Posted on 01/25/2011 6:53:27 AM PST by takenoprisoner
After decades of hiding in the closet, pretending they represented opposing political views, tonight, demos and rinos will hold hands, and sit side by side.
This rare display of public affection, by the twin parties, has the entire nation abuzz with excrement. Their coming out of the closet will take place tonight, during Bambi's pep rally, aka, the LGBT address.
It was Bambi, who first suggested they come out of the closet. He said it was past time for condress to show the nation just how unified the two parties really are.
Members of condress quickly humped onto the butt wagon. Many said it will be a relief to finally be out of the closet.
In the past, condress members sat separately during these pep rallies. Each one pretending they didn't have any love, or affection, whatsoever, for the other. But tonight, all that changes. Shirley, all credit is due Bambi.
At the close of the pep rally, it is anticipated the members of condress will all hold hands to form a circle in the laced palace. At this time, it is expected Bambi will move to the center of the circle jerk. Then, each member, one by one, will move to the center to bless Bambi, for giving them the courage to come out of the closet.
It is not anticipated Bambi will give any member the courtesy of a reach around. At least not in public. However, an unnamed source very close to their inner rectum, has said McLimpi is all giddy with anti-acid, at the pleaseability of a private rendezvous with the ONE. He said the two may meet later, in the oral office, for private disgustsions.
Both McLimpi, and Bambi, have refused to comment on the queery raised. However, a McLimpi staff member, along with an elbow nudge, and a wink, has inferred it was a go.
"When I woke up this morning You were on my mi-i-i-ind and You were on my mind..."
Albert Morris
FEELINGS
Feelings, nothing more than feelings,
trying to forget my feelings of love.
Teardrops rolling down on my face,
trying to forget my feelings of love.
Feelings, for all my life I’ll feel it.
I wish I’ve never met you, girl; you’ll never come again.
Feelings, wo-o-o feelings,
wo-o-o, feel you again in my arms.
Feelings, feelings like I’ve never lost you
and feelings like I’ve never have you again in my heart.
Feelings, for all my life I’ll feel it.
I wish I’ve never met you, girl; you’ll never come again.
Feelings, feelings like I’ve never lost you
and feelings like I’ve never have you again in my life.
Feelings, wo-o-o feelings,
wo-o-o, feelings again in my arms.
Feelings...(repeat & fade)
Hey, don’t call me, Surely.
There’s a lot of rectal references and anal analogies herein. Methinks coming out of the closet means more than just cozying up to the nearest homoRat.
I will not be watching this farce tonight. Perhaps the eunuchs in Congress would like our military to hold hands with Al Qaeda. Same ole; same ole.
P.J. O’Rourke you ain’t.
Nor will I.
The lack of maturity in this nation is stunning.
This stupid gesture is nothing short of cynical... This whole effort was set up by demtards so as to paint themselves a pretty face, but smart folks see it as a Rodney King move... i.e., they smack you in the back of the head and when you turn to put them in their place, they cry fowl and say, “can’t we all just get along”. What is sickening is that re-pubic-ans always, always accede to demtards wishes “get along” and look pretty. While, for the last 10 years demtards have slimed invective all over GW and re-pubic-ans, with hardly a rejoinder.
We´re doomed.
It is a good tell on who to primary next year.
All only view these Kumbayah republicans will have this evening are democrat butts bouncing up and down in their faces as the democrats jump up to appalud every utterance of The Won.
This is nothing more than a ruse! This will give the Dem-talking-point readers on the alphabet news shows a way to SPIN this SOTU!
It is designed to limit how STUPID the Dems look sitting in a VERY small area of the seating! And they will try to spin/sell the “bi-partisan” applause, when The Won speaks and a spattering of people throughout all the seats jump up to applaud his very name, and when he clears his throat and when he passes gas, etc...
NOTHING BUT A RUSE TO SELL TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE! PERIOD!
Hope the Tea Party sits together.
“I will not be watching this farce tonight.”
Nor will I watch this disgusting public display of infidelity. It is repulsive for republicans to accept Obama’s suggestion to sit together. It is a sign of weakness. When it comes to fending off socialists and communists, showing weakness is not an option.
“It is designed to limit how STUPID the Dems look sitting in a VERY small area of the seating!”
That, and to inhibit any jeers, like what occurred the last time they all met. “YOU LIE!”
The GOP fools are being played like a fiddle. They should stay on their side of the aisle.
Has there ever been such a huge Congressional gathering of spineless, gutless Eunuchs? Do you feel as sick as I do regarding this national disgrace?
American patriots are rolling in their graves all over the world.
They can’t kill their financial golden goose just yet.
They should be in jail.
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