Posted on 02/13/2008 3:18:27 PM PST by Libloather
Rush Endorses Obama Because He Is Anything You Want Him to Be
February 13, 2008
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RUSH: I'm thinking of endorsing Obama. Well, everybody's asking me about my endorsement. I want to give you a reason why I'm thinking of endorsing Obama. Listen to this. (playing of Barack Obama spoof)
Barack Obama, ladies and gentlemen, is a blank canvas upon which anybody can project their fantasies, or their desires. You look at Democrats in the audience, and they're swooning. He's saying nothing. He's saying nothing better than anybody in my lifetime ever has. The reason he says nothing so well is because everybody thinks that he's saying what they want. So they're able to project onto Obama their fantasies. If they believe in allowing somebody to marry a dog, they think Obama will support it. Therefore, I would like today to announce a tentative decision, I'm stilling thinking about it, to endorse Barack Obama, since everybody is asking who am I going to endorse, and here's why.
Barack Obama is pro-life.
Barack Obama is a Constitutionalist.
Barack Obama believes in limited government.
Barack Obama is in favor of health care savings plans.
Barack Obama loves free markets and wants to protect them.
Barack Obama is strong on national defense.
Barack Obama is a tax cutter extraordinaire.
Barack Obama makes my leg tingle when I hear him speak.
Barack Obama will end the designated hitter rule.
Barack Obama will establish a college football playoff once and for all so we will genuinely have a champion.
Barack Obama will get to the bottom of Spygate.
Barack Obama will offer free beer Fridays.
Whatever you want Obama to be, folks, he's a blank slate, he's an empty canvas, and this is the nature of his appeal. Whatever people fantasize about, whatever they want, they are confident Obama supports it, too.
I'm now a HUGE Barack Obama fan. Whoo-hoo!
Oh, and the official Obama song on Rush's radio show is Sammy Davis Jr's 'Candy Man'.
Rush is just too cool (and correct). :-)
That speech parody was great too.
Free beer on Fridays! That’s it. Now I know who I’m voting for. I wonder if I can sub wine for beer, though?
anyone have a link to the audio of “Obama the magic negro”???
Yes, we’re having a national “obasm”.
Surely I’m not the first to come up with this term.
Rush can have it, since it’s just a variation of his “gorbasm”.
He is a bur in Hilldog’s saddle, that has to be a plus.
Yay. Finally a football playoff. Beat that McCain and Hillary.
LOL Rush is so good!!
LOL Rush is so good!!
Free bongs from Medicare maybe?
Are they putting Ecstasy in the Oabama campaign water coolers? The Swami Obama cult is triggering a lot of weird, glazed-eyes swooning, giggling, and speaking in tongues. Republicans may have to get on the Separation of Church and State bandwagon if this keeps up. The Dems are being taken over by an Eastern mystery cult.
Where's Madalyn Murray O'Hair when she's really needed?
He also endorsed Hillary Clinton today saying, “Well, John McCain said she’d make a fine president.”
LOL
And look how the empty suit votes. But guess it’s all okay since he now says he was never a practicing Muslim.
Rush needs to encourage Hillary to dispatch of this mole, he’s too dangerous.
That maybe territory for a 24/7 subscriber. Or it could be on a Shanklin (famous white comedian) CD.
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What! No Hot (Spicy :) Buffalo Wings? ...Cheesy Fries...Meat lovers' Pizza....O'Bambi HealthCare...I'm voting for $hrillary/Silk Pony...Juan "Keating Five" McCranky
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I listened to most of the Obama victory speech last night. Yeah, it was very difficult - I don’t know how the TV survived the experience, and my wife kept saying something about hiring a guy to clean all the vomit out of the rug.
Anyway, and very seriously, I put myself through that experience for the sole purpose of seeing if the guy would actually say anything of substance. Let’s just say that I’m still waiting.
I cannot believe that this guy, this completely empty suit, is on the verge of winning the nomination for President of a major party. Yes, the Dems are not exactly the most thoughtful group of people on Planet Earth, but
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA????
Really - 7 years as a state senator, 3 years as a US senator, no real job, no responsibility for decisions, no serious bills proposed...WHAT’S HE DONE? The Dems must be nuts to nominate him.
My initial take on Barak Obama was that he would be tougher to defeat than HRC. Then I studied his record. To the extent he has one, it is not liberal that of a traditional liberal. It is left of that.
I listened to most of the Obama victory speech last night. Yeah, it was very difficult - I don’t know how the TV survived the experience, and my wife kept saying something about hiring a guy to clean all the vomit out of the rug.
Anyway, and very seriously, I put myself through that experience for the sole purpose of seeing if the guy would actually say anything of substance. Let’s just say that I’m still waiting.
I cannot believe that this guy, this completely empty suit, is on the verge of winning the nomination for President of a major party. Yes, the Dems are not exactly the most thoughtful group of people on Planet Earth, but
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA????
Really - 7 years as a state senator, 3 years as a US senator, no real job, no responsibility for decisions, no serious bills proposed...WHAT’S HE DONE? The Dems must be nuts to nominate him.
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