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Researcher: Men in kilts swing free, have happier sperm
bodyodd.nbcnews.com ^ | April 26, 2013 | Brian Alexander

Posted on 04/26/2013 8:41:08 PM PDT by oxcart

You might credit the legendary Scottish male virility of past time to single malt whiskey, or the sometimes brutal weather, or the fact that haggis is the national dish, but a Dutch researcher is proposing another answer:

It was the kilts.

Kilts, worn as they were meant to be worn, without underwear, lets our laddies swing freely in the breeze, creating, according to researcher Erwin Kompanje, the “ideal physiological scrotal environment.” Exposed to the bracing Highland coolness, testicles will make robust sperm.

The modern man’s “scrotal environment” is pretty confined these days, what with underwear and pants that hold our testicles close to the body and its 98.6-degree heat, Kompanje, a senior researcher in the department of intensive care at Erasmus University in Rotterdam, told NBCNews.com. But as he pointed out in a paper published online in the Scottish Medical Journal, “adequate spermatogenesis requires a temperature about 3 degrees [Celsius] lower than normal body temperature.” (That would translate to about 93 degrees Fahrenheit, compared to the normal body temperature of 98.6 Farenheit.)

Testicular temperature is regulated by the cremaster muscle – the muscle that covers the testicles -- that raises and lowers the scrotum in response to heat and cold. “The cremaster reflex only works, and has any sense, when the scrotum is hanging free,” Kompanje said. “In tight trousers it cannot work. In a naked man, or a man wearing a kilt, it can and will.”

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: free; kilts; napl; sourcetitlenoturl; sperm
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1 posted on 04/26/2013 8:41:08 PM PDT by oxcart
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To: oxcart

YES!
All men must wear kilts.


2 posted on 04/26/2013 8:44:09 PM PDT by ottbmare (The OTTB Mare--now a Marine Mom)
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To: oxcart; shibumi

The only reason I go to Highland games ping.

:)


3 posted on 04/26/2013 8:44:29 PM PDT by Salamander (Freeps With Boas)
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To: ConorMacNessa

???? Kilt News ????


4 posted on 04/26/2013 8:45:01 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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5 posted on 04/26/2013 8:45:23 PM PDT by Olog-hai
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To: ottbmare

6 posted on 04/26/2013 8:45:29 PM PDT by Salamander (Freeps With Boas)
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To: oxcart
A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair

And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share

It goes downhill from there...

/johnny

7 posted on 04/26/2013 8:46:01 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: oxcart

Now we know why Sean Connery always has that roguish smile on his face.

8 posted on 04/26/2013 8:46:05 PM PDT by mountn man (ATTITUDE- The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It.)
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To: oxcart; a fool in paradise

9 posted on 04/26/2013 8:46:17 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: TheOldLady

10 posted on 04/26/2013 8:47:09 PM PDT by Salamander (Freeps With Boas)
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To: oxcart; a fool in paradise

11 posted on 04/26/2013 8:48:17 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Olog-hai
I'm fairly openminded, and I've done lots of stuff on my own that I'm not proud of.... but a cat for a codpiece?

That's taking the red hair a bit too far.

/johnny

12 posted on 04/26/2013 8:48:41 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Salamander
Heavy metal kilts


13 posted on 04/26/2013 8:50:20 PM PDT by Salamander (Freeps With Boas)
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To: oxcart

Sorry, scrotums are illegal in the United States.


14 posted on 04/26/2013 8:50:48 PM PDT by Jack Hammer (American)
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To: JRandomFreeper

I don’t know where you’ve been, but I see you’ve won first prize.


15 posted on 04/26/2013 8:50:50 PM PDT by Anitius Severinus Boethius (www.wilsonharpbooks.com - New Robin Hood book out!)
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To: ottbmare
All men must wear kilts.

I'll need to starch and iron first.

No, not the kilt.

/johnny

16 posted on 04/26/2013 8:51:37 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: JRandomFreeper

‘Tis a SPORRAN, ye bludy Sassenach, nay a cod piece!


17 posted on 04/26/2013 8:51:44 PM PDT by Salamander (Freeps With Boas)
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To: oxcart
Scotland could become first part of UK to legalize gay marriage
18 posted on 04/26/2013 8:52:06 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (People are idiots.)
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To: oxcart

Sorry. My troops need a staging area.


19 posted on 04/26/2013 8:52:58 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Salamander
Hokay buddy. It's still a frigging cat in your crotch area. Dead or alive, that's never a good idea.

Not that I've tried it. I just reasoned that out...

/johnny

20 posted on 04/26/2013 8:53:34 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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