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Why Zotting is Better than Just About Anything

Posted on 04/13/2005 3:11:30 PM PDT by Cliff Claven

Edited on 04/13/2005 3:43:39 PM PDT by Sidebar Moderator. [history]

I drove out to Zottsville yesterday and spent the night there so as to be ready for Zotting court this morning—nothing major at all, just a Zot infraction.

Zottsville is a kind of heaven. Not the boring sort of cotton-wadded hell that they told you about in Sunday school, but a vibrant, living place with good Zotting lights and Zot style.

It is the only city I know, having been a troll most of my life, with the possible exception of Zot City, that has a personality.

Zotstown has a Zot personality; and lots of troll plastic surgery.

But Zotsville is alive.

I consider it proof, by the way, that good posting is better than troll posting. No sane troll would prefer to live in Zotting Town than Zotsville.


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To: Cliff Claven
[San Francisco] is the only city I know, with the possible exception of Boston, that has a personality....

Yeah, gays in SF. Ted Kennedy and John Kerry in Boston.

2 cities full of unnaturally enlarged @$$holes....

121 posted on 04/13/2005 3:39:40 PM PDT by freebilly (Go SC Basketball!)
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To: Cliff Claven

Sorry to see your account has been banned, Cliff. Nice having you here. Bye Bye


122 posted on 04/13/2005 3:39:52 PM PDT by andyandval
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To: Cliff Claven; wolfpat; teenyelliott; Doomonyou
San Francisco is a kind of heaven.

Post-ZOT autopsy reveals: he died of aids.



123 posted on 04/13/2005 3:40:50 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: tiki

SF is mad, sad and dead - no kids


124 posted on 04/13/2005 3:40:51 PM PDT by Republicus2001 (C)
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To: Cliff Claven
Bye Bye, Cliffy!


125 posted on 04/13/2005 3:40:59 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.)
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To: Cliff Claven
I live in San Francisco.

I mark you as one of those 'Boy, this sure is a nice place to visit!' rubes.

Living here is a different matter entirely. This city is a miniature golf course compared to New York City.

Plus, there's lots more to do in Los Angeles.

126 posted on 04/13/2005 3:41:35 PM PDT by The KG9 Kid (Semper Fi!)
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To: Cliff Claven

Jim chose to have you aborted. It was his choice. Did it hurt?


127 posted on 04/13/2005 3:41:38 PM PDT by Mark (Lib Kinsley-LA Times-"I'm sick of talking about values..When I want values I go to Wal-Mart"))
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To: Cliff Claven
What the devil is "zotting"?
128 posted on 04/13/2005 3:41:41 PM PDT by utahagen
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To: MeekOneGOP
Post-ZOT autopsy reveals: he died of aids.

Hee HawHaw. Good one. Ha. Hee. Hoo.
129 posted on 04/13/2005 3:42:28 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green is made of liberals...)
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To: Cliff Claven
But San Francisco is alive

So is a fungus, but I wouldn't want to live in one.

130 posted on 04/13/2005 3:43:06 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
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To: utahagen



utahagen
Since Jun 27, 2002

Ive been here like 4 weeks and I know what Zotting is


131 posted on 04/13/2005 3:43:12 PM PDT by el_doctor2
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To: Cliff Claven; Americanwolf; AQGeiger; Beaker; BenLurkin; baltodog; BJClinton; big'ol_freeper; ...
I'd like to join Dr. Rice in expressing my concern as to the late poster's upbringing and genetic makeup...


132 posted on 04/13/2005 3:44:44 PM PDT by Old Sarge (In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
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To: Cliff Claven

What is "SANFAGSISCO"? Is this guy drunk?


133 posted on 04/13/2005 3:45:52 PM PDT by Wiz
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To: All

Can someone do a Zot Scan to see if hes in with this crowd...


cph90 aka Murph22, A_Lurker_No_More, Murphy63, F____y__12, CocoHar, Crusader44, KYGOP44, NJ_GOP_44, Ireland201, Archer812, BoysFromWexford812, Wexford, DUsoldier, WexfordBH, crusader812, sweetlife812, Fushuckit, RolDev123, PhantomPoster, COroge08, CJR812, wex606, et al, zotted again.


134 posted on 04/13/2005 3:46:03 PM PDT by el_doctor2
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To: Cliff Claven
And now we have a lesson in why a conservative point is better than a liberal point.

Conservative Point



Noticed the assertiveness, the confidence. You know who's in charge.

Liberal point



One can only imagine where this finger was just moments before.
135 posted on 04/13/2005 3:46:08 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (What're you looking at?)
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To: utahagen

Here you go! ;-)

136 posted on 04/13/2005 3:47:38 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
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To: Old Sarge

I would not want that look of Condi's pointed at my direction! Too bad she doesn't have children.....a perfect "mommy look"! LOL


137 posted on 04/13/2005 3:48:13 PM PDT by CAluvdubya ("Deep in everybody's soul is the great desire to live in freedom"...George W. Bush 3-11-05)
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To: el_doctor2

Ah, the Smouldering Ghosts of ZOT-mas Past....


138 posted on 04/13/2005 3:48:21 PM PDT by Old Sarge (In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
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To: CAluvdubya

That lil' pic was given to me as "The Condi Death Stare".

I think it's an apt name...


139 posted on 04/13/2005 3:49:07 PM PDT by Old Sarge (In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
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To: Cliff Claven
RATS !! I always miss the fun.

Nam Vet

140 posted on 04/13/2005 3:49:09 PM PDT by Nam Vet (MSM reporters think the MOIST dream they had the night before is a "reliable source".)
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