[Mouton]

If he keeps it up, he will need to have six numbers in his manufactured name.

[shadeaud]

Wasn’t he dating one of the dancers from DWTS.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Kind of vague... was he mad at this lawyer or was that a rowdy attaboy kind of move?

[Servant of the Cross]

Chad OchoStinko

[NotYourAverageDhimmi]

Somewhat misleading headline by the QMI Agency. “Slapping” makes it sound like it was violent and confrontational. While butt-tapping (which it was) is more of an “Attaboy!” team spirit thing.

[hattend]

Don’t You Know Who I Am Syndrome.

Idiot.

[Nervous Tick]

[NormsRevenge]

his name in jail..

punk a$$ b*tch

[Buckeye McFrog]

There goes his guest spot on the next Matlock or Perry Mason revival...

[EveningStar]

Here's a longer article from CNN: Butt pat lands former NFL star Chad Johnson in jail

TMZ video: Chad Johnson -- Ripped By Judge for Slapping Lawyer's Ass

She's Broward County Circuit Judge Kathleen Mary "Katie" McHugh. Here she is last year running for judge:

Kathleen Mary "Katie" McHugh for Judge County Court Group # 6 2012

Kathleen Mary "Katie" McHugh - Candidate for County Court Judge, Group 6

[EveningStar]

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