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SNL Mocks Jesus with Violent, Bloody Skit
Fox News ^ | 17 Feb 13 | Todd Starnes

Posted on 02/17/2013 8:56:06 AM PST by LSUfan

The following is what passes for entertainment on NBC. Saturday Night Live aired this sketch last night — just four days into Lent.

The segment was a fake movie trailer depicting a Quentin Tarantino-style Jesus returning to get revenge. It’s called, “Djesus Uncrossed.”

“Critics are calling it a less violent ‘Passion of the Christ,’” the announcer said. “I never knew how much Jesus used the N-word.”

The trailer featured Jesus and the Apostles gunning down scores of Romans. At one point the Jesus character slices a man’s head in half.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Front Page News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: antichristian; antichristianbigotry; comedy; culturewar; easterseason; hollywood; islam; jesus; lent; liberalbigots; religionofpeace; snl; snljesus
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The morons at SNL would of course never dream of mocking the prophet Mohammed because they would have to go into hiding if they did so. Christ and Christians are easy targets for hate like this because we know it is wrong to respond with violence. But it also illustrates SNL's hypocrisy and cowardice.
1 posted on 02/17/2013 8:56:15 AM PST by LSUfan
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To: LSUfan

SNL is fooling with an unforgivable sin only as Christians we let God taken care of it.


2 posted on 02/17/2013 8:58:24 AM PST by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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To: LSUfan
Stones SNL: You Do Not have them


3 posted on 02/17/2013 8:59:30 AM PST by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.-Sarah Palin)
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To: LSUfan

‘A servant is not greater than his master.’ If they persecuted Me, they will also persecute you” (John 15:20).


4 posted on 02/17/2013 9:03:25 AM PST by EBH ( The 2nd Amendment exists for times like this.)
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To: LSUfan

They’re pandering to their audience of mindless liberals...why expect anything less?


5 posted on 02/17/2013 9:04:18 AM PST by struggle (http://killthegovernment.wordpress.com/)
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To: LSUfan

SNL hit all of the libs favorite targets last night: religion, Rubio and Fox News. Their masters must be so proud!

If my husband didn’t still think SNL is funny, I wouldn’t have been exposed to it last night.


6 posted on 02/17/2013 9:11:11 AM PST by SusaninOhio
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To: struggle

A skit about Menendez and underage Dominican hookers would have been funny. A public service message about how Chris Dorner stopped smoking would have been funny. Announcing it has been 1 year since Whitney Houston stopped doing drugs would have been crude, but funny.

Skits about liberals write themselves. Not only are liberal skits about conservatives not funny, but most of the time they are forced, run on too long and most of the time aren’t true to start with.

A skit about liberals are true, to the point and most of the time hysterical.


7 posted on 02/17/2013 9:14:27 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (Got a problem? Nothing a drone strike can't fix.)
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To: LSUfan

Christian bashing in the Age of Obama is not only socially acceptable but expected. NBC is simply a Obama propaganda organ.


8 posted on 02/17/2013 9:16:10 AM PST by allendale
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To: LSUfan

unfortunaterly, many on SNL will end up findign out just what their bitter ridicule really cost them when they meet God face to face- On woudl hope they would at soem point realize that their childish antics cease and that they recon with God before it’s too late, but unfortunately, many will go down with hteir fists rasied at God-


9 posted on 02/17/2013 9:16:28 AM PST by CottShop (Scientific belief does not constitute scientific evidence, nor does it convey scientific knowledge)
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To: LSUfan

Were they mocking Jesus or were they making fun of how stupid Hollywood is?


10 posted on 02/17/2013 9:17:48 AM PST by DManA
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To: LSUfan

Mat 12:31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.

So sad they don’t know who Jesus is.


11 posted on 02/17/2013 9:20:18 AM PST by the_daug
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To: LSUfan
And the day will come, when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being as His Father, in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva, in the brain of Jupiter. THOMAS JEFFERSON

“But it also illustrates SNL’s hypocrisy and cowardice.”
SO VERY TRUE. SNL is one show I will never turn on or watch.

12 posted on 02/17/2013 9:21:40 AM PST by EXCH54FE (Hurricane 416 "It’s one thing to make a law, It’s another to enforce it.")
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To: LSUfan

“A less violent version of the Passion of the Christ.” That’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are.


13 posted on 02/17/2013 9:22:01 AM PST by Last of the Mohicans
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To: DManA

Do you think they would make fun of how stupid Hollywood is with Mohammed?


