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This morning, as I wrote this satire, I received a call from one of McLimpi's aides. Requesting anonymity, he said McLimpi was overheard singing in the shower this morning. The aid said he was singing:

"When I woke up this morning You were on my mi-i-i-ind and You were on my mind..."

1 posted on 01/25/2011 6:53:31 AM PST by takenoprisoner
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Albert Morris

FEELINGS

Feelings, nothing more than feelings,
trying to forget my feelings of love.
Teardrops rolling down on my face,
trying to forget my feelings of love.

Feelings, for all my life I’ll feel it.
I wish I’ve never met you, girl; you’ll never come again.

Feelings, wo-o-o feelings,
wo-o-o, feel you again in my arms.

Feelings, feelings like I’ve never lost you
and feelings like I’ve never have you again in my heart.

Feelings, for all my life I’ll feel it.
I wish I’ve never met you, girl; you’ll never come again.

Feelings, feelings like I’ve never lost you
and feelings like I’ve never have you again in my life.

Feelings, wo-o-o feelings,
wo-o-o, feelings again in my arms.
Feelings...(repeat & fade)


2 posted on 01/25/2011 6:57:27 AM PST by Red Badger (Whenever these vermin call you an 'idiot', you can be sure that you are doing something right.)
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Rumor is that there is a high demand for snuggies to facilitate male bonding tomorrow night.
3 posted on 01/25/2011 7:00:44 AM PST by KeyLargo
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Hey, don’t call me, Surely.


4 posted on 01/25/2011 7:01:19 AM PST by Paladin2
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There’s a lot of rectal references and anal analogies herein. Methinks coming out of the closet means more than just cozying up to the nearest homoRat.


5 posted on 01/25/2011 7:01:38 AM PST by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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I will not be watching this farce tonight. Perhaps the eunuchs in Congress would like our military to hold hands with Al Qaeda. Same ole; same ole.


6 posted on 01/25/2011 7:03:44 AM PST by ExTexasRedhead
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P.J. O’Rourke you ain’t.


7 posted on 01/25/2011 7:05:51 AM PST by Tex-Con-Man
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This stupid gesture is nothing short of cynical... This whole effort was set up by demtards so as to paint themselves a pretty face, but smart folks see it as a Rodney King move... i.e., they smack you in the back of the head and when you turn to put them in their place, they cry fowl and say, “can’t we all just get along”. What is sickening is that re-pubic-ans always, always accede to demtards wishes “get along” and look pretty. While, for the last 10 years demtards have slimed invective all over GW and re-pubic-ans, with hardly a rejoinder.


9 posted on 01/25/2011 7:13:14 AM PST by dps.inspect (the system is rigged...)
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I would suggest that all the conservatives in congress wear this t-shirt tonight:
10 posted on 01/25/2011 7:15:26 AM PST by davidlachnicht ("IF WE ARE ALL TO BE TARGETS, THEN WE ALL MUST BE SOLDIERS.")
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We´re doomed.


11 posted on 01/25/2011 7:22:03 AM PST by onedoug
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This is nothing more than a ruse! This will give the Dem-talking-point readers on the alphabet news shows a way to SPIN this SOTU!

It is designed to limit how STUPID the Dems look sitting in a VERY small area of the seating! And they will try to spin/sell the “bi-partisan” applause, when The Won speaks and a spattering of people throughout all the seats jump up to applaud his very name, and when he clears his throat and when he passes gas, etc...

NOTHING BUT A RUSE TO SELL TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE! PERIOD!


14 posted on 01/25/2011 8:12:51 AM PST by ExTxMarine ("Convictions are more dangerous to truth than lies." ~ F. Nietzsche)
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Hope the Tea Party sits together.


15 posted on 01/25/2011 8:25:20 AM PST by reagandemocrat
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The GOP fools are being played like a fiddle. They should stay on their side of the aisle.


18 posted on 01/25/2011 9:28:51 AM PST by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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I heard Rush play several SRM “talking heads” going forth with their “school prom” meme...and was thinking...(yeah, scary, huh?) that I am almost 100% certain that is exactly what our Founding Fathers were thinking about when they put our constitution together. Prom night! You betcha! Our country is being run by all the nerds from high school that are playing “let’s pretend to be serious adults conducting very serious business”.

No wonder they had the wisdom to include the Second Amendment and Thank God that they did.


21 posted on 01/25/2011 10:46:29 AM PST by Howie66 (I can see November (2012) from my house.)
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They might as well have all the urinals removed from the capitol building since these guys I’m sure would all prefer to pee sitting.


25 posted on 01/25/2011 2:35:02 PM PST by ElkGroveDan (If every person were like Sarah Palin, this world would be a peaceful, beautiful world to live in.)
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