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Barack Obama's Statement on the Death of Margarat Thatcher (Satire)
Free Republic Original Content | April 8, 2013 | By Laz A, Mataz

Posted on 04/08/2013 7:52:39 AM PDT by Lazamataz

THE WHITE HOUSE

Office of the Press Secretary April 08, 2013

Statement from President Obama

Michelle and I noticed that Margaret Thatcher died this morning. While we were not terribly surprised -- she was, after all, rather old -- we were gratified to learn it was quick.

Thatcher presided over the darkest years of England, in which a white-centric ethic caused the horrible oppression of blacks and Muslims. I remember the time, I believe I was in college, and I was studying the issues of the time. My grades were pretty good, if I remember correctly, and my relatives offered me a trip to England at the time as a reward for my hard work. I declined, politely, because I could not support the Thatcher regime and her oppressive hatred of freedom and communism.

Her friendship with Ronald Reagan was strong. It is similar to the friendship Nancy Pelosi and I have. Nancy and I have been friends since 1982, when we met by happenstance in Indonesia, where she was negotiating a deal with an Indonesian arms maker to import rifles to Mexico. Nancy Pelosi is a wonderful woman, and a dear friend who has been my staunchest ally -- much as Thatcher was an ally of oppressive colonialism and capitalist excesses.

A tragic time in our worlds history has come to an end. Our world is relieved of a great leader who, with her mistakes, led by negative example.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
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Your peepee is depressed? How terrible. :(


61 posted on 04/08/2013 4:00:24 PM PDT by Ditter
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62 posted on 04/08/2013 4:02:48 PM PDT by Ditter
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Calm yourself. It is not metastacized. It is just an old feeling you have forgotten about. It will be better soon and you will be a man again.


63 posted on 04/08/2013 6:38:20 PM PDT by Louis Foxwell (Better the devil we can destroy than the Judas we must tolerate.)
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Thanks for the chuckle!


64 posted on 04/08/2013 8:52:38 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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Finally. A statement worth reading. Thank you Laz.


65 posted on 04/08/2013 10:58:32 PM PDT by amom
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66 posted on 04/09/2013 9:45:50 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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Thanks! :D


67 posted on 04/09/2013 10:38:23 AM PDT by Ditter
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