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Mike Murdock (Religious Shyster and Prosperity Pastor)
Vanity | 3/31/2013 | Vendome

Posted on 04/01/2013 12:13:46 AM PDT by Vendome

So I turn on the TV and this guy, with a horrible toupe' is talking about sowing and money.

He keeps going on and on about anointing people with oil, as if it has any effect and Low and Behold "We got $400k and then we got a check a few days later for $1 million!"

"Send me $1,000 now. I just received instructions from God that led me to more miracles in my life than I'd had in three years. In fact, I bought a Cessna Citation and a few weeks later I bought an even more expensive one!"

"I'm gonna pray for an annointing of 1,000 phone calls. But, I want to pray for 1,000 to have a financial breakthrough in their lives. I'm going to pray for three miracles"

"The 1st miracle I want you to receive is that God will give you "Uncommon Favor!" with somebody in position to bless you"

"Everyone! Say favor with me!"(chanting favor)

"Say it again!"(I'm stoopit "Favor!")

"Again!" "Again!" "Again!" "Again!" (You idiotic lemmings)

"God will treat you better than you'll treat yerself"

"I wanna explain this to you. A few weeks ago I got a call from a friend and he starts to singing Happy Birthday to you and tells me to look out my window and there was a corvette he'd given me."

"Couple of weeks later a woman drove up and said God told her to give me her Special Edition Corvetter. I didn't even know the woman"

"A few months later I pull up tuh muh house and there was another corvette. Beautiful, yellow and God was just blessing me, because I sowed!" (You are on Paoti chump)

"Say praise the lord" (The rubes did)


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: idiotic; ministry; scam; sowing; vanity
"I'm walking out of a hotel room and a friend of mine calls, says he wants to give me a Rolex watch. I tell him no, I had Rolex watches. But, he wants to bless me for what God has done for him."

"See, I don't need the watch. I need more wisdom"

"So my friend says he'll give me a car. I tell him I don't want a car. I got more cars than I can use and I ain't driving the ones I got."

"See? That's uncommon favor and it can happen to you!"

"Say it with me, Uncommon Favor"(Yep, they chant a couple 5 times}

"The second thing I want to pray for you to have is "Uncommon Heath"(Now, I start laughing and thinking Aids or Cancer'd be pretty uncommon. Thanks!)

"How'd you like to have 90 years of perfect health?!"(Well, Effing Duh!)

"My dad's here tonight he never spent 5 minutes in the hospital. I believe we have a right to the healing power!"

I honestly can't write anymore.

This guy is a tool, a deceiver and a false profit.

If anyone gives money to this tard, you deserve what you get.

Which will likely be nothing.

1 posted on 04/01/2013 12:13:47 AM PDT by Vendome
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To: Vendome

I wonder if it was this guy that old Harold and Ethel were watching in the old folks’ home. He kept saying how he could heal the sick. So Harold did like the preacher told him to - putting one hand up there on the TeeVee like he said. And the other hand on the ailment.

When Ethel saw Harold with his hand down the front of his pant’s she yelled at him “Didn’t ya hear the man Harold??!! He said he could heal the sick. Not raise the dead!!”


2 posted on 04/01/2013 12:19:16 AM PDT by 21twelve ("We've got the guns, and we got the numbers" adapted and revised from Jim M.)
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To: Vendome
Better than his followers blowing themselves up among innocents I guess.

Just turn the deceiver off. He's no different than our current PRESidENT, both are promising something for nothing out of thin air.

3 posted on 04/01/2013 12:26:21 AM PDT by Eagles6 (Valley Forge Redux)
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To: Vendome

Mathew_6:24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.


4 posted on 04/01/2013 12:26:32 AM PDT by Lera (Proverbs 29:2)
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To: Eagles6

Couldn’t turn him off.

He had some pretty good one liners and I thought they were funny.


5 posted on 04/01/2013 12:32:08 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: 21twelve

LOL!


6 posted on 04/01/2013 12:32:36 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: 21twelve

LOL!!!!!!!!!


7 posted on 04/01/2013 12:42:46 AM PDT by laplata (The Answer To 1984 Is 1776)
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To: Vendome

His alter-egpcentric-counterpart is Todd Coontz who yakks about his “Fedex / UPS Miracle!” — probably because he conned some poor slob out of a lot of cash.

This thing is run by David Cerullo and yeah, it’s pretty disgusting. They are on TV nearly every night it seems.

And have reportedly taken in $100 million dollars per year.


8 posted on 04/01/2013 12:54:17 AM PDT by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: Vendome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76ohvqwsNkk


9 posted on 04/01/2013 1:03:20 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: Vendome

A Pentecostal prosperity preacher - false religion, doctrine and false prophet. He is not the only Pentecostal preaching and teaching this false doctrine.


