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1 posted on 03/03/2006 7:25:50 PM PST by WaterDragon
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Timothy Treadwell, not his real name, was a surfer dude doin’ drugs and tellin’ folks he was an orphan from Australia. He said he wished he had been a homosexual so his sex life would have been less complicated. They can have sex anywhere, without emotional involvement. But he wasn’t, so went to Alaska. There, he had sex with women stupid enough to join him in his tent in the Katmai Wilderness, until one day a bear ate him and her. In the meantime he hid in the bushes while taping bear hunters. Bear hunters who knew he was there (Alaska is the world's largest small town) did creepy Freddy Krueger things like draw happy faces on the rocks in Timothy's neighborhood. Ugly, eh? But, mostly, he taped himself, pretending to be alone.

This is a parody, right?

2 posted on 03/03/2006 7:27:47 PM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all.)
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-b-


3 posted on 03/03/2006 7:28:29 PM PST by rellimpank (Don't believe anything about firearms or explosives stated by the mass media---NRABenefactor)
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http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0525948864/ref=pd_sim_b_1/103-5204565-3516611?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=283155

--here's an excellent book on "Treadwell"--


4 posted on 03/03/2006 7:31:02 PM PST by rellimpank (Don't believe anything about firearms or explosives stated by the mass media---NRABenefactor)
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Tim Snackwell is a fine argument for Darwin.


5 posted on 03/03/2006 7:32:10 PM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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A pile of bear crap. Look at what liberalism has been reduced to celebrating.

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

6 posted on 03/03/2006 7:32:36 PM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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LOL! Great article.


8 posted on 03/03/2006 7:33:52 PM PST by Brett66 (Where government advances – and it advances relentlessly – freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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To: WaterDragon; Prime Choice

Now you've gone and done it. Your thread is going to set off an avalanche of Helen Thomas pics.


9 posted on 03/03/2006 7:34:05 PM PST by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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Now that's a funny article. I saw parts of Grizzly Man on the Discovery channel last weekend. Treadwell was such a shrill, vapid, self-absorbed, mental and emotional trainwreck that I couldn't stand to watch all of it. At first I was trying to be somewhat sympatetic to this disturbed wretch, but after 30 minutes, I wanted to scream "just eat him already!"
12 posted on 03/03/2006 7:36:20 PM PST by inkling
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If he was ate by a big bore (male grizz) would that make him a homo, looking for about an hour with a tower of power...or whatever that bear's name was???


15 posted on 03/03/2006 7:37:51 PM PST by Issaquahking (Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.)
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I wonder how long the bear was stoned after his meal?


17 posted on 03/03/2006 7:38:43 PM PST by Dr.Zoidberg (Mohammedism - Bringing you only the best of the 6th century for fourteen hundred years.)
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he is a symbol for the American Left, a pack of idiots who, without the rise of the internet, talk radio and the alternative media, would still control the political instruments of this nation, and so still be leading America straight down through their fantasies to Hell

LOLOL
18 posted on 03/03/2006 7:40:00 PM PST by Vision ("There are no limits to growth because there are no limits of human intelligence" Ronald Reagan)
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"Whatever you do, don't let your daughter go camping with a hippie. You don't get cute grandkids from a pile of bear crap."

Larry Leonard definitely has a way with words, the above is a truism. :-)


20 posted on 03/03/2006 7:40:36 PM PST by jazusamo (:Gregory was riled while Hume smiled:)
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.." and here Ladies and Gentlemen are the remains of an idiot who tormented the wrong bear over a period of time..."

21 posted on 03/03/2006 7:42:12 PM PST by Doogle (USAF...8thAF...4077th TFW...408th MMS...Ubon Thailand..."69"..Night Line Delivery,AMMO)
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What a gem of an article. Stupid nature lover screws stupid nature loving woman and gets them both eaten by a grizzly bear because they thought the bear was ethereal.

Gotta love it. I'm subscribing to this zine.

23 posted on 03/03/2006 7:44:00 PM PST by groanup (Shred for Ian)
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Great read.


24 posted on 03/03/2006 7:44:04 PM PST by synbad600
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To: Northern Yankee; WaterDragon
It's what's for lunch *ping*


25 posted on 03/03/2006 7:44:09 PM PST by kstewskis (Disclaimer: Not responsible for driveling random postings during the Lenten Season...)
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How on earth did you ever find anything conservative with the name Oregon on it???? The author must live here in southern Oregon. Great aticle! Thanks Muchly.


27 posted on 03/03/2006 7:45:18 PM PST by BruceysMom (I'm hot& not in a good way: menopause ain't for sissies)
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Mr. Leonard is gonna pop a vein if he keeps holding back like that.

Whatever you do, don't let your daughter go camping with a hippie. You don't get cute grandkids from a pile of bear crap.

Says it all. Can't wait to miss the flick.

28 posted on 03/03/2006 7:47:36 PM PST by Billthedrill
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Over-The-Top Alert, as in, way beyond any of the wierd and extreme human vanities that characterized the zenith-to-nadir plunge of that other Great Empire.
29 posted on 03/03/2006 7:48:27 PM PST by the invisib1e hand ("Who is it, really, making up your mind?")
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http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/997801/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/997664/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/997103/posts

(for background information)


31 posted on 03/03/2006 7:49:55 PM PST by Mr. Brightside (I know what I like.)
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