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How to Celebrate Barack Obama’s Birthday
Townhall.com ^ | August 3, 2012 | Leah Barkoukis

Posted on 08/04/2012 11:20:15 AM PDT by Kaslin

President Obama turns 51 on Saturday. Naturally, Michelle wants you to celebrate by giving her husband the key to your coffers. The RNC, however, has a much better way for you to partake in the festivities without breaking your bank:

 

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Happy Birthday, Mr. President!

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1 posted on 08/04/2012 11:20:18 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

Go get some Chick-fil-A and send the wrappers to Zer0?


2 posted on 08/04/2012 11:21:54 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Paladin2; Kaslin

If you live west of DC take a pizz toward the White House—that’s also toward Mecca.

Two fer’ one to honor ramalamadingdong.


3 posted on 08/04/2012 11:25:29 AM PDT by lightman (One of the marks of the Beast is a white lower case "f" on a blue square.)
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To: Paladin2
Hey...President Soetoro...I got yer "Happy Birthday" hangin' right heah.

Heh, heh...heh, heh...
4 posted on 08/04/2012 11:30:11 AM PDT by Milton Miteybad (I am Jim Thompson. {Really.})
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To: Kaslin

too late, I already flushed


5 posted on 08/04/2012 11:31:33 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: Kaslin

I’ll thank of him when I’m taking a dump - but only then.


6 posted on 08/04/2012 11:36:41 AM PDT by jongaltsr
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To: Kaslin
In tribute to you Mr. President, today I'm joining the Tea Party. No more Treading on Me.
7 posted on 08/04/2012 11:38:37 AM PDT by fish hawk (Religion: Man's attempt to gain salvation or the approbation of God by his own works)
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To: Kaslin

I drank a bottle of milk O magnesia


8 posted on 08/04/2012 11:38:38 AM PDT by al baby (“If Barack Obama has a Harvard law degree, he didn’t earn that. Somebody else made that happen.”)
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To: Kaslin

I would celebrate his birthday by buying him a first class plane ticket to any socialist country that will take him and force him to live under the laws he’s trying to for e down our throats.

The only condition is he would have to stay there,Rhe sob.


9 posted on 08/04/2012 11:39:27 AM PDT by puppypusher (The World is going to the dogs.)
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To: Kaslin

Here Barry, a quadruple FUBO to you and your wookie spouse. We at FR are all pinching in to get a leash for her.


10 posted on 08/04/2012 11:42:26 AM PDT by catfish1957 (My dream for hope and change is to see the punk POTUS in prison for treason)
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To: Kaslin

A good book, or Sports section, a commode, and a full, but active, alimentary tract.


11 posted on 08/04/2012 11:44:49 AM PDT by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: bigbob; All

You’re not the only one...I sent him a fax as well...

His inbox is going to be pretty full today...


12 posted on 08/04/2012 11:45:52 AM PDT by stevie_d_64 (It's not the color of one's skin that offends people...it's how thin it is.)
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To: Kaslin
Few people can live 51 years without accomplishing anything positive, but Barry done it!

FUBHO!!!

13 posted on 08/04/2012 11:50:17 AM PDT by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin......Nuff said.)
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To: Kaslin

Hey Hussein, happy birthday, I flushed your twin brother down the toilet this morning, you POS!


14 posted on 08/04/2012 11:55:18 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty ("Get that evil, foreign, muslim, usurping bastard out of MY White House!" FUBO GTFO!)
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To: Kaslin

I will celebrate in November, thank you!


15 posted on 08/04/2012 11:56:50 AM PDT by ronnie raygun (bb)
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To: All


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16 posted on 08/04/2012 11:58:24 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Kaslin

All I do is stand on the porch and pee in the direction of the White House.

Just this morning when I got off the pot I looked back and thought, “if Obama had a son, he’d look .......”


17 posted on 08/04/2012 12:01:36 PM PDT by Gator113 (***YOU GAVE it to Obama. I would have voted for NEWT.~Just livin' life, my way~)
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To: Gator113

Lol!!!


18 posted on 08/04/2012 12:05:34 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Kaslin

I will fart in his general direction.


19 posted on 08/04/2012 12:10:30 PM PDT by manic4organic (We won. Get over it.)
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To: manic4organic

If he remains, I will taunt him a second time!!!


20 posted on 08/04/2012 12:17:18 PM PDT by stevie_d_64 (It's not the color of one's skin that offends people...it's how thin it is.)
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To: Kaslin
Here are 48 things that Barack Obama has done which should make his supporters feel ashamed and embarrassed
21 posted on 08/04/2012 12:21:30 PM PDT by grundle
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To: Kaslin
The fourth day of August, 1961, will be the most memorable epocha in the history of America. I am apt to believe that it will be celebrated by succeeding generations as the great anniversary festival. It ought to be commemorated as the day of potsmoking, by solemn acts of devotion to the god Choom. It ought to be solemnized with pot, ragweed, Mary Jane, hash, and whackyweed, with hemp, Panama Red, Columbian Gold, ditchweed, and homegrown, with doobies, spliffs, roaches, tokes, bong-hits, bonfires, and illuminations, from one end of this continent to the other, from this time forward forevermore. -- John Adams

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8/4 will be the summer equivalent of 4/20.

22 posted on 08/04/2012 12:34:10 PM PDT by x
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To: Kaslin
Make his dreams come true with a free overnighter at the next San Francisco "Buttless Chaps" parade of Homosexuals.


23 posted on 08/04/2012 12:37:08 PM PDT by Iron Munro ("Jiggle the Handle for Barry!")
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To: Kaslin

Celebrate Obama’s birthday by turning all your pants pockets inside out. For extra credit, rip the seam in those pants for easier access to Barney Frank.


24 posted on 08/04/2012 12:40:09 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (Our economy won't heal until one particular black man is unemployed.)
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To: Kaslin

But I thought the same sex kiss day was for him!


25 posted on 08/04/2012 12:50:22 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: lightman

Follow that up with turning around and asking the kiddo to pull your finger.


26 posted on 08/04/2012 1:19:15 PM PDT by bgill
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To: Kaslin

For BO birthday?..... OD on laxatives and take a giant crap?


27 posted on 08/04/2012 1:35:49 PM PDT by tophat9000 (American is Barack Oaken)
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To: Kaslin

Happy Birthday 0bama!

I made this just for you...

28 posted on 08/04/2012 3:25:48 PM PDT by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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To: Kaslin

My gift to Obama required a courtesy flush..


29 posted on 08/04/2012 5:43:07 PM PDT by cardinal4 (Do I really need a /s tag?)
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To: sten
Correction there sten - YOU DIDN'T MAKE THAT , SOMEBODY ELSE DID !

;o)

30 posted on 08/04/2012 6:58:16 PM PDT by snooter55 (People may doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do)
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