013 8:34:31 AM PDT
by
GoreFreeTN
(Keep the change, I want my dollars back.)
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