How to Celebrate Barack Obama’s Birthday

Townhall.com ^ | August 3, 2012 | Leah Barkoukis

[Kaslin]

President Obama turns 51 on Saturday. Naturally, Michelle wants you to celebrate by giving her husband the key to your coffers. The RNC, however, has a much better way for you to partake in the festivities without breaking your bank:

 

 

 

 

 

Happy Birthday, Mr. President!

For more cards, click here. 

[Paladin2]

Go get some Chick-fil-A and send the wrappers to Zer0?

[lightman]

If you live west of DC take a pizz toward the White House—that’s also toward Mecca.

Two fer’ one to honor ramalamadingdong.

[Milton Miteybad]

Hey...President Soetoro...I got yer "Happy Birthday" hangin' right heah.

Heh, heh...heh, heh...

[bigbob]

too late, I already flushed

[jongaltsr]

I’ll thank of him when I’m taking a dump - but only then.

[fish hawk]

In tribute to you Mr. President, today I'm joining the Tea Party. No more Treading on Me.

[al baby]

I drank a bottle of milk O magnesia

[puppypusher]

I would celebrate his birthday by buying him a first class plane ticket to any socialist country that will take him and force him to live under the laws he’s trying to for e down our throats.

The only condition is he would have to stay there,Rhe sob.

[catfish1957]

Here Barry, a quadruple FUBO to you and your wookie spouse. We at FR are all pinching in to get a leash for her.

[PzLdr]

A good book, or Sports section, a commode, and a full, but active, alimentary tract.

[stevie_d_64]

You’re not the only one...I sent him a fax as well...

His inbox is going to be pretty full today...

[The Cajun]

Few people can live 51 years without accomplishing anything positive, but Barry done it!

FUBHO!!!

[The Sons of Liberty]

Hey Hussein, happy birthday, I flushed your twin brother down the toilet this morning, you POS!

[ronnie raygun]

I will celebrate in November, thank you!

[musicman]

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[Gator113]

All I do is stand on the porch and pee in the direction of the White House.

Just this morning when I got off the pot I looked back and thought, “if Obama had a son, he’d look .......”

[goseminoles]

Lol!!!

[manic4organic]

I will fart in his general direction.

[stevie_d_64]

If he remains, I will taunt him a second time!!!

[grundle]

Here are 48 things that Barack Obama has done which should make his supporters feel ashamed and embarrassed

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The fourth day of August, 1961, will be the most memorable epocha in the history of America. I am apt to believe that it will be celebrated by succeeding generations as the great anniversary festival. It ought to be commemorated as the day of potsmoking, by solemn acts of devotion to the god Choom. It ought to be solemnized with pot, ragweed, Mary Jane, hash, and whackyweed, with hemp, Panama Red, Columbian Gold, ditchweed, and homegrown, with doobies, spliffs, roaches, tokes, bong-hits, bonfires, and illuminations, from one end of this continent to the other, from this time forward forevermore. -- John Adams

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8/4 will be the summer equivalent of 4/20.

[Iron Munro]

Make his dreams come true with a free overnighter at the next San Francisco "Buttless Chaps" parade of Homosexuals.

[OrangeHoof]

Celebrate Obama’s birthday by turning all your pants pockets inside out. For extra credit, rip the seam in those pants for easier access to Barney Frank.

[Yaelle]

But I thought the same sex kiss day was for him!

[bgill]

Follow that up with turning around and asking the kiddo to pull your finger.

[tophat9000]

For BO birthday?..... OD on laxatives and take a giant crap?

[sten]

Happy Birthday 0bama!

I made this just for you...

[cardinal4]

My gift to Obama required a courtesy flush..

[snooter55]

Correction there sten - YOU DIDN'T MAKE THAT , SOMEBODY ELSE DID !

;o)