10 posted on 04/01/2013 1:09:05 AM PDT by YukonGreen
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To: Vendome

I watch very little TV. That said, our washer and dryer are on the fritz.

Off to the all-night laundromat I go.

There was one other fellow there, and since I really didn’t care, I said “Put on what ever you’d like.” Ended up watching a hour of this assclown.

Funny - in that hour, he never mentioned the name of Jesus once. Never once talked about Calvary or the Resurrection.

But scarcely a sentence came out of his mouth with out the word money, or a reference to some sort of material wealth.

I thought of saying something to the guy that put him on the TV, but from the vacant stare, I knew it wouldn’t register.

Murdock seems worse than most. He doesn’t talk about sending little gifts. He talks about sending your whole household budget. Don’t worry, if you really send everything, God will give you lots more stuff.

You’re right though. He is funny. In a very dark, empty, self-absorbed sort of way.

By the way - If you feel compelled to give after watching him, send it to me. I guarantee God will bless you just as much. Maybe more.

I know some good jokes too. One-liners are $1,000 each. Ten grand will get you a half hour non-stop stand up.


11 posted on 04/01/2013 1:12:55 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Vendome
I was always kind of partial to Reverend Ike -




12 posted on 04/01/2013 1:17:37 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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“Are you naked, sitting in a bean bag chair, eating Cheetos?”

“Yes, sir!”


13 posted on 04/01/2013 1:25:46 AM PDT by twister881
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To: twister881; Vendome
“Are you naked, sitting in a bean bag chair, eating Cheetos?”

Well ... I ~could~ be. Depends...

...Am I alone?
14 posted on 04/01/2013 1:38:06 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Vendome

Abundance Theology.... Just like “The Secret” movie that was so popular. Here is an excellent You Tube video parody that will make you laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usbNJMUZSwo


15 posted on 04/01/2013 4:07:46 AM PDT by tired&retired
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To: Vendome

If anyone gives money to a church it should be a local church and used localy. Otherwise people who send money to these weirdos are morons.


16 posted on 04/01/2013 4:16:42 AM PDT by BigCinBigD (...Was that okay?)
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Or Chasers war on everything Evangelicals...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IdLkG_34i8


17 posted on 04/01/2013 4:37:20 AM PDT by tired&retired
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To: tired&retired

On the last link they do a spoof on Mike Murdock!!!


18 posted on 04/01/2013 4:39:48 AM PDT by tired&retired
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To: Vendome

I don’t watch tv preachers, none of them. I attend church. In church I hear fellow members talking about various tv preachers, “Oh, this one’s good, that one’s bad”.

Whatever, I don’t have time to sort them out.


19 posted on 04/01/2013 8:27:03 AM PDT by Graybeard58 (_.. ._. .. _. _._ __ ___ ._. . ___ ..._ ._ ._.. _ .. _. .)
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To: Lera

Rich man. Camel. Eye of needle. If he’s really read the Book then he knows what happens when people use the temple as a marketplace when the Master arrives.


20 posted on 04/01/2013 8:30:55 AM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: tired&retired

> Abundance Theology.... Just like “The Secret” movie that was so popular. Here is an excellent You Tube video parody that will make you laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usbNJMUZSwo

Very funny stuff. Reminds me of the socialistic Utopia that the left expects to be given but not work for...lol


21 posted on 04/01/2013 8:42:53 AM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: shibumi

LOL

I ain’t stoopit. I just couldn’t believe this guy was talking about spiritual lottery.

Salvation and one’s walk with the lord can’t be purchase in way. God doesn’t do something for you for a price.

He’s freaking God and thinks you are not worthy....every.

Fascinating to watch and sad that people are that gullible.

He even talked about washing someone’s feet with oil and they gave him...”Vanna, show what he won...A NEW CAR!”

Bozo all the way and a man without a conscious.


22 posted on 04/01/2013 8:58:47 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: F15Eagle

Selling vapor ware.

That’s great.


23 posted on 04/01/2013 8:59:30 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: shibumi

The weird part is this was on BET and I can’t figure out how my TV turned to BET. Nothing on there I want to watch.


24 posted on 04/01/2013 9:01:02 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: tired&retired

LOL

Can’t believe I wasted 5 minutes on that.

Pretty funny.

Off to work.


25 posted on 04/01/2013 9:08:38 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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“Couple of weeks later a woman drove up and said God told her to give me her Special Edition Corvetter. I didn’t even know the woman”

“A few months later I pull up tuh muh house and there was another corvette. Beautiful, yellow and God was just blessing me, because I sowed!”


Only he, God, and the IRS know if this is true or not.


26 posted on 04/02/2013 6:54:24 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: ApplegateRanch

Yep.


27 posted on 04/02/2013 8:16:40 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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