our plan for america, zot every troll without exception

TruckerTX42

[TruckerTX42]

We want a country where we can burn the heretics, put the gays in the labor camps, and put bibles back in our schools to get that horrible science out. Let's stop preaching this "democracy" nonsense. Democracy is for those liberal Democrat judges, not us at Free Republic. We want a theocracy, where the laws of the Lord are obeyed. I want the U.S. to be a merciless ruler of the world, no mercy for the arabs, because mercy is for liberal Democrats. So who's with me? Let's show those ACLU constitution-lovin' terrorists what America is all about!

PRAISE THE LORD! AMEN!

[WSGilcrest]

[Radix]

You and I are related!

[grace522]

Me too please. Thanks

[hosepipe]

[ Considering your post your tag line is quite appropriate. ]

Me no think "Harmless" has me good intentions at heart..d;-]~

[international american]

Agreed. But this joker is the quintessential maroon : )

[international american]

A truly fine zot, Paul!!

[international american]

ROTF......

[MWS]

It's gotta be hard to be stupid like you.

[John Lenin]

Reasons you might be a Redneck...

• You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
• You ever cut your grass and found a car.
• You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
• You think the stock market has a fence around it.
• Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
• Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
• You own a homemade fur coat.
• Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
• You burn your yard rather than mow it.
• Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
• You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
• The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
• You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
• Birds are attracted to your beard.
• Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
• You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
• You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
• You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
• Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
• You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
• You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
• You clean your fingernails with a stick.
• Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
• You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
• Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
• Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
• Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
• You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
• There are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
• The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
• There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
• You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
• The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
• You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
• You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
• You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
• You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
• You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
• Your considered an expert on wormbeds.
• Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
• The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when visiting your house.
• You've ever bought a used cap.
• Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
• You pick your teeth from a catalog.
• You've ever financed a tattoo.
• You've ever stolen toilet paper.
• You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
• People hear your car a long time before they see it.
• The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
• You prefer car keys to Q-tips.
• You take a fishing pole into Sea World.

[zip]

Pathetic, transparent attempt by a leftist idiot to make this site look bad. I'm happy to see the mods are on top of this troll.

[backhoe]

Thank you for impeaching yourself with your own overblown rhetoric. No further commentary necessary.

[Paul_Denton]

Thanks :) That has always been one of my favorite nuclear test images. That is Castle Bravo, the largest test ever conduted by the United States. 15 Megatons, 2/3rds bigger than the scientists who designed it predicted it would be (originally predicted to be 5 megatons but the lithium metal in the bomb contributed to the nuclear reaction and increased its yield two fold.)

[WestVirginiaRebel]

Target accquired.

[MeekOneGOP]

I've added you. Thanks. :)

[benjaminjjones]

average age of FR trolls is around 14?

Actually, I think it should be DU trolls. When those of us who can stomach it go to DU, we are FR trolls.

Speaking of the ACLU, and Schiavo, I've been pondering a bumper sticker.

If you're terminal, make it count.
Retire with an ACLU member

Not subtle, but no mistaking the message. I'll work on it, improvements welcome, copyright-free.

[RushCrush]

My cat beseeches thee to return to the land of the unshorn armpits.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I'm sorry, didn't mean to out you but it all fit together so beautifully.

I have to compliment artistry when I see it.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Brilliant and insightful. Are you a professional writer?

[Conspiracy Guy]

Thought provoking post isn't it?

[Darksheare]

Yes.