Posted on 12/01/2012 8:32:07 AM PST by teflon9
It's not the first time we've heard fantastical news from North Korea's state news agency. And if you thought the "peculiar natural wonders" would be buried along with the Dear Leader, my were you mistaken.
Today, the Korean Central News Agency said that archaeologists from the History Institute of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea "reconfirmed" the "lair of a unicorn" that was ridden by King Tongmyong.
Via the Japan-based Korean News Agency, which distributes KCNA news, here's a bit more of the breaking development:
"The lair is located 200 meters from the Yongmyong Temple in Moran Hill in Pyongyang City. A rectangular rock carved with words "Unicorn Lair" stands in front of the lair. The carved words are believed to date back to the period of Koryo Kingdom (918-1392).
"Jo Hui Sung, director of the Institute, told KCNA:
"'Korea's history books deal with the unicorn, considered to be ridden by King Tongmyong, and its lair."
N.Korean officials also stated that the unicorns were delicious and the horns were ground up for special medicines that cure asthma and increase libido.
LOL
Maybe they can look in there for Obama’s real birth certificate and his school records.
Rainbow Skittles for everyone!
lolz
Kim3 and his minions are crazy
I wonder what the Irish Rovers will say when they hear this?
It’s about time. I’m still waiting on that glittery purple unicorn hussein promised me four years ago.
It was the fossilized Skittles that really made the confirmation a no-brainer.
I suppose next the Iranians will report they found a pegasus.
Look up the patch and unit crest for the Sixth United States Cavalry Regiment. What is on them?
If only they had a Grail
I won’t believe it till the Norks publish a picture of Li’l Kim pointing at it.
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Thanks teflon9. Just adding to the catalog, not sending a general distribution. |
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