14 posted on 02/17/2013 9:24:36 AM PST by celmak
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To: DManA
Good point. The skit reminded me of a Robot Chicken bit that did the American Revolution in the style of 300, with the buff, bare chested George Washington and his soldiers attacking red coats in slow motion, martial arts style.
15 posted on 02/17/2013 9:30:00 AM PST by Rockingham
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To: celmak

Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows.

They wont be laughing, because god will be coming back to make war.


16 posted on 02/17/2013 9:32:36 AM PST by Sophia777
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To: LSUfan
Is SNL still on the air? They haven't been funny or relevant since the days of Eddie Murphy.

What can you expect from a show that launched the mean drunk Al Frankin

17 posted on 02/17/2013 9:33:13 AM PST by YankeeReb
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To: LSUfan

They are just revealing how much they despise Christianity. They want to wipe it out, and replace it with head-chopping women-raping dirty-beard savages.


18 posted on 02/17/2013 9:35:27 AM PST by I want the USA back
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To: LSUfan

I rarely watch SNL, and I had it on for a little bit last night. That skit was one of the ones I had the misfortune of seeing. As soon as I saw it, I rolled my eyes and changed the channel. It’s obvious the lack of respect for Christianity and Christ himself. They think they’re being edgy and cool.

Yawn. Liberals, you’ve done this one before. You’ll do it in the future. You do it because it’s acceptable to. The Christians might complain, but that’s the extent of it. As I saw that last night, I thought, why don’t you poke fun at Mohammed next? Let’s see how that goes over. You won’t, though, because you seem to respect Islam more and ironically, are afraid of the consequences. You fear the consequences and with the same mind, you probably spew (seen in on libs sites like DU and Huff Post) that conservative Christians are just as much, if not more, dangerous than Islamic militants.


19 posted on 02/17/2013 9:36:25 AM PST by Pinkbell
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To: KC_Lion

Jesus does return as avenger satisfying the wrath of God. They know not what they mock.


20 posted on 02/17/2013 9:37:01 AM PST by huldah1776
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To: celmak

Obviously not. For one thing the joke wouldn’t have worked since Jesus was a peaceful man and Mohammad actually was violent and bloody.


21 posted on 02/17/2013 9:38:15 AM PST by DManA
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To: DManA

Knowing this crowd I would say they are mocking Jesus.

I wonder if the writers of this skit know how close they are to the truth of Christ return,And as you knew this first, that in the end of days, scoffers would come who scoff while they walk according to their own lusts,


22 posted on 02/17/2013 9:38:36 AM PST by Sophia777
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To: LSUfan

In just the past few years its been accelerating, almost like the floodgates have opened up, the sense of being able to openly mock Jesus without consequence to their bottom line or of offending the general USA populace, who are today seemingly too busy wondering if their aligned with TV sensibilities and MSM personalities in their political correctness views,

The most (vile) recent example was at the 2012 DNC convention, which was startling to me, and I’m not easily moved, why? because I know its a spirit at work and its gaining strength here,

These are not normal times,

I think we may be witnessing the beginnings of this:

“Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, . . “ 2 Thessalonians 2:3


23 posted on 02/17/2013 9:53:31 AM PST by captmar-vell
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To: EQAndyBuzz

.....Yet the liberals treat ANY skits about “conseratives” as being worthy of laughs in their own eyes.


24 posted on 02/17/2013 9:54:41 AM PST by Biggirl ("Jesus talked to us as individuals"-Jim Vicevich/Thanks JimV!)
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To: SusaninOhio

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8dJbfRloEg

Next Saturday night, head for youtube and watch “The Second Greatest Sex.” It’s a 1950’s western comedy based on the story of Lysistrata.


25 posted on 02/17/2013 9:55:16 AM PST by HomeAtLast ( You're either with the Tea Party, or you're with the EBT Party.)
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To: Last of the Mohicans
Moslems, of course, consider Jesus to be a prophet, so when atheists or demons attack Jesus they attack Islam.
TWB
26 posted on 02/17/2013 9:59:07 AM PST by TWhiteBear (Sarah Palin...The Flame of the North)
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To: YankeeReb
"They haven't been funny or relevant since the days of Eddie Murphy."

I think SNL was at its funniest during the timeframe of Dennis Miller, Dana Carvey, Phil Hartman, Mike Meyers, Martin Short, Victoria Jackson, Jon Lovitz etc.

