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12/24/2005 | vanity

Posted on 12/23/2005 9:39:48 PM PST by bitt

For the Senators of Massachusetts, something they can ride without causing global warming or killing anybody (else)...



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Presents for our family members might be hard to think of, but for our POLITICIANS? Nope!
1 posted on 12/23/2005 9:39:50 PM PST by bitt
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To: bitt

A Rooster.


2 posted on 12/23/2005 9:42:57 PM PST by billhilly (Demo camo is yellow and white)
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Does it come with any attachments?Barney Franks might be interested.


3 posted on 12/23/2005 9:46:08 PM PST by Farmer Dean (Every time a toilet flushes,another liberal gets his brains.)
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To: Zacs Mom; PhilDragoo; Happy2BMe; potlatch; ntnychik; Smartass; Boazo; Alamo-Girl; devolve; ...
any and all photo shops would be a nice touch for holiday decorating, too...

Merry Christmas/Happy Hanukkah
4 posted on 12/23/2005 9:46:30 PM PST by bitt ('More bad news for the terrorists: This president is no Lyndon Johnson. He won't quit.')
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What sort of photoshops did you have in mind?
5 posted on 12/23/2005 9:50:16 PM PST by Prime Choice (We are RepubliCANs, not RepubliCAN'Ts.)
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To: bitt

Can I wrap up the goat that gored Mugabe and give it to Harry Reid?


6 posted on 12/23/2005 9:50:55 PM PST by armymarinemom (My sons freed Iraqi and Afghanistan Honor Roll students.)
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To: bitt

Christmas 2006. I so hate the crowds and traffic this time of year. I don't want to even look at a department store next Dec.


7 posted on 12/23/2005 9:54:50 PM PST by CindyDawg (Merry Christmas to all and to all a good evening)
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I would like to give Barbara Boxer and Diane Feinstein a tube of Preperation H.


8 posted on 12/23/2005 10:07:49 PM PST by notpoliticallycorewrecked (God Bless our military)
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To: bitt
For Pelosi, the Kennedy's, Barney Frank, Hillary, Maxine Waters, Janet Reno, and Al Sharpton to name a lucky few.


9 posted on 12/23/2005 10:11:54 PM PST by Enterprise (Anytime liberals are in power, nobody's in charge.)
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For Loved ones I am rolling and dusting homemade Courvassea (sp brandy) pecan Truffles.

For the dirty rotten scoundrels I am dusting the Elk Turds I found on my weekly Hike.
Here is where I get them:
Back Bay Trails
Address:http://community-2.webtv.net/YaquinaBay/BackBayTrails/
10 posted on 12/23/2005 10:22:45 PM PST by oceanperch (Don't Let Your Meat Loaf!)
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To: notpoliticallycorewrecked

For Lipstick.


11 posted on 12/23/2005 10:23:46 PM PST by oceanperch (Don't Let Your Meat Loaf!)
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To: doug from upland

They're callin' your name, Doug! ;)


12 posted on 12/23/2005 10:32:35 PM PST by Brad’s Gramma (Jesus is the Reason for the Season!!!)
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13 posted on 12/23/2005 11:03:33 PM PST by devolve (<-- (--in a manner reminiscent of Senator Gasbag Kohn--)
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To: bitt
This framed and signed DFU POLIMERICK can be bought on eBay and sent to Hillary ---


14 posted on 12/23/2005 11:04:20 PM PST by doug from upland (Hasta la vista, Tookie)
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I just wrapped up a report and sent it off to Italy for a company I consult for. Nice to have that done so I can actually enjoy Christmas.


15 posted on 12/23/2005 11:17:58 PM PST by Kirkwood
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I'd like to give them a rail to ride. And a little bit of tar and a few feathers. So they could ride that rail of their's out of Washington. : )


16 posted on 12/23/2005 11:44:55 PM PST by GloriaJane (http://music.download.com/gloriajane "Merry Christmas To Our Troops In Iraq (My Hero's)")
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Well la-de-da! I wrapped up a homemade pie and put it in my fridge! Let's see you bake a pie from scratch, Mr. Bigshot! Lol!
(Merry Christmas!)


17 posted on 12/23/2005 11:50:54 PM PST by derllak
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To: doug from upland
This framed and signed DFU POLIMERICK can be bought on eBay and sent to Hillary ---

Here is another image to go with yours:


18 posted on 12/24/2005 4:18:54 AM PST by SheLion (Trying to make a life in the BLUE state of Maine!)
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To: Prime Choice

your choice, O creative one....

I would like SOMEONE riding the little red bike above, tho...

maybe Cindy Sheehan...?


19 posted on 12/24/2005 6:18:08 AM PST by bitt ('More bad news for the terrorists: This president is no Lyndon Johnson. He won't quit.')
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Photo shops? ...Did you say 'photo shops'...???


20 posted on 12/24/2005 1:12:47 PM PST by Seadog Bytes (Did you say Global Warming...? ...PLEEESE!!!)
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