US, Israel 'won't survive attack'

The Australian. ^ | August 8, 2006 | The Australian correspondents in Tehran

[DoughtyOne]

As we know too well, unless the President of Iran holds the damned thing in his own hand on television and sets it off, the media will say that it's impossible to know who set it off, and a good part of advanced (and I use that term very loosely), will sign on to that theory.

[Dumpster Baby]

[Ronin]

I've noticed it time and time again. Muslims seem to say the stupidest things. Hyperbole and lying seem not to be considered lies at all -- maybe just poetic license or something.

They come up with the lamest, weirdest, silliest "Rube Goldberg" type excuses whenever they get their hands caught in the cookie jar, and actually seem to believe them.

This guy is a general -- admittedly a general in charge of a bunch of freaky, fanatic looney-tunes, but still, he must have something resembling intelligence.

Israel has somewhere in the neighborhood of 200 to 400 nukes which can be delivered by ballistic missile, aircraft or submarine launched cruise missile -- Iran, if they have any at all, has less than 10, untested, unreliable, innacurate missiles tipped with unproven warheads.

Rhetoric is all good and well, but this is getting pretty damn silly.

[GSlob]

"How do you say, "I can't believe how full of crap I am" in Farsi?"
By giving the patient a bottle of "Fleet" phospho-saline at once - no translation needed. Pretty soon they will see with their own eyes, and believe.

[Ronin]

I am not one of the "nuke-em-till-they-glow-and-shoot-em-in-the dark" types myself, but do you really think that if Iran flips a missile towards Israel that they won't get a payback with interest?

Does Iran really think they have the moxie to go up against Israel in a toe-to-toe nuke standoff?

Someone in Allah-land needs to wake up and smell the coffee. If the Iranians hit Israel with weapons of mass destruction, there is nothing that the U.S. could do or say that would prevent Israel from retaliating.

[holden]

I don't know of a specific virus; I was just conjecturing about something they may think they have, possibly from Saddam's reconstitutable stocks, that could be rumored among them as a highly lethal, stealthy WMD they could possibly have been successful at getting through our porous borders.

The name was a faux honorific to the "A team's" best fighters, trained in the Bekaa Valley, where such WMD's have been said to have been hidden, a lethal force crossing the eastern portion of the Litani to repel Israeli troops, a microcosm of the ill they might hope to use to wipe "U.S." out.

HF

[Uriah_lost]

It's been close to 30 yrs . I can't even curse effectively in Arabic anymore....kinda, pathetic really

[thile44]

Does Baghdad Bob have a new job?

[Mo1]

The head of Iran's Revolutionary Guards said the United States and Israel would not survive if they attacked his nation, the IRNA news agency reported today

Ya wanna bet

[Finalapproach29er]

LOL

[RegulatorCountry]

Oh, I understand now. Headwaters of the Litani are to the east, in the Bekaa. A use of Saddam's long-rumored stash, in other words. I've suspected for some time that we'd be working towards the Bekaa for just this reason, "we" meaning the US and allies.

[YOUGOTIT]

And as Iran and Syria slide into the sea (or their non humans slide into oblivion)say hello to Neutron.

[FreeRep]

Everything for defense, not one cent for the UN. We are in a constant struggle with Iran, we must never relinquish the initiative.

[xpertskir]

Cough....Cough....,Nuke them

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Safavi you ignorant slut, do you have any idea how big this country is?

Your nation is 1.648 million sq km. We are 9,161,923 sq km not including territories. We have 298,444,215 people, you have 68,688,433.

We have over five times more land and over four times as many people.

We have a 99% literacy rate compared to your 76% our GDP per capita is $41,800, yours is $8,300.

We won't survive?

We can field an army larger then your entire population if need.

[Uriah_lost]

As a society, they accept the sort of unreality that one usually has to got to the super market check out or the DU to find. I know, I lived among them for several years. My father referred to it as "magical reality". It stems from being powerless for a lifetime. Even the ones that you think should know better live in a world governed by laws that they are not allowed to understand because it would force them to confront the fact that they are powerless because they aren't willing to change it. Americans are the modern Djinn.

[El Sordo]

I susbcribed to their newsletter for a while.

They seem to only worry about moving the clock up when they think the US will start something.

[Phsstpok]

Yalla Ya General Yahya! 

I have a Christian Lebanese/American friend in my office. I'm gonna share that one with him. He loves that video.

[Real Cynic No More]

News Flash: September 11, 2010. The commission investigating the joint nuclear attack on Washington, D.C., Los Angeles, Houston, Miami, Norfolk, New York City, and London by Iran and North Korea has just announced the verdict against former (disgraced) President George W. Bush. He's been found guilty of failure to defend the U.S. against the terrorists behind the attacks.

Howard Dean, spokesman for the surviving Democratic party, who was vacationing in Canada during the attacks, had this to say: "All the signs were there during 2006. The Iranian President announced to the world on more than one occasion that Islam would destroy the U.S. and Israel. Why Bush didn't take positive action to eliminate the threat is nothing less than treason." Although Tel Aviv and Jerusalem were targets as well, the Iranian threat was eliminated when an Israeli submarine fired cruise nuclear-tipped cruise missiles into Tehran, virtually eliminating that country's leadership. No information was available regarding the failed U.S. attempt to launch missiles into Pyongyang.

Meanwhile, rumors said to originate from Baghdad, indicate that some 150,000 people have been massacred by the Islamic regime during the past four weeks. The Islamic government has prohibited the news media from reporting on the story.

This information brought to you by the "underground for a free press", operating from a stronghold operating from a secret location "somewhere in Montana".

[boughtwithaprice]

"Tehran and Damascus reject this, saying they only offer moral support."

"Moral support." Right. Basically admitting the punks are all part of the same freakin terrorist group.