Posted on 09/24/2005 7:09:14 AM PDT by Inge_CAV
hah! you're such a lightweight!
I won't murder someone over a dead pet. I might if someone tried to make my life a living hell.
If you want something done right...
[Thanks to LucyT for the ping!]
KPL/NAPL dual ping!
Best comeback ever!
Ah, you remember Wanda Holloway, as portrayed in the stellar HBO movie by the stellar Holly Hunter! College buddy of mine defended Mrs. Holloway.
yep.
I love how the cat fanatics claim they're so kind and compassionate, and they're going to prove it by threatening to kill anyone that even thinks about harming a kitty.
I'm glad I don't have to clean their litter box.
Daddy *** just left, giving me an opportunity to get to the computer and tell you of the horrible anti-dog atrocity he committed yesterday against my innocent person.
All was going well in the morning when he let me out to do my business and socialize with other dogs while he took his shower and did other things. I even thought I would be able, as usual, to go right back into the house and get up on my bed. It was not to be the case.
While I was out I smelled the most intense, wonderful odor imaginable. On investigating, I found this unbelievably wonderful rotting carcass with the most enticing yellowish white ooze running all over it. I couldn't resist the goodness. I rolled in the carcass until I was slavered with the ooze, like a rack of ribs covered with BBQ sauce. Since it was all so wonderfully good, I thought Daddy *** would appreciate it and would be happy to let me jump up on my bed and roll all over, sharing the goodness with him.
I was wrong.
When he let me in to the garage to get back into my house, he looked at me a little strangely, apparently seeing the goodness smeared all over me. Then he got within about ten feet, smelled it, and said I'd done "the mother of all shit rolls" and that I was going to get the "mother of all dog baths." That's when he showed what a hideous, sadistic torturer he was.
He didn't let me into my house. Instead, he went downstairs, got out a bottle of hideous green chemical, and turned on the cold water outdoors. I came when he called for me, but gave him the slip and ran up to the deck outside my bedroom. Then he went into the house, worked on this computer for a while, and came out by the pool. He disingenuously called to me, but I saw him holding another torture instrument, a leash, and tried to get back into the house on the lower level, where he cornered me.
Then the real torture began. He drenched me with cold water, and just added more when I tried to shake it off. Then he smeared the horrible green chemical all over me, worked it into a suds, and rinsed it, and much of the goodness, off. I thought that was the end of the horrible, unjustified torment, but I was wrong. Some of the goodness was still on me and it got on his T-shirt and the towel he used to dry me. That meant, once again mumbling about the "mother of all dog baths," he repeated the entire horrible torture, including the anit-dog chemical warfare. Finally, he let me back into my house, where I made a mad dash into the bedroom, followed by a levitating dive onto my bed.
Right now I'm suffering the after-effects of the torture, with a very soft coat and none of the goodness. Worst of all, that evil man has even plugged the hole in the fence I used to go out through to find the goodness.
I'm nothing but a love dog and I DON'T DESERVE THIS INHUMAN TORTURE. If you have any compassion, CALL PETA, CALL THE ASPCA, and make sure this horrible thing never happens again.
r loving Foster Son
I would still like to find the SOB who shot my dog, Gigi, two years ago.
This past spring we had a Little Old Lady arrested for leaving out poisoned cat food that killed her neighbors cats because they were (supposedly; no proof) killing the birds at her birdfeeder.
There's a whole world of dangerous Kookburgers out there. What if a toddler had eaten that cat food? They'll put anything in their mouths! Yikes.
She did get some jail time and a big fine. She was in her 80's if I'm recalling correctly.
That's easy, just let the dogs out.
BTTT
Er, what we haven't seen is any evidence that anybody, let alone this family she targeted for extermination, killed the cat. For all we know, the cat downtown tomcattin' its furry, very small brain out.
And, assuming that the members of this family did, indeed, kill the cat (do they run the local Szechuan Take-Away Buffet?), there's a small matter of proportion.
If this woman did what she's charged with, she deserves life in prison.
It's not surprising, really. Women who live alone with cats and call them "my children" are not right in the head. And thanks to feminism, there are millions of 'em.
Fortunately, we guys are not really gonna kill people over your stupid cats, ladies. We'll turn you in like George here did, and there ain't no cats in cold stone college.
d.o.l.
Criminal Number 18F
Woof, woof, woof-woof woof.
read post 19 on this thread!
Animals are a way to get at people. It's not their fault they get attached to animals.
remember the Godfather?
Far safer to steal the cubs of a tigress
Than to cap a neighbor's cat!
"I won't murder someone over a dead pet. I might if someone tried to make my life a living hell."
Ah, but if you knew the hell was because you did a disgusting thing like murdering someones pet, and the way to stop the hell was to sincerely apologize to the aggrieved neighbor....then you would apologize and make amends somehow....that is, if you had a concience.
If not, then I guess murdering you neighbor would be the next step.
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