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The Science of a Zot: Intel Brief #0804 (LOOSE LIPS! Don't anybody look.)
08-28-04
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Posted on 08/28/2004 6:46:17 AM PDT by wolicy_ponk
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: adminlectureseries; beeberstunage; classified; fr; lexicon; science; zot; zotellites
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At one time or another, we've all wondered about the science of how a zot works, and why some take longer than others...
In the tradition of the military not revealing its top secret weaponry until it has been in service for a few years, we bring you this information.
These are either going to be replaced, or have already been replaced with the newer 'eagle II' class satellites, the details of which are still classified.
To: wolicy_ponk; Admin Moderator
hehehe a little tidbit for your profile page mod
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posted on
08/28/2004 6:48:24 AM PDT
by
cyborg
(http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
To: wolicy_ponk
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posted on
08/28/2004 6:49:01 AM PDT
by
zarf
To: Dead Corpse; Conspiracy Guy; The Scourge of Yazid
RKBA continuing education
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posted on
08/28/2004 6:49:12 AM PDT
by
cyborg
(http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
To: zarf
ROTFL! I almost choked on my breakfast
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posted on
08/28/2004 6:49:59 AM PDT
by
cyborg
(http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
To: cyborg
This is more info than we should have released.
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posted on
08/28/2004 6:51:39 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(I'm Conspiracy Guy and I approve this message. "John Kerry is a liar!")
To: wolicy_ponk
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posted on
08/28/2004 6:51:41 AM PDT
by
SirLurkedalot
(God bless our Veterans!!! And God bless America!!! Molon Labe.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
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posted on
08/28/2004 6:52:09 AM PDT
by
cyborg
(http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
To: zarf
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posted on
08/28/2004 6:52:38 AM PDT
by
wolicy_ponk
(Kerry, follow me no closer than 1000 yards, or I'll teach you what a real purple heart is. -T.Peck)
To: wolicy_ponk
FREEBIRD!
To: wolicy_ponk
You forgot to mention the "reverse zot". That occurs when the initial burt of high energy radiation ionizes the large masses of "hot air" that are perepetually centered over Washington, DC. San Francisco, and NYC..
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posted on
08/28/2004 6:53:50 AM PDT
by
ken5050
(Bill Clinton has just signed to be the national spokesman for Hummer..)
To: wolicy_ponk
2343 4445 0877 8445 4211 7734 8884 7789 2200 2439
Please do not reveal insider FReeper business in this open forum. It is a major security violation and I must report you to a unit director.
As this is a code red violation ...everyone reset your decoder rings to Alpha 1-4G-H432-RD-66543.
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posted on
08/28/2004 6:53:53 AM PDT
by
Drango
(Pi$$ off France, Re-elect Bush)
To: wolicy_ponk
This is either junk science or mere speculation.
I don't seen anything about kittens here. There is still no satisfactory explanation of how they fit into the process.
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posted on
08/28/2004 6:53:54 AM PDT
by
WayneM
(Remember; "Saturday people first. Sunday people next.")
To: SirLurkedalot
THE ZOT HITS THE INTENDED TARGET WITH AN ARAY OF HIGH INTENSITY ENEGRY THAT CAUSES LOCAL METERORLOGICAL CONDITIONS TO SPREAD THE ARAY OVER THE INTENDED AREA, ENSURING THAT THE "TARGET" IS COMPLETLY SATURATED. "SPRAY OVER" AREAS ARE REPAIRED THROUGH MANUAL OVERSIGHT TECHNIQUES KNOWN ONLY TO A FEW.
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posted on
08/28/2004 6:58:38 AM PDT
by
Viet-Boat-Rider
((KERRY IS A NARCISSISTIC LIAR, GOLDBRICKER, AND TRAITOR!))
To: Viet-Boat-Rider
When my hair stands on end and the smell of ozone fills the air,that means a new troll is getting his horns (my apologies to the ghost of Frank Capra)
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posted on
08/28/2004 7:06:03 AM PDT
by
SirLurkedalot
(God bless our Veterans!!! And God bless America!!! Molon Labe.)
To: WayneM
I don't seen anything about kittens hereNor will you ..........weve already divulged too much
I will say though that the viking kitty helmets channel the power from the sattellites in some classified manner
To: cyborg
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posted on
08/28/2004 7:09:29 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(I'm Conspiracy Guy and I approve this message. "John Kerry is a liar!")
To: Conspiracy Guy
"This is more info than we should have released."
And now he has to kill everybody who read it.
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posted on
08/28/2004 7:10:50 AM PDT
by
jim macomber
(Author: "Bargained for Exchange", "Art & Part", "A Grave Breach" http://www.jamesmacomber.com)
To: jim macomber
Only trolls that read it. Actually the satelites are safe from trolls. Troll technology has yet to discover the wheel. Mostly they have sticks and rocks.
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posted on
08/28/2004 7:13:48 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(I'm Conspiracy Guy and I approve this message. "John Kerry is a liar!")
To: WayneM
The average troll is mystified by shiny objects and butterfly ballots, we are not concerned with the dangers of releasing outdated intel.
The 'so-called' kitten/satellite link can neither be confirmed nor denied at this time.
We can't comment on rumors of high-powered deuterium fluoride chemical lasers on the 'eagle II' class satellites, either.
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posted on
08/28/2004 7:27:03 AM PDT
by
wolicy_ponk
(Kerry, follow me no closer than 1000 yards, or I'll teach you what a real purple heart is. -T.Peck)
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