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To: Eagles6

Couldn’t turn him off.

He had some pretty good one liners and I thought they were funny.


5 posted on 04/01/2013 12:32:08 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Vendome

I watch very little TV. That said, our washer and dryer are on the fritz.

Off to the all-night laundromat I go.

There was one other fellow there, and since I really didn’t care, I said “Put on what ever you’d like.” Ended up watching a hour of this assclown.

Funny - in that hour, he never mentioned the name of Jesus once. Never once talked about Calvary or the Resurrection.

But scarcely a sentence came out of his mouth with out the word money, or a reference to some sort of material wealth.

I thought of saying something to the guy that put him on the TV, but from the vacant stare, I knew it wouldn’t register.

Murdock seems worse than most. He doesn’t talk about sending little gifts. He talks about sending your whole household budget. Don’t worry, if you really send everything, God will give you lots more stuff.

You’re right though. He is funny. In a very dark, empty, self-absorbed sort of way.

By the way - If you feel compelled to give after watching him, send it to me. I guarantee God will bless you just as much. Maybe more.

I know some good jokes too. One-liners are $1,000 each. Ten grand will get you a half hour non-stop stand up.


11 posted on 04/01/2013 1:12:55 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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