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Barack Obama's Statement on the Death of Margarat Thatcher (Satire)
Free Republic Original Content | April 8, 2013 | By Laz A, Mataz

Posted on 04/08/2013 7:52:39 AM PDT by Lazamataz

THE WHITE HOUSE

Office of the Press Secretary April 08, 2013

Statement from President Obama

Michelle and I noticed that Margaret Thatcher died this morning. While we were not terribly surprised -- she was, after all, rather old -- we were gratified to learn it was quick.

Thatcher presided over the darkest years of England, in which a white-centric ethic caused the horrible oppression of blacks and Muslims. I remember the time, I believe I was in college, and I was studying the issues of the time. My grades were pretty good, if I remember correctly, and my relatives offered me a trip to England at the time as a reward for my hard work. I declined, politely, because I could not support the Thatcher regime and her oppressive hatred of freedom and communism.

Her friendship with Ronald Reagan was strong. It is similar to the friendship Nancy Pelosi and I have. Nancy and I have been friends since 1982, when we met by happenstance in Indonesia, where she was negotiating a deal with an Indonesian arms maker to import rifles to Mexico. Nancy Pelosi is a wonderful woman, and a dear friend who has been my staunchest ally -- much as Thatcher was an ally of oppressive colonialism and capitalist excesses.

A tragic time in our worlds history has come to an end. Our world is relieved of a great leader who, with her mistakes, led by negative example.


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Well, at least Obama didn't make the ENTIRE statement about Obama... like he USUALLY does.
1 posted on 04/08/2013 7:52:39 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

Was the misspelling of her name in the title deliberate? I can just see Obama spelling it that way.


2 posted on 04/08/2013 7:54:14 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Truth/Lies; Liberty/Tyranny--WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE??)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

It was deliber-Rat.


3 posted on 04/08/2013 7:55:12 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz
Ubama isn't fit to shine Lady Thatcher's shoes!

That's right I said it!!!

4 posted on 04/08/2013 8:00:26 AM PDT by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.-Sarah Palin)
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To: Lazamataz

He should hire you for one of his speech writers. Lol!


5 posted on 04/08/2013 8:01:32 AM PDT by MissTed ( Private Tagline - Do Not Read!)
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To: Lazamataz

Not enough “I”’s and missing a couple of “Let Me Be Clear” statements.


6 posted on 04/08/2013 8:04:54 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: mnehring

Hey, I tried.


7 posted on 04/08/2013 8:05:25 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

[Was the misspelling of her name in the title deliberate?]

He DID correct it the body of his post. Give the guy a break.


8 posted on 04/08/2013 8:07:06 AM PDT by RetSignman ("...a Republic if you can keep it")
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To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; Slings and Arrows; Responsibility2nd; doorgunner69; ..
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9 posted on 04/08/2013 8:08:11 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz
Thanks Laz ... needed a break from all the lies.
10 posted on 04/08/2013 8:11:32 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Lazamataz
yes Laz. When seeking the truth one only need to read your interpretation of what is ... is.
11 posted on 04/08/2013 8:14:22 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Lazamataz

I’m not so sure that’s satire!

As to the graphic.....I love you, Laz, because I SO NEEDED a laugh this morning, LOL.


12 posted on 04/08/2013 8:27:37 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon (Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization)
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To: Lazamataz

Great work ... as usual!


13 posted on 04/08/2013 8:32:16 AM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
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To: Lazamataz

This will be lifted and reported as an AP story later today....


14 posted on 04/08/2013 8:32:22 AM PDT by Donkey Odious ( Adapt, improvise, and overcome - now a motto for us all.)
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To: Lazamataz

You can do better than this, Laz. Not worth a bump.


15 posted on 04/08/2013 8:33:04 AM PDT by golux
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To: golux

It’s not my best work. But it’s not horrible.


16 posted on 04/08/2013 8:33:50 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL. Hussein Obama isn’t worthy of shining Lady Thatcher’s shoes.


17 posted on 04/08/2013 8:45:56 AM PDT by golux
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To: Lazamataz

18 posted on 04/08/2013 8:48:04 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Lazamataz

19 posted on 04/08/2013 8:51:35 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Lazamataz

This is so close to the true reasoning of the liar-in-chief that it is ALMOST not amusing! ... Great writing, Laz.


20 posted on 04/08/2013 8:52:18 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: Lazamataz
The mark of fine satire is that it's close enough to reality, to be accepted as truth.

An excellent piece, Laz.

21 posted on 04/08/2013 9:01:16 AM PDT by wbill
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To: Lazamataz

I’ll bite (and may regret it later) - please add me to your PING thing.


22 posted on 04/08/2013 9:39:50 AM PDT by LadyBuck (Strangeways, here we come....)
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To: Lazamataz

I’ll bite (and may regret it later) - please add me to your PING thing.


23 posted on 04/08/2013 9:43:49 AM PDT by LadyBuck (Strangeways, here we come....)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL! Good one, Laz. Needless to say, Barry wouldn’t accept a bust of Lady Thatcher.


24 posted on 04/08/2013 9:54:12 AM PDT by PGalt
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To: Lazamataz

Satire, but not far from what the raving commie in Washington might have to say.


25 posted on 04/08/2013 9:59:36 AM PDT by meyer (When people fear the government, you have Tyranny)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz,

Good article. Sorry to hear about your peepee, though.

