Have the trolls infiltrated Freeper?

[hecht]

For the whole morning, few new threads were added. Additionally no posts are being published.

[Lazamataz]

Everything’s fine. If you see a problem, it’s your computer. Take it to a shop and tell the technician that you think you need to have a few of the vaccuum tubes replaced in your Pentium.

[Bob J]

No new posts? I see dozens of one line vanitites...

[HawaiianGecko]

  It appears FR is rebuilding keys.  I've been hitting refresh about one a minute and watching the posting time getting closer and closer to real time.

[Izzy Dunne]

Take it to a shop and tell the technician that you think you need to have a few of the vaccuum tubes replaced in your Pentium.

No, no, no. Take it one one of those places that says "Computer Spin Balancing done here". Tell them you want it spin balanced.

This accounts for the fact that ZEROes weigh more than ONEs, so it moves the data around so it's balanced.

[Doohickey]

If by “trolls” you mean people who post vanities in the news forum...yes, definately.

[Marysecretary]

Something’s going on, Laz (welcome back!). I try to delete my mail and it won’t delete. It keeps coming back again.

[glide625]

pc trolls have been here for months now.

[Miss Behave]

OMG LOL.

[big'ol_freeper]

Mother, mother
There’s too many of you crying
Brother, brother, brother
There’s far too many of you dying
You know we’ve got to find a way
To bring some lovin’ here today - Ya

Father, father
We don’t need to escalate
You see, war is not the answer
For only love can conquer hate
You know we’ve got to find a way
To bring some lovin’ here today

Picket lines and picket signs
Don’t punish me with brutality
Talk to me, so you can see
Oh, what’s going on
What’s going on
Ya, what’s going on
Ah, what’s going on

In the mean time
Right on, baby
Right on
Right on

Father, father, everybody thinks we’re wrong
Oh, but who are they to judge us
Simply because our hair is long
Oh, you know we’ve got to find a way
To bring some understanding here today
Oh

Picket lines and picket signs
Don’t punish me with brutality
Talk to me
So you can see
What’s going on
Ya, what’s going on
Tell me what’s going on
I’ll tell you what’s going on - Uh
Right on baby
Right on baby

[101voodoo]

There was a problem. Between approximately 7:am and about 12:30 pm the lead thread in Activism was “Obama Glo” posted at about 1:00 am. No matter how many times I reloaded the page it remained the latest post. I called a good friend of mine an asked him to check the site and he reported the same thing.

As of right now it appears to be ok.

[LongTimeMILurker]

It takes a whole lot of pentodes to make a vacuum tube Pentium. Did you ever see those tube computers that Bell Labs came up with for space travel? They were small enough, light enough, but made way too much heat.

[Lazamataz]

No, no, no. Take it one one of those places that says "Computer Spin Balancing done here". Tell them you want it spin balanced.

You can also check the fuel-air ratio, and see if the rear aerilons are still operational.

[TexasNative2000]

You can also check the fuel-air ratio, and see if the rear aerilons are still operational.

So if I keep it aired up, it will run better? Wow - Obama was right!

[Miss Behave]

I can do "ptheddddduuuhhhh-ptheddddduuuhhh" fluttering.

And then add at the end an El Rushbo "Right on right on right on." ;-)

[oh8eleven]

I try to delete my mail and it won’t delete. It keeps coming back again.
Have you reported the problem to the proper authorities?

[Miss Behave]

LOL,0811.

[hecht]

Newsforum was the only category accepting posts. I am sorry that bothered you.

[hecht]

Newsforum was the only category accepting posts. I am sorry that bothered you.

[Miss Behave]

I kept trying to post a vanity about something odd that I found in my stool this morning. NOW I know what happened.

[Doohickey]

It does bother me because aside from serving no discernable purpose, it wastes my time. Vanities belong in chat.

[Miss Behave]

Did you guys try sticking a broomstick in the carborator valve?

[OB1kNOb]

This has been a test. It was only a test. Had this been a real Obamanation shut-down of Free Republic, you would not be reading this now and you would be directed to the nearest Obama Re-indoctrination camp for additional training. This was only a test. We now resume regular FReeping.

[listenhillary]

Have the trolls infiltrated Freeper?

The question is, when have they not infiltrated Free Republic.

