Posted on 09/06/2011 8:39:58 AM PDT by Graewoulf
Surrounded by his lap-dogs of the left, Professor You Lie picks up the rough draft of his 9-8-11 speech. It is a tense moment: will authors Porky Pelosi and Reid-in-the-wind hear their words, or the pretty words of You Lie? The silence is deafening!
Quickly laying down the rough draft, You Lie says: " People will tell you that I am a "bank-bashing-Bolshevik." If that is the case, then why am I creating the National Infastructure Bank? People will tell you that James Hoffa, Junior yesterday made a speech attacking the Taxed Enough Already Party. That is not what I heard! What I heard was a job application request! And as you know, I am all about Jobs!
Therefore, it gives me great pleasure tonight to announce to this very last Joint Session of Congress, that James Hoffa, Junior will be the new Head Commissioner of the newly re-named National Labor Infastructure Bank. ( Pause for applause.)
Thank you. Also, Professor Enema Ben will be the Commissioner of Quantitative Easing, assisted by Sheriff of Nottingham Timmy Gee.
I will no longer give anymore details to Congress, because Congress is hereby dissolved. They simply were not Triple"A:" Always Autocratic America. Thank you for electing me, good night." ( Smile and wave to the standing ovation.)
second week of september is a busy time for muslims in the US, ain’t it?
I am 28 have had outstanding blood pressure my entire life. About a month ago at a check up my blood pressure was elevated. Few days later still high.
So I completely quit watching Zero or Carney and when I went to the doctor a few days ago my blood pressure was in his words "perfect".
So Zero and Carney cause high blood pressure, they should have a warning on the TV like they do if a movie is PG-13 to warn viewers of the danger of watching Emperor Zero or any of his stooges.
Sunday is 9/11 and the Bears home opener and I will be pounding Xanax before going to the game. God only knows what they have planned.
Chicago is the Mecca West, haven’t you noticed? You’re immune.
The commie in the WH is nothing more than a polished version of Hugo Chavez. The banks are collapsing thanks to Fannie & Freddie perpetrated by the RAT party and now the gov’t is taking down the banks. Go to the FDA website and research the list of drug shortages. These shortages are being brought about by over regulation of the drug industry. The next thing will be that the gov’t steps in and nationalizes the drug industry. Remember how Obama said he would chocke off t he coal producers? He’s boing the same to all major industries. This guy isn’t dumb..he’s a cold calcuating ##$$$!!!.
The Republicans should be ready to get up and walk out in mass when the Kenyan starts attacking them.
I expect the stock market to really drop on the 10th.
You could be right, as the Dow is now down 211.
If you snore at night (be honest) SERIOUSLY consider a sleep apnea test right away! Apnea had my BP out of control for several years. It can kill you. If you catch it early, you may not need a CPAP or surgery.
“( - - - The Republicans should be ready to get up and walk out in mass when the Kenyan starts attacking them. - - - ) “
What!? And miss a golden opportunity to give You Lie another couple descriptive nicknames? No, I’m counting on Mighty Joe Wilson!
Yeah, I got thrown in the FR penalty box when I was mocked by some trolls after I posted about suspicious activity by Pakistani neighbors after OBL was killed. All of a sudden one day at noon 12 cars, next night 15 cars, next night 13 cars. Myself and neighbors called the FBI. I got the most hateful posts spewed at me and when I fought back they banded together and got me thrown in the penalty box where my posts had to be "reviewed" before posting. This was back in May.
There were many long time FReepers who stated that Chicagoland was flooded with Muslims and even stated that the whole Holy Land Foundation which funneled money to Hamas was based here!!!
The trolls haven't been seen since May. I've noticed that a lot of the trolls disappear making me believe that MoveOn and the other gutter groups have sleepers here on FR to try and make some of us long time FReepers look crazy or what not for their own benefit.
I opted for the CPP surgery because I used to travel all over the world and getting even a portable machine through airports was problematic.
Most painful surgery I have ever had but WAY WORTH IT. I no longer snore and sleep like a baby.
“”So I completely quit watching Zero or Carney and when I went to the doctor a few days ago my blood pressure was in his words “perfect”.””
Excellent - wish I could convince my husband to do the same. For some reason he enjoys yelling at the TV.......
He can’t be a “bank-bashing Bolshevik” and at the same time bail them out of their robosigning mess now, can he?
Maybe, but never underestimate the future power of the Obama-Nation Bank.
Football has better rules than does politics.
Maybe, but never underestimate the future power of the Obama-Nation Bank.
We can never underestimate the Evil Empire and the power o darkness.
chi = us home of Muslim Brotherhood.
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