Posted on 02/09/2012 6:39:08 AM PST by andy58-in-nh
A Fistful of Rebates
It’s halftime.
Both teams are in their locker rooms discussing what they can do to win this game in the second half. Diagramming plays. Texting their agents and German supermodel wives. Reviewing Belichick's aerial spy photos.
It’s halftime in America, too. People are hurting, and it isn't because of towel snapping and the ol' Kramergesic-in-the-jockstrap prank. They’re beat up and bruised, and wondering what they’re going to do to make a comeback. We’re all scared, because this isn’t a game. And because we're up against the Dragons and their all-Asia linebacker Hong Kong Chong with his crazy 'roid rage chopsockey chop-blocks.
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One of his best.
LOL.
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The original made me think “Eastwood 2012: Do You Feel Lucky?”. This version makes me think “Burge 2012: When The Going Gets Weird, The Weird Pull Papers.”
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