[Leisler]

Should I use, or not use, JetDry when I dishwasher my laptop? I have hard water.

[Tanniker Smith]

Not trolls. Gremlins.

Really, why does everyone blame the trolls?
All they ever do is try to survive, living under bridges, asking travelers for a little handout. Really.

[mouse1]

Also, did you notice alot of threads by newbies. “who should I vote for” etc. Something’s going on. Couldnt get on all morning - everything was frozen at about 3:00am.

[patriot08]

Yes, trolls are here trying to convince us that to fight is useless.
I have received many PMs trying to convince me my ‘FReep the McCain camp, FReep the MSM’ is useless- that Obama has it wrapped up.
(but then I’ve received dozens of PMs thanking me by our loyal FReepers)
To trolls; give it up. I will fight to bring Obama down to the very last hour before the election.
.

[Mr. K]

"This accounts for the fact that ZEROes weigh more than ONEs, so it moves the data around so it's balanced. "

How can NOTHING weigh more than SOMETHING? huh?? huh??? Tell me that, you're so smart?

[Miss Behave]

OMG do NOT put your laptop in the dishwasher. Do NOT submerge it at all.

Wash it with faucet water only flowing OVER it, trying not to get the undersides too wet. Just like washing a Crock Pot, SILLY.

[Izzy Dunne]

Take a look at how much ink it takes to record a 0.

Take a look at how much ink it takes to record a 1.

It's not rocket surgery.

[Miss Behave]

OMG you are RIGHT, Izzy.

It may not be rocket surgery but you are a TRUE brain science man. I love guys with big, O-shaped, brain-heavy heads.

[Marysecretary]

Yes, and now it’s working. Thanks.

[Izzy Dunne]

Aw, shucks, ma'am.

'Tweren't nothin'.

BTW, you any kin to Miss Pell?

Or Miss Anthrope?

[Miss Behave]

My cuzz Miss Antrhope hates on me so much that I had to get aunty Miss Pell to tell her that I wasn’t related to her on account of our last names not really being the same.

[Leisler]

I don't wash the crockpot. It gets about halfway down and I just put more stuff in. Gives it all a unique flavor. I go all winter with it like that. In the spring I just chuck it and go to a yard sale and get a new to me one.

[Miss Behave]

Yummy. What’s for dessert tonight? I can bring some good untouched virgin scrapings from my countertop composting sweets batter bowl. You know, sugar preserves everything and you don’t need to fridge it.

[Hot Tabasco]

It appears FR is rebuilding keys.

Wherecanyoubuyspaces?Imoutofspacesandapostrophes

[Leisler]

Stew. Something. Just poke around, you’ll find it. I use half drunk beers for sugar, so I’m good for that, but thank you anyways.

[Miss Behave]

I’ll eat most things that aren’t moving or growing. See you at 6.

[AppyPappy]

My freeper is stunned.

[Mr. K]

But the hard drives do not STORE INK they store magnetic molecules.

and on CD’s they store LIGHT molecules which are even LIGHTer (get it?)

[Izzy Dunne]

But the hard drives do not STORE INK they store magnetic molecules.

Yes.

But it still takes nearly twice as many molecules to store a zero as it does a one.

Just ask your neighborhood computer spin balancer.

[Petronski]

Maybe the babies ate your dingo!

[Miss Behave]

I’m sure that you mean bay-bays. ;-)

[Miss Behave]

more animals

[Miss Behave]

more animals

[ThomasThomas]

There was a time you did spin balance a floppy drive.

[Billthedrill]

I was thinking about that this morning myself. Does re-indexing a database constitute a revolutionary act on the order, say, of smacking a deer with your pickup and finishing it off with a well-placed burst of automatic weapons fire? What if you finish it off first, before you have to pay the deductible? I mean before you actually hit it. Well, with the pickup, that is, not with the magazine of armor-piercing AK-47 bullets. You'd want to hit it with the latter. But not the former. Although with my pickup the body damage might not amount to the cost of a full mag of AK-47 ammo. But you try telling your insurance agent that some time. Just try it.

What was the question again?

[MHGinTN]

Wipe the drool off your chin, Freeper! ... I think there’s a gun porn thread somewhere tonight ... with a very funny Denny Crane preview on it!