Posted on 09/06/2011 8:39:58 AM PDT by Graewoulf
Surrounded by his lap-dogs of the left, Professor You Lie picks up the rough draft of his 9-8-11 speech. It is a tense moment: will authors Porky Pelosi and Reid-in-the-wind hear their words, or the pretty words of You Lie? The silence is deafening!
Quickly laying down the rough draft, You Lie says: " People will tell you that I am a "bank-bashing-Bolshevik." If that is the case, then why am I creating the National Infastructure Bank? People will tell you that James Hoffa, Junior yesterday made a speech attacking the Taxed Enough Already Party. That is not what I heard! What I heard was a job application request! And as you know, I am all about Jobs!
Therefore, it gives me great pleasure tonight to announce to this very last Joint Session of Congress, that James Hoffa, Junior will be the new Head Commissioner of the newly re-named National Labor Infastructure Bank. ( Pause for applause.)
Thank you. Also, Professor Enema Ben will be the Commissioner of Quantitative Easing, assisted by Sheriff of Nottingham Timmy Gee.
I will no longer give anymore details to Congress, because Congress is hereby dissolved. They simply were not Triple"A:" Always Autocratic America. Thank you for electing me, good night." ( Smile and wave to the standing ovation.)
“We can never underestimate the Evil Empire and the power o darkness.”
Words to ponder. You were talking about the football game tonight, weren’t you?
” People will tell you that I am a “bank-bashing-Bolshevik.”
No matter what, the Saints rock - just say’n. And, no I was talking about Obomba and his legions from H@ll. But, just wanted to put in a word for my Saints.
What a game! Wow! It was a bonanza of scoring and great plays. Both teams were excellent and the score reflected that fact. The margin of victory was small, so both teams can be proud of their efforts.
I lived in the New Orleans area for a while and saw the first football gave ever played in the then brand new Superdome. I’m a small town guy so I really like the spunk of Green Bay.
If the Saints had played somebody other than the Packers, I would have cheered for the Saints.
Sometime back baraq made the statement that he was not a bolshevik. No one asked him if he was and no one followed up on that statement. He just threw it out there.
Another small peek into the person who is obama.
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