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Monkeys' Escape Surprises Experts
THE LEDGER ^ | April 23, 2008 | Shoshana Walter

Posted on 04/23/2008 9:55:37 AM PDT by george76

It's a tongue-twister and a mind-bender: The pack of 15 Patas primates procured from Puerto Rico were not supposed to be able to swim.

But they did Saturday, when together they crossed a 50-foot wide, 8-foot deep moat and escaped their manmade island home at a wildlife facility on Moore Road in Lakeland, according to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

At the root of all this monkey business is something that confounded wildlife officials...

In their former Puerto Rico home, these monkeys swam every day, commission spokesman Gary Morse said.

Salisbury learned this fact Tuesday as the monkeys continued to fan out into the wilderness of rural Polk County, Morse said.

"Monkey see, monkey do," Morse explained. "This is such a social species. When the leader of the pack does it, they all do it."

Salisbury had located the group, which included 11 adults and four young monkeys, in the middle of a nearby sod farm Tuesday morning, but as TV news helicopters began to hover, the monkeys scattered in pairs for safety...

(Excerpt) Read more at theledger.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: florida; lakeland

1 posted on 04/23/2008 9:55:37 AM PDT by george76
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To: Joe Brower; girlangler; MinuteGal; LucyT; SunkenCiv

2 posted on 04/23/2008 9:57:21 AM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: george76
Ok, where is the gravel shooter and the taunting.
3 posted on 04/23/2008 9:57:56 AM PDT by org.whodat (What's the difference between a Democrat and a republican????)
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To: george76
Monkeys' Escape Surprises Experts

Experts' Ignorance Surprises Monkeys.

4 posted on 04/23/2008 10:03:10 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: george76

Those poor frightened animals were removed from their home, now they have to deal with curiousity seekers, helicopters, alligators and neighborhood dogs.


5 posted on 04/23/2008 10:11:18 AM PDT by LucyT
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To: george76; Fred Nerks; blam
Thanks george.
In their former Puerto Rico home, these monkeys swam every day, commission spokesman Gary Morse said.
"...but we never saw this coming! It was totally unexpected, dudes!"
6 posted on 04/23/2008 10:12:00 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_____________________Profile updated Saturday, March 29, 2008)
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To: Izzy Dunne; Grampa Dave; potlatch; martin_fierro; PhilDragoo; MtnClimber; neverdem

LOL

Experts’ Ignorance Surprises Monkeys.


7 posted on 04/23/2008 10:19:49 AM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: george76

I used to live near Lakeland. If those monkeys reach Green Swamp, they will be very difficult to capture!


8 posted on 04/23/2008 10:26:41 AM PDT by MtnClimber (Obama: baby is punishment; tax increase is bundle of joy)
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To: george76

“Experts” aren’t what they used to be.


9 posted on 04/23/2008 10:28:03 AM PDT by Hacklehead (Crush the liberals, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the hippies.)
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To: george76

“...located them ...in a sod farm...”
You monkeys can just sod off!
Great post George!


10 posted on 04/23/2008 10:34:19 AM PDT by whipitgood (Neither of, by, nor for the people any longer...)
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To: Hacklehead

wildlife facility manager, Herb Tarlek, was quoted “as God is my Witness, I thought monkeys could’t swim”


11 posted on 04/23/2008 10:34:50 AM PDT by tm61
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To: george76
Evidently the monkeys are the monkey experts.

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12 posted on 04/23/2008 10:36:06 AM PDT by vox_freedom (John 16:2 yea, the hour cometh, that whosoever killeth you, will think that he doth a service to God)
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To: whipitgood

thanks


13 posted on 04/23/2008 10:50:03 AM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: george76

Man, even Michelle Obama can’t scowl like that sucker in post #2.


14 posted on 04/23/2008 10:52:49 AM PDT by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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To: Izzy Dunne

LOL!


15 posted on 04/23/2008 10:54:17 AM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: george76

Run like the wind, monkeys. Get thee to the Green Swamp.


16 posted on 04/23/2008 11:14:57 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (Who Would Montgomery Brewster Choose?)
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To: george76
Life will find a way.

Jeff Goldblum as "Ian Malcolm" in Jurassic Park

17 posted on 04/23/2008 11:47:11 AM PDT by alexander_busek
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To: tm61

“as God is my Witness, I thought monkeys could’t swim”

Usually they can’t unless Tarzan teaches them.


18 posted on 04/23/2008 12:08:39 PM PDT by wildbill
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To: george76

I can hear Howard now. Look at that monkey swim...


19 posted on 04/23/2008 12:18:48 PM PDT by RGSpincich
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To: tm61

“wildlife facility manager, Herb Tarlek, was quoted “as God is my Witness, I thought monkeys could’t swim””

Let’s hope they dont transfer him to the turkey exhibit.


20 posted on 04/23/2008 1:07:31 PM PDT by Hacklehead (Crush the liberals, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the hippies.)
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To: george76

Last seen headed for the executive suites at Bear Stearns. ;)


21 posted on 04/23/2008 1:11:16 PM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("Wise men don't need to debate; men who need to debate are not wise." -- Tao Te Ching)
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To: george76; devolve

Lol, Monkey see, Monkey do, lock them in the DC-zoo!
Whoops, Florida zoo.

I spent a month and a half in Puerto Rico many years ago. Covered the island and never saw one monkey!!


22 posted on 04/23/2008 2:58:58 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: potlatch; girlangler

The last monkey swam to Florida ?


23 posted on 04/23/2008 4:17:32 PM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: devolve; george76

[The last monkey [from Puerto Rico] swam to Florida ?]

Lol, don’t think they would make it. The people in Haiti would put a voodoo on them, the people in Jamaica might eat them and if they made it that far - Castro would have made communists out of them!!!

snicker!


24 posted on 04/23/2008 6:24:40 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: Izzy Dunne

25 posted on 04/23/2008 6:33:21 PM PDT by Lady Jag ( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: potlatch

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This is dangerous thread to post certain graphics and comments on!


26 posted on 04/23/2008 9:53:04 PM PDT by devolve ( -- -The_Project_Islamic_Hope_website_banner no_longer_features_Barack_Hussein_Obama_Junior)
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To: george76

27 posted on 04/24/2008 7:55:28 AM PDT by GalaxieFiveHundred
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To: devolve

devolve, you are anything but ‘sedate’, but I do know what you are thinking.


28 posted on 04/24/2008 12:07:51 PM PDT by potlatch
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