[smoothsailing]

Went to a Cheney rally in my hometown today.

Washington, Pa.(in Washington County) Home of Washington & Jefferson College.

The Vice President was eloquent. Two of his great oneliners come to mind.

1.You live in the first County in America to be named after our first President. Of course his friends called him George W.

2.I know there are a lot of hunters here, did any of you have to borrow a cammo jacket to shoot a goose?

[bethtopaz]

You must have heard the great one-liner by Cheney earlier this week regarding Kerry: Where I'm from in Montana, we have a saying -- you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig!!!

[Salamander]

"1.You live in the first County in America to be named after our first President."

Maryland got it first:

http://www.washco-md.net/public_info/flag.htm

[mountaineer]

I know there are a lot of hunters here, did any of you have to borrow a cammo jacket to shoot a goose?

Wish I could have joined you at the Wash, Pa. rally (I'm just across the border in Brooke Co.). Cheney's wry humor knocks Kerry back on his bony rear end - I love it.