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UK: NHS recommends pupils have an 'orgasm a day' to reduce risk of heart attack and stroke
The Daily Mail (U.K.) ^ | July 12, 2009 | Daniel Martin

Posted on 07/12/2009 12:04:09 PM PDT by Stoat

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The sort of thing that we can look forward to here in the USA under 0bamacare.
1 posted on 07/12/2009 12:04:10 PM PDT by Stoat
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“The sort of thing that we can look forward to here in the USA under 0bamacare.”

Bawney Fwank will sponsor this legislation...behind it all the way...


2 posted on 07/12/2009 12:05:39 PM PDT by jessduntno (NEVER say Cap and Trade Bill. It's the Electricity, Heating Oil and Gasoline Tax Bill....)
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An “O” a day keeps the doctor away!


3 posted on 07/12/2009 12:06:53 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine (Is /sarc really necessary?)
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Using one kinda stroke to prevent another.


4 posted on 07/12/2009 12:07:55 PM PDT by DogBarkTree (Support The American Tea Party)
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I bet they got Jocelyn Elders to write that pamphlet for them.


5 posted on 07/12/2009 12:08:34 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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> And if they can’t get sex, the leaflet says children should consider masturbation.

Consider? It’s pretty much an automatic.


6 posted on 07/12/2009 12:09:45 PM PDT by max americana
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And who would know more about masturbation than a bunch of government bureaucrats? At least this time we are getting advice from the "experts".

/sarc

7 posted on 07/12/2009 12:10:57 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Hey America! How's that "hope and change" thing working out?)
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Even though there is zero scientific evidence that an orgasm a day prevents heart attacks....its just another example of pervert adults getting off on kids getting off.
But as a side note, only one a day? Oh wait they aren't Italian.....
8 posted on 07/12/2009 12:11:35 PM PDT by svcw (Barry: mentally deficient & narcissistic misogynist megalomaniac psychopath w/ paranoid delusions)
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The NHS is telling pupils they have a 'right' to an enjoyable sex life ...[a]nd if they can't get sex, the leaflet says children should consider masturbation.

Wankers.


10 posted on 07/12/2009 12:12:45 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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“The sort of thing that we can look forward to here in the USA under 0bamacare.” Bawney Fwank will sponsor this legislation...behind it all the way...

Yep, all the sex you can eat and free booze, the new "Bread and Circus" ideology!

11 posted on 07/12/2009 12:14:05 PM PDT by calex59
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Author Steve Slack, director of the Centre for HIV and Sexual Health and NHS Sheffield, denied the document promoted underage sex.

In related news, spokespeople for B. Hussein 0bama denied that ACORN had ever engaged in criminal behaviors and stressed that it's members were 'just as patriotic as anyone else'.

12 posted on 07/12/2009 12:14:34 PM PDT by Stoat (Palin / Coulter 2012: A Strong America Through Unapologetic Conservatism)
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And if they can't get sex, the leaflet says...consider masturbation.

Government has been screwing us for years. Now they want us to screw ourselves, too....

13 posted on 07/12/2009 12:17:50 PM PDT by freebilly
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There are days when I think they really do deserve domination by a bunch of angry mullahs.


14 posted on 07/12/2009 12:19:15 PM PDT by lazypadawan
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Consider? It’s pretty much an automatic.

Well, if the kids are of the Mohammedian persuasion, goats and camels will relieve their urges.

15 posted on 07/12/2009 12:19:47 PM PDT by rickmichaels
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Only one? ...OK I guess I can cut back....


16 posted on 07/12/2009 12:20:12 PM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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What ever happened to an apple a day????

Where's Laz? Here's a curriculum he could get behind.....

17 posted on 07/12/2009 12:22:18 PM PDT by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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And if they can't get sex, the leaflet says children should consider masturbation.

They need a leaflet for that?

18 posted on 07/12/2009 12:22:23 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (This tagline excerpted. To read more, click on MyOverratedBlog.com)
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What moron thinks a teenage boy needs the government telling him to masturbate?

That is like the government putting out a guidance document telling fish to swim.


19 posted on 07/12/2009 12:22:37 PM PDT by allmendream ("Wealth is EARNED not distributed, so how could it be redistributed?")
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GMTA. ;)


20 posted on 07/12/2009 12:23:06 PM PDT by allmendream ("Wealth is EARNED not distributed, so how could it be redistributed?")
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