[Ben Mugged]

I have a solution for the Asian Carp but no one seems to want to listen.

Place a bounty on the carp. That would stimulate the economy and put tens of thousands of fishermen to work.

[Repeal The 17th]

“You’d better watch out for the eggplant that ate Chicago.
If he’s still hungry, the whole country’s doomed.”
Norman Greenbaum - Dr. West’s Medicine Show & Junk Band

[tcrlaf]

Will it eat the mollusks that have infected the lakes?

Remember, that was supposed to kill the lakes, too.
NATURE ADJUSTS.
Lake pike will likely find the carp quite tasty.

[I see my hands]

To: Lake Erie Perch Virgins

All-you-can-eat, fresh caught, and batter fried is the only way. Don't refuse a portioned dinner, just understand it's night and day.

[muddler]

If this carp can destroy the great lakes don’t tell obummer.

[Paleo Conservative]

Environmentalists are always carping.

[Dallas59]

But does it TASTE good???

[UCANSEE2]

[UCANSEE2]

You don't fish for them, they fish for you.

[DuncanWaring]

...now appears to be closer than ever to migrating en masse to the world's largest body of fresh water.

By my reading of the map, they're still thousands of miles from Lake Baikal.

Heck, Lake Michigan ain't even the biggest of the Great Lakes.

[UCANSEE2]

"I'll show you who the dominant species is, meatsack."

[Hot Tabasco]

The trouble is, the defining words in the Asian carp story seem to be: maybe and if.

Those seem to be the key words behind the rest of our government spending........Why not spend on something worthwhile?

[I see my hands]

"The fish that could eat the Great Lakes is only 6 miles away from Lake Michigan"

Preemptively nuke Asia and Lake Michigan.

[ErnBatavia]

is only 6 miles away from Lake Michigan

B>It's Chicago's problem now.....but Zero will blame it on Bush, since he 'inherited' the migration from his era.

[Yardstick]

Catch them in traps baited with visions of eternal karaoke glory.

[smokingfrog]

Nuke Chicago now, before it’s too late!

[NonValueAdded]

Oh carp!