Howard Dean, spokesman for the surviving Democratic party, who was vacationing in Canada during the attacks, had this to say: "All the signs were there during 2006. The Iranian President announced to the world on more than one occasion that Islam would destroy the U.S. and Israel. Why Bush didn't take positive action to eliminate the threat is nothing less than treason." Although Tel Aviv and Jerusalem were targets as well, the Iranian threat was eliminated when an Israeli submarine fired cruise nuclear-tipped cruise missiles into Tehran, virtually eliminating that country's leadership. No information was available regarding the failed U.S. attempt to launch missiles into Pyongyang.
Meanwhile, rumors said to originate from Baghdad, indicate that some 150,000 people have been massacred by the Islamic regime during the past four weeks. The Islamic government has prohibited the news media from reporting on the story.
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"Tehran and Damascus reject this, saying they only offer moral support."
"Moral support." Right. Basically admitting the punks are all part of the same freakin terrorist group.