Interestingly enough, a number of the above have since outted themselves as conservatives, or at least quasi-conservatives.

27 posted on 02/17/2013 10:04:36 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: LSUfan

Disgusting. Satanic. Degenerate. Vile.


28 posted on 02/17/2013 10:16:06 AM PST by WashingtonSource
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To: LSUfan

(a copy of what I wrote on another post)...I blame us all...

And one more thing....

I have watched as the Whimpification of American men has deconstructed our society into believing there is a new way, a new Genesis if you will, of man. First you destroy the perception of men being the head of the household, the one who will stand at the door and defend, God, Country and Family. How? Well, you metrosexualize them in the home, by commercials that show men useless and disrespected, you feminize their appearance, so that there is a mere resemblance of the natural characteristics of man. You take away the weapon, any weapon, they cannot comment to what is true, because they will be called bigoted, you cant watch football because they are barbarians, you cannot tell your son or daughters that love waits because...meh, they are liberated and you are old and out of date. And finally you cannot defend, because you are harboring hate, violence and dare to defend your rights as an American Citizen. God Forbid you are male, white, Godly and have an opinion. That, will be challenged, but in the end you will have no defense because you gave it away....when it was time to stand and defend, you let it pass....when it was time to turn off the t.v. and stop the madness entering your home, you watched as you nodded your head and asked what is happening to my family....as your daughters and sons bought into the corruption of the media, you did not speak of things that are good, and worthy of praise. You sold out and now look at you...you are on the sidelines...as everything you believe has been erased.....Welcome to the whimpification of man......

Thank God there are a few of you left....as I have urged and pray....stand up for the values of excellence and what God has called you to be.....love your wives your family as God has loved his church and defend her. If they were raped would you not in righteous anger defend and do what you could.....America is in a position of submission and so is your manhood...take time and count the endless assaults to men in commercials, TV shows and the media. You are to be silenced. Do you ever wonder why?

It amazes me how men are allowing, weak,unchased, skinny legged metro sexualized, frail unGodly men to speak for your gender.....women are now wearing the pants.

Not this one....I enjoy my womanhood, my motherhood, my grace and words of praise and wisdom. I have not forgotten what I have been taught. I will not succumb to the lies.

I beseech the....yes I said that...why because I want you to realize there was once a Man who spoke of wisdom and tells you how to teach your children, defend you Country and love your wives, daughter, sons.... you have dropped your sword and picked up the remote! Damn you!


29 posted on 02/17/2013 10:35:13 AM PST by Texas4ever
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.... OMG .... I think Christians all over the world need to begin rising up .... start rioting, pick up their swords and beheading people!!

.... oops ... sorry ... never mind .... wrong religion.

30 posted on 02/17/2013 10:37:57 AM PST by R_Kangel ( "A Nation of Sheep ..... Will Beget ..... a Nation Ruled by Wolves.")
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To: struggle; allendale

I don’t know any Christians who watch Saturday Night Live; they’re obviously targeting a different market. Several people I know watched it years ago, but the problem for these shows is that people grow up, their comedy is stale, and an increasing number of young people today are watching Telemundo (or whatever else they fancy). TV today is facing the same problem advertisers did when remote controls came out; people simply don’t have to watch. The days of a few stations force-feeding propaganda to mindless zombies are over for large segments of the population; an increasing number of people simply turn on a laptop instead of a TV now.

Of course, to combat it the TV shows have to get progressively raunchy as they fight for the bottom-feeders; not exactly a target demographic for companies hawking wares on commercials...


31 posted on 02/17/2013 10:42:01 AM PST by kearnyirish2 (Affirmative action is economic war against white males (and therefore white families).)
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To: kearnyirish2
Of course, to combat it the TV shows have to get progressively raunchy as they fight for the bottom-feeders; not exactly a target demographic for companies hawking wares on commercials...


32 posted on 02/17/2013 10:46:12 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: LSUfan

Christians,just turn the other cheek....and the channel.


33 posted on 02/17/2013 10:51:43 AM PST by 4yearlurker (I hate February.)
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To: DManA

They were mocking Quentin Tarantino since they had Christoph Waltz on the show. It was, unfortunately, the only really funny bit on the show. That’s a shame since Waltz showed a bit of a flair for comedy.


