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Just Like Beer, Scotch Gets Canned
ABC News ^ | 09 Jan 13 | Lauren Torrisi

Posted on 02/08/2013 6:57:39 PM PST by Drew68

Just when the controversy over the banned FourLoko has died down, a beverage company has come out with straight Scotch in a can, just like soda pop.

Though there’s been no uproar so far, as was the case with the alcohol-caffeine combo FourLoko, Scottish Spirits’ “Scotch in a Can” is being marketed as a “distilled and matured in Scotland for a minimum of 3 years in oak casks.” It has notes of “honey, vanilla, butterscotch, apples and pears,” and a “hint of peat and smoke in the background,” as described on their site.

Each can contains about eight shots or 12 ounces of 80-proof Scotch.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: beerlist; booze; liverfailure; pancreatitis; scotch; wasted
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I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

Scotch in a can? What took them so long? Available in a 12-pack, I wonder? Just what the world needed!

1 posted on 02/08/2013 6:57:47 PM PST by Drew68
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To: Drew68

Takes “six pack” to a whole new level.


2 posted on 02/08/2013 7:00:41 PM PST by doc1019
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To: Drew68

Aged in aluminum?

blech!


3 posted on 02/08/2013 7:00:41 PM PST by digger48
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To: Drew68

Scotch in a can? Blasphemy!


4 posted on 02/08/2013 7:01:26 PM PST by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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To: doc1019
Takes “six pack” to a whole new level.

Yes, somehow I see bad weekends ahead.

5 posted on 02/08/2013 7:02:55 PM PST by Drew68
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To: Drew68
Abomination!



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6 posted on 02/08/2013 7:03:13 PM PST by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines RVN 1969 - St. Michael the Archangel defend us in Battle!)
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To: Drew68

Scotland is angry over the desicration of Scotch..


7 posted on 02/08/2013 7:03:27 PM PST by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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To: Drew68
Blasphemy
8 posted on 02/08/2013 7:03:27 PM PST by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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To: digger48
Aged in aluminum?

For three whole years!

9 posted on 02/08/2013 7:04:28 PM PST by Drew68
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Scotch Gets Canned,

Surely the End Times are near.

10 posted on 02/08/2013 7:05:01 PM PST by ElkGroveDan (My tagline is in the shop.)
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To: Drew68

LOL!


11 posted on 02/08/2013 7:05:03 PM PST by doc1019
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To: Drew68

If this is true, this needs to be Scotched.


12 posted on 02/08/2013 7:05:03 PM PST by EveningStar ("What color is the sky in your world?" -- Frasier Crane)
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To: ConorMacNessa

No worse than wine in a box.


13 posted on 02/08/2013 7:07:03 PM PST by doc1019
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the banned FourLoko

Banned? I guess my local convenience store didn't get the message. They're still selling the 12% alcohol, 24 ounces of syrupy-sweet blackouts in a can at two for $4 as of a week ago.

14 posted on 02/08/2013 7:09:00 PM PST by Drew68
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To: ConorMacNessa

The metal your liquid is sealed in will definitely have a bearing on the taste. Sometimes it is good and sometimes it is bad.

When we lived on a farm we had an artesian well. My mother always had a bucket of fresh water on the boards along the edge of our back porch. There was always an aluminum dipper in the bucket. That fresh water out of that dipper always had a pleasant taste.

On the other hand we had always drank coke from a bottle until the put it in cans. The bottles always had a smoother taste that the cans. The cans tasted like metal to me.


15 posted on 02/08/2013 7:12:51 PM PST by yarddog (One shot one miss.)
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To: Drew68

Shotgun! Whoo-Hoo! Eight shots in 2 seconds!!!


16 posted on 02/08/2013 7:15:31 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (Nothing will change until after the war.)
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12 oz of 80 proof Scotch in a can?! Bwahahahaha!

That’s a lot of booze.


17 posted on 02/08/2013 7:20:17 PM PST by andyk (I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
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To: dynachrome
Scotch in a can? Blasphemy!

I'm guessing this isn't being marketed to those who enjoy sipping a 25-year old Macallan. At $5 a can, looks like they're going after the FourLoko crowd.

18 posted on 02/08/2013 7:20:43 PM PST by Drew68
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Shotgun! Whoo-Hoo! Eight shots in 2 seconds!!!

Won't be long before the youtube videos come out.

Look, I like to drink but damn, this is just a bad idea.

19 posted on 02/08/2013 7:23:14 PM PST by Drew68
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To: Drew68

Bearwhizz in a can at 90 proof would satisfy them.


20 posted on 02/08/2013 7:23:56 PM PST by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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