[Texas Eagle]

Timothy Treadwell, not his real name, was a surfer dude doin’ drugs and tellin’ folks he was an orphan from Australia. He said he wished he had been a homosexual so his sex life would have been less complicated. They can have sex anywhere, without emotional involvement. But he wasn’t, so went to Alaska. There, he had sex with women stupid enough to join him in his tent in the Katmai Wilderness, until one day a bear ate him and her. In the meantime he hid in the bushes while taping bear hunters. Bear hunters who knew he was there (Alaska is the world's largest small town) did creepy Freddy Krueger things like draw happy faces on the rocks in Timothy's neighborhood. Ugly, eh? But, mostly, he taped himself, pretending to be alone.

This is a parody, right?

[Rumple4]

Very funny movie, failed lib actor trying to be the next Dian Fossey.

[Brilliant]

Why not give his real name? Was it Howard Dean, Jr.?

[Zack Nguyen]

I love old men that have had enough.

Good mothers don't let their children grow up to be hippies. If you live on the Left Coast, and have pre-school children, run for the midlands. Hie thee to a place where hippies are treated abusively...

LOL. It is truly a shame that this environmental nut died. There are few clearer pictures of a political ideology actually being deadly than this.

[Tribune7]

He has a way with words.

Awards for Timothy are in order. Awards for the California surfer dude who went to Alaska and with his various women formed a non-profit organization whose funds helped him take one of them, Amie Huguenard, to Katmai where, along with him, she was eaten and turned into fresh and steaming bear crap.

[Tribune7]

He has a way with words.

Awards for Timothy are in order. Awards for the California surfer dude who went to Alaska and with his various women formed a non-profit organization whose funds helped him take one of them, Amie Huguenard, to Katmai where, along with him, she was eaten and turned into fresh and steaming bear crap.

[Blue_Spark]

Ah, no. This dude finally got et by canius major, last year I believe.

[Mobile Vulgus]

He was an idiot that got what he deserved.

[zbigreddogz]

No, it's real.

Check out this, it's a documentary about him:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427312/

[Darksheare]

Timothy Treadwell, who didn't, was hailed as "the bear man'.
And I wish it was satire, but it isn't.

[BenLurkin]

"Then you have the hippies. In my physical prime I watched them hang beads around their necks not as records of the hunt, but in rejection of the greatest civilization ever to exist.

They receeded into clouds of dope smoke, and enslaved entire nations by rejecting the flag, the military and this nation’s classic values. You may credit the millions of dead in Cambodia to them, the millions imprisoned and executed in post-war Vietnam, as well. The political prisons in North Korea, the executions of journalists on Cuban beaches, the slaughters and slavery in the Sudan -- it has all been part of the same package, the result of the same stupidity which was not invented but rather inflated by the sixties."

[Graymatter]

It sounds like the plot of a Dick Shawn movie.
They lost me where it said he wasn't gay so he went to Alaska. There's so many women up there?

[JavaTheHutt]

You don't get cute grandkids from a pile of bear crap.

True.

[Pelham]

Not a parody. A Darwin Award winner.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Is this for real?

[jetson]