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Top Ten Suggestions For Letterman's Wife
My Brilliance
| 6/10/09
| The_Beloved_Deb
Posted on 06/10/2009 10:23:45 AM PDT by Deb
10. Fashion Tip: Burberry flea collar!
09. Use some of Dave's millions for cosmetics.
08. As a public service, have your tubes tied.
07. Continue to hide husband's glasses.
06. Remind husband that beautiful women have more germs.
05. Redact "Maximum Thigh Size" from pre-nup.
04. To appear more attractive have show book Helen Thomas & Sandra Bernhard.
03. Discourage divorce talk by occasionally "losing" child.
02. Demand Dave fire crew member who gave you "Best of Breed" t-shirt.
01. To ensure marriage longevity...keep husband sedated!
TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: letterman
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To: Deb
Yep, her figure hasn’t bounced back from Pregnancy like Palin’s.
To: Anti-Bubba182
And one thing Mrs. Letterman isn’t, “slutty”.
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posted on
06/10/2009 3:19:50 PM PDT
by
Deb
(Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
To: Deb
You’re too kind. Letterman needs a broken nose.
83
posted on
06/10/2009 5:57:15 PM PDT
by
GVnana
To: Anti-Bubba182
#1. Frilly nightware for her when Dave shouts INCOMING!!!
84
posted on
06/10/2009 6:01:05 PM PDT
by
Covenantor
("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
To: Covenantor
Ooop...nightware, night wear, hardware, what’s the difference to her.
85
posted on
06/10/2009 6:02:56 PM PDT
by
Covenantor
("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
To: Deb
11. Nonchalantly ask Dave why he talks about “Sarah” all the time.
86
posted on
06/10/2009 10:21:53 PM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: BradyLS
87
posted on
06/11/2009 9:37:31 AM PDT
by
Deb
(Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Your link’s no good, but you can put it here.
88
posted on
06/11/2009 11:38:04 AM PDT
by
Deb
(Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
To: Deb
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posted on
06/11/2009 11:46:52 AM PDT
by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(FreepMail me if you want on the Bourbon ping list!)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
90
posted on
06/11/2009 11:48:42 AM PDT
by
Deb
(Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
To: Deb
the href link ot the “joke”?
91
posted on
06/11/2009 11:53:10 AM PDT
by
Cletus.D.Yokel
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