Seriously, saw on Youtube this morning Ronald Reagan’s 83rd birthday bash, at which Lady Thatcher spoke.

It brought tears to my eyes. President Reagan was terrific, funny, yet still zinging the Rats like I remember.

Reagan, Thatcher, Pope John Paul II—Communism was no match for this intrepid trio.

And they all have returned to the G-d who gave them to us for all too brief a time.

Thanks for the laughs, Mr. Mataz.


26 posted on 04/08/2013 10:02:29 AM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: Lazamataz

Everybody loves you, Laz! Thank you for the nice post and ping.

You’re quite brilliant, you know.


27 posted on 04/08/2013 11:04:58 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Lazamataz; golux
I think it is one of your best, Laz. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

And best wishes for a speedy recovery to your peepee.

28 posted on 04/08/2013 11:16:18 AM PDT by Madame Dufarge
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To: TheOldLady
Here's another pic you can tour with. I have a credit in the lower right hand of the photo. :)


29 posted on 04/08/2013 11:17:18 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Madame Dufarge
And best wishes for a speedy recovery to your peepee.

OH GOD...

...maybe it will recover if you bump this thread.... OH GOD PLEASE.....

30 posted on 04/08/2013 11:18:20 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: exit82

I gotta tell ya.. I would have gladly donated my years on the planet for more time for any of these three. My life has been tepid, at best, but THEY... they made a difference.


31 posted on 04/08/2013 11:19:31 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: LadyBuck
You are the 184th Satisfied Customer!™
32 posted on 04/08/2013 11:21:14 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz
On it.

Laz's eepeepay bump.

33 posted on 04/08/2013 11:21:55 AM PDT by Madame Dufarge
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To: Madame Dufarge
It's already straightening out.

THANKS!

34 posted on 04/08/2013 11:22:35 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Madame Dufarge
Oh, and I love when I mention my peepee, and the woman in question responds "On it."

Ohhhhhhhh YEAH!

35 posted on 04/08/2013 11:23:26 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: MHGinTN; Lazamataz

” This is so close to the true reasoning of the liar-in-chief that it is ALMOST not amusing! ... Great writing, Laz.”

Yep. A+, Laz.

RIP, Maggie.


36 posted on 04/08/2013 11:36:05 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker
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To: Madame Dufarge

Yes, yes. But we must hold Laz to a very high standard.


37 posted on 04/08/2013 11:38:15 AM PDT by golux
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To: golux; Lazamataz

He met it.


38 posted on 04/08/2013 11:54:07 AM PDT by Madame Dufarge
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To: Madame Dufarge; golux

I dunno. It was one of my weakest efforts in a while. But Madame, if I made you laugh, then WONDERFUL!


39 posted on 04/08/2013 11:56:19 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz
That's sweet of you, Laz.

That depressing old SOB Hobbes brushed aside the eternal truth that a good belly laugh is what rescues us from the solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short part. It's God's safety valve.

Well done.

40 posted on 04/08/2013 12:09:23 PM PDT by Madame Dufarge
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To: Madame Dufarge
I missed something, Laz has a peepee problem?
41 posted on 04/08/2013 12:40:54 PM PDT by Little Bill (A)
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To: Lazamataz

“Noticed”? “NOTICED”?? An afterthought?

Probably more in line than the actual statement put out in his name, and which he probably had nothing to do with.


42 posted on 04/08/2013 12:43:19 PM PDT by Exit148
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To: Little Bill; Lazamataz
Well, it is self-reported and we have no clear definition of "problem."

To further clarify, how did I WALK INTO THIS MORASS?

How 'bout them Sox, huh?

43 posted on 04/08/2013 12:51:51 PM PDT by Madame Dufarge
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To: Madame Dufarge
To further clarify, how did I WALK INTO THIS MORASS?

Having followed Laz's career for the last 12 or 13 years it must be a doozy.

44 posted on 04/08/2013 1:01:33 PM PDT by Little Bill (A)
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To: Madame Dufarge; Little Bill; golux
To further clarify, how did I WALK INTO THIS MORASS?

See, that's exactly what I want out of life.

MOR
ASS

45 posted on 04/08/2013 1:10:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz

By some estimations, you’re half-way there!


46 posted on 04/08/2013 1:13:12 PM PDT by headsonpikes (Mass murder and cannibalism are the twin sacraments of socialism - "Who-whom?"-Lenin)
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To: headsonpikes

Yeah. But no matter how much I get, I want MORE.


47 posted on 04/08/2013 1:14:59 PM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Little Bill; Lazamataz
The LeBrea Tar Pits comes to mind.

Plus:

The pharmacy mixed up my prescription.

I fell and hit my head on a marble step.

Can you get a brain tumor on the outside, because I have this lump?....

What's that noise?

48 posted on 04/08/2013 1:21:04 PM PDT by Madame Dufarge
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To: Madame Dufarge
Nice try.

You owe me a date, chicky, and it's gotta be a hot one.

;)

49 posted on 04/08/2013 1:22:01 PM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz
Laz, you might follow the weight reduction formula that I suggested last Summer I think that would improve your chances.

Remember quantity is not quality.

50 posted on 04/08/2013 1:24:52 PM PDT by Little Bill (A)
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