[MadIvan]

Again, Steyn was correct. Kerry is too stupid to be President.

Regards, Ivan

[MadIvan]

Ping!

[GeronL]

Has anyone else noticed that newspapers have been mentioning Free Republic lately?

[flashbunny]

Kerry is too stupid to tie his own shoes.

Luckily, he had an instinct to marry wealthy women, so he could have the butlers tie his shoes for him.

[Anti-Bubba182]

There are some funny quotes in this. Kerry talks in torrents
when he should be throwing thunderbolts. No danger of him doing so.

[PureSolace]

Hoi Ivan! :) Nice read!

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

ROFL!

[elizabetty]

What can it possibly be like in side that head of his?

[shibumi]

Now we know why they wouldn't let him into Harvard Law School.

[fella]

This loose cannon on the deck of the ship of state can bode nothing but ill.

[smoothsailing]

Went to a Cheney rally in my hometown today.

Washington, Pa.(in Washington County) Home of Washington & Jefferson College.

The Vice President was eloquent. Two of his great oneliners come to mind.

1.You live in the first County in America to be named after our first President. Of course his friends called him George W.

2.I know there are a lot of hunters here, did any of you have to borrow a cammo jacket to shoot a goose?

[Stateline]

John Kerry IS a sea of verbosity!!!........

[Judith Anne]

I'm starting to really like The Scotsman. Thanks to your pings, I've read some terrific articles from it. ;-D

[Ichneumon]

During one speech, Mr Kerry’s script writers had crafted the concise pledge: "I will work with Republicans and Democrats on this healthcare plan, and we will pass it."
In the candidate’s hands it became: "I will work with Republicans and Democrats across the aisle, openly, not with an ideological, driven, fixed, rigid concept, but much like Franklin Roosevelt said, I don’t care whether a good idea is a Republican idea or a Democrat idea. I just care whether or not it’s gonna’ work for Americans and help make our country stronger. And we will pass this bill. I’ll tell you a little bit about it in a minute, and I’ll tell you why we’ll pass it, because it’s different from anything we’ve ever done before, despite what the Republicans want to try to tell you."

ROFL!!!! Thanks so much for posting this, it's the funniest thing I've read all day.

[Robert A Cook PE]

And Quayle was crucified for "potatoe" ......

[Jeff Gordon]

Lots of words make it easy to nuance what he says into something he did not mean at the time. It is typical sociopathic tactic.

[infowarrior]

Again, Steyn was correct. Kerry is too stupid to be President.

Steyn is usually correct, but in this case, he was prescient...

the infowarrior

[tjwmason]

A point which British FReepers may appreciate. At times Kerry reminds me of Neil Kinnock - his sentences become so long and rambling, that by the end of them everybody (including the speaker) has utterly forgotten what the beginning was.

This was the man whom John Major beat in a general election; he later became a European Commissioner.

[TomGuy]

Kerry can say nothing in 500 words or more.

The MSM protect Kerry from himself. This article about Kerry's rambling verbosity is the exact reason only short soundbites of Kerry's stump speeches are shown. Even the cable news channels cut away from Kerry stump speeches before the speeches are finished.

The RNC should buy time on TV, run full Kerry speeches, and have their analysts give short commentaries on the verbose empty verbage that says nothing and the ramblings that end up presenting contradictions in the same long sentence.

[MizSterious]

It's even worse than that. Anyone besides me noticing that the more he pontificates, the more those arrogant tones creep into his voice? Yesterday he sounded almost exactly like he did during the "testimony" in the 70's. It's an accent that sounds exceedingly phoney and unbearably "above us all."

[sr4402]

"You know I have a plan... plan... plan... but you don't need to know it."

/Sarcasm off