Angry Omar sees the light (The Classic coward muslim terrorist, very funny)

timesonline U.K. ^ | July 23, 2006 | Rod Liddle

[BlueJ7]

The man who from safe and agreeably leafy north London suburbia offered his continual support to suicide bombers and refused to condemn the attacks of 9/11 and July 7, all the while ranting against the perfidies of western civilisation and its infidel cockroach minions, now wishes to return to the bosom of Satan as quickly as possible.

[goldstategop]

Too bad the Israelis haven't turned him into crispy fried critter. Oh I thought he welcomed the 72 virgins? So why he does want to seek refuge with the infidels? Now THAT's funny!

(Go Israel, Go! Slap 'Em, Down Hezbullies. )

[Southack]

"You might have thought Bakri Mohammed would have been delighted that here he was, at last, in a position to act in perfect accord with his relentlessly stated beliefs; a chance to gird the loins, strap on the old Semtex and make haste for the Israeli border. Bang! But no; what he did instead was plead, quite piteously, with the British government to airlift him (at our expense) to safety. It is all very well to cheer on the suicide bombers and the struggle to expunge Israel from the face of the earth — but one shouldn’t really be expected to take part in such dangerous activities oneself. Suddenly the British way of doing things seemed awfully attractive as the shells rained down. Far better to pontificate about Armageddon from a semi in Edmonton."

[Richard Kimball]

That's cool. Nice to see that some of the British writers get it.

[alice_in_bubbaland]

LOL! My thoughts exactly!

[goldstategop]

Yeah - if he really believes Israel deserves to be destroyed, why didn't he strap on some good old fashioned Semtex and seek martyrdom? Why hasn't Nasrallah done it? They're all talk, no action.

(Go Israel, Go! Slap 'Em, Down Hezbullies. )

[Rosemont]

good hunting

[Dumpster Baby]

That really was a good article.

[randog]

Is this the one-eyed Captain Hook SOB?

[cripplecreek]

Marxists might call it an explosion of consciousness. But it is more likely the explosion of extremely powerful Israeli ordnance a bit too close to where he is holed up in downtown Beirut.

LOL Too funny.

[xzins]

Caught between the Lebanon devil and the Syrian deep blue sea it is hardly surprising that he should choose neither, but plump for decadent Britain instead. Should have been a bit nicer while you were here, shouldn’t you, mate?

LOL!

[Marine_Uncle]

What a riot! "Should have been a bit nicer while you were here, shouldn’t you, mate?"
Just love it!

[ladyinred]

Brilliant!

[proxy_user]

Pardon me, but does the Times of London have to be excerpted?

I usually post the articles in full, and the mods have never complained.

[dighton]

Rod Liddle can write. Pinging a few who might enjoy this.

[Cinnamon]

feeling oppressed Omar? delightful that you turn to a democratic country to seek salvation..

[norton]

Googled "Rod Liddle",
Scanty,
lots of blank space,
but interesting

[RichInOC]

I think that's Abu Hamza al-Masri. There's another Sheikh Omar, Abdel Rahman, who was involved in the '93 World Trade Center bombing, but (1) he's completely blind from diabetes and (2) he's currently a lifetime guest of the U.S. Bureau of Prisons.

[sig226]

"feeling oppressed Omar? delightful that you turn to a democratic country to seek salvation.."

Even more delightful that they won't have him.

[elcid1970]

Mullah Omar: a bloodthirsty savage with absolutely no b@lls.

BTW, tell the next muzzie you meet:

"I will never convert, I will never pay tribute, so kill me now, you worthless mohammedan!" (odds are he won't.)

BTW, I'll do the same, so help me G-d!