Top 10 Working Titles for Barack Obama's Next Book

18 October 2012 | Rockitz

[Rockitz]

With the recent polls indicating the likelihood that President Obama will be looking at early retirement from public office in the near future, publishing houses are scrambling to sign the soon-to-be former president for his first post-presidential book. The top 10 working titles that Mr. Obama is purportedly shopping include the following.

10. Dancing with Czars
9. Biden Time
8. Bungling Benghazi
7. Doped and Deranged: My Time in the Whitehouse
6. Screams of "Why Bother?": A Story of Apathy and Incompetence
5. The Audacity of a Dope: Thoughts of reblaming George W. Bush for the past 4 years
4. Of Me I Sing: A Letter to Anyone Who'll Read It
3. Strange We Can Greave In: Barack Obama's Scam to Screw Americans
2. Forward.... to the First Tee: My Plan for Retirement
1. Jimmy Carter's Still the Worst White President in History

[Rockitz]

Enjoy! I'm sure there are many other creative FReepers out there. Please feel free to add your own.

[Mikey_1962]

How about “failure like my father”?

[2ndDivisionVet]

"You actually think I was golfing?"

"With the Wookie in Waikiki."

[The Cajun]

Uh, Uh, It's All Bush's Fault, Damn It!

[Rockitz]

Ping!

[theDentist]

11. Costs of Ignoring the 3AM Call
12. Media Under My Thumb
13. Undermining America: Easier Than I Thought
14. Vacation Spots to Visit When Money Doesn't Matter
15. But I Like a BIG Booty
16. You Shoulda Seen What Reid and the Witch Did

[bunkerhill7]

FlimFlam for Dummies

[NonValueAdded]

0.1 It Wasn’t My Fault

[goodnesswins]

“I Tried”
“Don’t Blame Me”
“It’s all about Me”
“Fooled ya”

[LostInBayport]

11. Losing Ain’t Optimal

12. Me, Myself and I: My Three Favorite People

13. The Acidity of Nope: America Kicked My @$$ Out the Door

14. I Thought They’d Keep Me In President, You Know?

15. Typical White People and Bitter Clingers: Why I Hate Them

16. 57 Shades of Gay

17. Learning to Speak Austrian with Barack Obama

18. I Married A Sasquatch

19. Born Free (in Kenya)

[Wally_Kalbacken]

How I Made Early Retirement Work for Me!

[GeronL]

Ablative Dreaming

What Should Have Been

[GeronL]

Not Optimal: Wasted Time and Regrets from My Term

[BerryDingle]

Fifty Examples of Things You Didn’t Build.

[Bellflower]

On to Europe
(I’ve earned it)

[tbw2]

Romney Inherits Bush’s Mess
The Affirmative Action President - What You Get When You Promote the Best Personal Stories to the Top
Barack and Michelle’s Four Year Vacation
O, An Example Not to Follow
The Cleansing of White Guilt and Our Wallets
There Was Such a Thing as a Free Lunch, and Phones, Too
The Anti-American President
Most Powerful Man in the World, and the Post-Colonialist President
When the Living Constitution Died
If Only I Were King
If Only You Had Loved Me
The Boy King
The Election Soros Bought

[Revolting cat!]

“Uh, Ah”

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Since Ubama is going to be looking for something to do in the near future, maybe he could ghost-write an autobiography of William Ayers?

[tbw2]

Autobiography of a Teleprompter
The Man Before the TOTUS
No, I Am Not a Muslim - I Only Bowed and Apologized to Them
Hillary Laughing to the Grave
Healing the World - Global Warming Ended Because of My Economic Policies and the Future Was Saved
Widening the Black - White Divide - Making Race Relations Impossible 40 Years after King
A Divider United a Nation So They No Longer Needed Their Messiah
O-No He Didn’t!
Love Me Not, The Memoirs of a President
Hypocrisy in Action
The Walking Contradiction
I’ll Finally Save the Economy If You Buy My Book

[tbw2]

Or Ayers to ghost write the memoirs of the Presidency.