34 posted on 02/17/2013 10:51:55 AM PST by GrootheWanderer
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To: LSUfan

I guess they do not realize they, too, will have to answer to God for what they have done, and failed to do.


35 posted on 02/17/2013 11:09:05 AM PST by siamesecats (God closes one door, and opens another, to protect us.)
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To: siamesecats

To all my friends....take a break from the madness

close your eyes and enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNVY0UjcBjE


36 posted on 02/17/2013 11:24:58 AM PST by Texas4ever
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To: LSUfan

I havent watched SNL in years..pure garbage..now imagine if they had made a skit about Islam..they would never do it because they respect Islam, they despise Christianity..typical liberal ass wipes


37 posted on 02/17/2013 11:32:15 AM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Last of the Mohicans

Funniest line all night.


38 posted on 02/17/2013 11:33:05 AM PST by GrootheWanderer
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To: EQAndyBuzz

A skit about Menendez and underage Dominican hookers would have been funny. A public service message about how Chris Dorner stopped smoking would have been funny. Announcing it has been 1 year since Whitney Houston stopped doing drugs would have been crude, but funny.


Ok, you are good.

This is what we need, a funny “DEFINITELY not ready for liberal prime time” show done from our side. Poking fun at libs is side cracking humor. We need to put money into something like ,the daily show or SNL and get it on the air, even just on the web or Netflix or wherever. We need it!!! Through humor we will win more hearts and minds than through anything else. Got to hand it to Alinsky — he was right about that. Mocking is effective. Lets get on it!!

Hollywood closeted freepers, COME ON! Lets do this!!


39 posted on 02/17/2013 11:39:14 AM PST by Yaelle
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To: LSUfan

So if they made one about Obama and Kenya and ... oh, never mind.


40 posted on 02/17/2013 11:46:28 AM PST by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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To: Texas4ever
To all my friends....take a break from the madness

Way ahead of you by about 5 years now. The only time I hear of this kind of crap that's sold as "entertainment", is from y'all at FR discussing it.


41 posted on 02/17/2013 11:50:13 AM PST by Errant
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To: Errant

Bravo!


42 posted on 02/17/2013 11:54:53 AM PST by Texas4ever
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To: LSUfan

I bet Obama and Hillary take to the airwaves any minute now to condemn this “offensive” and “reprehensible” video.

/sarc


43 posted on 02/17/2013 11:56:00 AM PST by Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears (Hey Rush, you forgot to tell us when to panic.)
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To: Texas4ever

Ah, that was very nice. Thank you so much.


44 posted on 02/17/2013 11:59:51 AM PST by siamesecats (God closes one door, and opens another, to protect us.)
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To: Errant
Seems like a good plan, almost to that point myself.
Local news for the weather mostly, every now and then NASCAR, NHRA and APBA, FOX about unwatchable now, Discovery and History channels a total joke, thinking hard about why I pay $60+ a month for cable.
45 posted on 02/17/2013 12:10:59 PM PST by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin......Nuff said.)
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To: allendale
Christian bashing in the Age of Obama is not only socially acceptable but expected. NBC is simply a Obama propaganda organ.

That is how it always starts.

In Nazi Germany the cartoons papers of greedy, hook-nosed Jews and the stereotypical greedy Jew in the movies were followed not long after by yellow armbands with the star of David being passed out.

How long will it be before white armbands with red crosses are passed out to be followed shortly after by herding onto the next train out of town.

46 posted on 02/17/2013 12:13:03 PM PST by seowulf ("If you write a whole line of zeroes, it's still---nothing"...Kira Alexandrovna Argounova)
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To: seowulf

Seems like most movies Hollywood these days are remakes of “Jud Suss” only targeting conservatives.


47 posted on 02/17/2013 12:14:08 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: LSUfan

God will not be mocked.


48 posted on 02/17/2013 12:14:25 PM PST by thecodont
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To: LSUfan
The morons at SNL would of course never dream of mocking the prophet Mohammed because they would have to go into hiding if they did so.
Christ and Christians are easy targets for hate like this because we know it is wrong to respond with violence. But it also illustrates SNL's hypocrisy and cowardice.

You said it all so perfectly.

49 posted on 02/17/2013 12:19:13 PM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: LSUfan

It’s not even original. Anyone remember “Gandhi 2” from UHF?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfvLcozLwtE&playnext=1&list=PL58189A2700F2454D&feature=results_video


50 posted on 02/17/2013 1:49:32 PM PST by DrGunsforHands
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