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Campaign Slogans for Weiner, Spitzer (Vanity)
July 25, 2013 | me

Posted on 07/25/2013 6:58:31 AM PDT by paterfamilias

Let's help these two misunderstood candidates with some new campaign slogans.

I'll start it off:

Prostitute Free since 2008: ELIOT SPITZER He has earned your trust!

Not just a politician - CARLOS DANGER He has the whole Package.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: campaign; chat; spitzer; vanity; weiner
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To: paterfamilias

A bumper sticker in Chinatown: ERECT WEINER


21 posted on 07/25/2013 7:36:33 AM PDT by red-dawg
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To: Red Badger
CARLOS DANGER

I wonder if he's related to Nick...

(Obscure Firesign Theater reference, in case ya didn't get it.)

22 posted on 07/25/2013 7:38:40 AM PDT by Kenton
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To: paterfamilias

Spitzer-Weiner: ‘Hands-on Guys’


23 posted on 07/25/2013 7:39:56 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: paterfamilias

Carlos Danger, “We Want Willkie!”


24 posted on 07/25/2013 7:40:12 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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To: Red Badger

Sign at Nathans:Our weiners are so tasty you’re gonna wanna take a picture of it and send it to your friends!


25 posted on 07/25/2013 7:40:18 AM PDT by Blacksheep (There are no coincidences......)
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To: Kenton

I dunno, but he may be related to Carlos the Jackoff..............


26 posted on 07/25/2013 7:40:24 AM PDT by Red Badger (Want to be surprised? Google your own name......Want to have fun? Google your friend's names........)
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To: paterfamilias

No one can swallow Spitzer/Weiner.


27 posted on 07/25/2013 7:41:01 AM PDT by fruser1
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To: paterfamilias
(With apologies to Johnny Rivers)

There's a man who changed his name to 'Danger'
To everyone girl he meets he shows his wanger
With every move he makes, his marriage's not at stake
But the odds are he won't win the race for Mayor.

Secret agent man, secret agent man
Twitter's givin' you a handle so you can hide your name...

28 posted on 07/25/2013 7:42:14 AM PDT by Hoodat (BENGHAZI - 4 KILLED, 2 MIA)
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To: paterfamilias

Don’t Hang Weiner Out To Dry!


29 posted on 07/25/2013 7:42:42 AM PDT by Mr. K (4 election)
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To: Kenton

Third eye!


30 posted on 07/25/2013 7:43:10 AM PDT by Mr. K (4 election)
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To: Blacksheep

That works for any hot dog stand!

“Take a picture of our Wiener and send it to your freinds”


31 posted on 07/25/2013 7:44:08 AM PDT by Mr. K (4 election)
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To: paterfamilias

Weiner/Spitzer 2016 - All you have to do is swallow.


32 posted on 07/25/2013 7:49:06 AM PDT by commish (The takers rule. Time to implement the triple G plan - GOD, GUNS, & GOLD)
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To: paterfamilias

I’d prefer a Republican slogan: “Don’t choke on a Weiner, New York - vote Republican!”


33 posted on 07/25/2013 7:54:39 AM PDT by NRA1995 (I'd rather be a living "gun culture" member than a dead anti-gun candy-ass.)
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To: Blacksheep

NYC new slogan:

Our Weiner is bigger than yours.....


34 posted on 07/25/2013 7:55:23 AM PDT by Red Badger (Want to be surprised? Google your own name......Want to have fun? Google your friend's names........)
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To: paterfamilias

BEEP Alex, what is, “Spitzer and Weiner trying to get their dates drunk?”

The category is ‘NYC political candidates’. These two rehabilitated pervs would walk into a bar, order drinks, down one and pour the other on their hands ....


35 posted on 07/25/2013 8:11:29 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: paterfamilias

Huma Spitzer Weiner.


36 posted on 07/25/2013 8:11:32 AM PDT by skimbell
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To: paterfamilias

Wanking for Weiner!


37 posted on 07/25/2013 8:12:20 AM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: Mashood

If FR had a “like” button, I would click it for your post! Hilarious!!


38 posted on 07/25/2013 8:16:22 AM PDT by BelleAl (Proud to be a member of the party of NO! NO more deficit spending and government control!)
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To: Mashood

If FR had a “like” button, I would click it for your post! Hilarious!!


39 posted on 07/25/2013 8:17:03 AM PDT by BelleAl (Proud to be a member of the party of NO! NO more deficit spending and government control!)
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To: paterfamilias

Come on man, its time to Weiner up!


40 posted on 07/25/2013 8:34:31 AM PDT by GoreFreeTN (Keep the change, I want my dollars back.)
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