Posted on 04/01/2013 12:13:46 AM PDT by Vendome
So I turn on the TV and this guy, with a horrible toupe' is talking about sowing and money.
He keeps going on and on about anointing people with oil, as if it has any effect and Low and Behold "We got $400k and then we got a check a few days later for $1 million!"
"Send me $1,000 now. I just received instructions from God that led me to more miracles in my life than I'd had in three years. In fact, I bought a Cessna Citation and a few weeks later I bought an even more expensive one!"
"I'm gonna pray for an annointing of 1,000 phone calls. But, I want to pray for 1,000 to have a financial breakthrough in their lives. I'm going to pray for three miracles"
"The 1st miracle I want you to receive is that God will give you "Uncommon Favor!" with somebody in position to bless you"
"Everyone! Say favor with me!"(chanting favor)
"Say it again!"(I'm stoopit "Favor!")
"Again!" "Again!" "Again!" "Again!" (You idiotic lemmings)
"God will treat you better than you'll treat yerself"
"I wanna explain this to you. A few weeks ago I got a call from a friend and he starts to singing Happy Birthday to you and tells me to look out my window and there was a corvette he'd given me."
"Couple of weeks later a woman drove up and said God told her to give me her Special Edition Corvetter. I didn't even know the woman"
"A few months later I pull up tuh muh house and there was another corvette. Beautiful, yellow and God was just blessing me, because I sowed!" (You are on Paoti chump)
"Say praise the lord" (The rubes did)
> Abundance Theology.... Just like “The Secret” movie that was so popular. Here is an excellent You Tube video parody that will make you laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usbNJMUZSwo
Very funny stuff. Reminds me of the socialistic Utopia that the left expects to be given but not work for...lol
LOL
I ain’t stoopit. I just couldn’t believe this guy was talking about spiritual lottery.
Salvation and one’s walk with the lord can’t be purchase in way. God doesn’t do something for you for a price.
He’s freaking God and thinks you are not worthy....every.
Fascinating to watch and sad that people are that gullible.
He even talked about washing someone’s feet with oil and they gave him...”Vanna, show what he won...A NEW CAR!”
Bozo all the way and a man without a conscious.
Selling vapor ware.
That’s great.
The weird part is this was on BET and I can’t figure out how my TV turned to BET. Nothing on there I want to watch.
LOL
Can’t believe I wasted 5 minutes on that.
Pretty funny.
Off to work.
“Couple of weeks later a woman drove up and said God told her to give me her Special Edition Corvetter. I didn’t even know the woman”
“A few months later I pull up tuh muh house and there was another corvette. Beautiful, yellow and God was just blessing me, because I sowed!”
Yep.
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