Posted on 09/05/2008 11:29:19 AM PDT by EdnaMode
In a shocking turn of events, an anonymous source has revealed that Vice Presidential hopeful, Sarah Palin hunts and eats kittens and then hangs their heads over her fireplace. The revelation is certain to sink the McCain campaign.
"At first I thought the pick of Sarah Palin was a stroke of genius, but now we know the truth about what kind of person she is. There is no way any pet owner in American will vote for Palin now," said an anonymous, unbiased mainstream media writer.
Bloggers have expressed their outrage at the information. "I'm a lifelong Republican and was so pumped about Palin. Now I'm going to hold my nose and vote for Obama!" wrote Mia Sham.
Meanwhile, the Obama Campaign released the following statement:
"Barack Obama has never and will never eat a kitten as long as he lives. This just proves he is much more qualified than that woman."
When asked how she could possibly eat some of the cutest creatures on Earth, Palin replied, "They taste good with ketchup. And why should people care what I eat? Didn't Bob Barker say to help control the pet population?
Meanwhile, PETA has scheduled several protests for next weekend across the country. Palin, though, is not fazed at all. "PETA can kiss my ass."
Haha, great picture!
Haha!
OH come on.....at least she doesn’t eat dead flies.......
FUNNY!!!! Clever too.
So, she likes Chinese food!.............
This is not nearly as hugh and series as her husband having a DUI 22 yrs ago. That will derail her!
Ghost and Darkness
Ping
I have also heard there is going to be an investigation into the allegations that in the spring of 1975 she was seen jaywalking in a small town in Alaska........
I have also heard there is going to be an investigation into the allegations that in the spring of 1975 she was seen jaywalking in a small town in Alaska........
Thanks!
Okay,Okay I confess that I had three speeding tickets in
18 months in 1973,but I swear it was the GTO’s fault.
“I have also heard there is going to be an investigation into the allegations that in the spring of 1975 she was seen jaywalking in a small town in Alaska........
And how about that investigation that she accidently passed gas in the ladies room at the State House.
Ketchup? I prefer kittens barbecued with a very light BBQ sauce. They do taste like chicken. The only problem is that it does take 3 or 4 kittens to make a good meal.
You should see the looks on the faces of people who advertise “free kittens” when I say “I’ll take ‘em all”. I am considering a “anti spay and neutering” campaign in my county because kittens are becoming a hard to find item.
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