Mod risks hell, zots this pest!

some clown

[venusisahotlady]

Attention FREEPERS! Zot me now, I want it badly!

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[venusisahotlady]

Im glad I signed on. How about you! Do you know how much you are needed? We need your help if we are to fight this war together! God will punish you if you cut this post off! HE WILL FRY YOU IN HELLFIRE IF YOU SILENCE ME AND PATRICK AGAIN! Do it for your country and posterior! Remember! All of humanity is counting on you!

God Bless America land that I love stand beside her and guide her day and night by his might all his days from the mountain to the prarie to the ocean, white with foam! God bless America! My home sweet home!

[dead]

Have another drink, dickhead.

[Admin Moderator]

God will punish you if you cut this post off! HE WILL FRY YOU IN HELLFIRE IF YOU SILENCE ME AND PATRICK AGAIN!

Oh well . . .

[kevkrom]

I appreciate your sacrifice on behalf of the rest of us.

[Vigilantcitizen]

Do it for your country and posterior.

Yeah! Do it for the posteriers.

[RikaStrom]

Oh good grief! Someone's not had their meds adjusted in a while, have they?

(snortle)

[T Minus Four]

Oh, go get Leahy'ed.

[MEGoody]

Good grief, chill out kid.

[cyborg]

ZandM ZOT and Masochism

[Vigilantcitizen]

Do it for your country and posterior.

That's something I can get behind.

[Petronski]

[DeSoto]

I'm glad that you mentioned Venus, I was wondering what planet you were from.

Don't the let the door hit you in assteriods on the way home.

[VRWC_minion]

HE WILL FRY YOU IN HELLFIRE IF YOU SILENCE ME AND PATRICK AGAIN!

i'm safe. Satan is on Atkins and I have too many carbs.

[Junior]

Do it for your country and posterior!

The only thing my posterior needs is a little exercise, thank you.

[auboy]

Do you want to be heard?

I'm an individual. Heard mentality is not for me.

[Poohbah]

What in the Seven Unprintable Names of Ghu is this about? Who is this twit? Who is Patrick?

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

[Billthedrill]

You know how when you're on a hot first date or a job interview or something like that you always glance into a mirror and see that you have a great big zit on the end of your nose and you didn't even know it and people are laughing and pointing at you and stuff?

It happens when you post to FR, too. Sorry to have to be the one to tell you.

[TaxRelief]

HE WILL FRY YOU IN HELLFIRE IF YOU SILENCE ME AND PATRICK AGAIN!

I recommend baking, if it is an issue of posteriors. :-)

[dasein64]

Who is Patrick?

[Brett66]

HE WILL FRY YOU IN HELLFIRE IF YOU SILENCE ME AND PATRICK AGAIN!

Chill out Spongebob.....

[SandyInSeattle]

You again?

[SandyInSeattle]

Do it for your country and posterior!

I'll thank you to leave my posterior out of this!

Oh. You meant posterity... never mind.

[itsamelman]

[TomServo]

HE WILL FRY YOU IN HELLFIRE

Was wondering why my ears were burning.

[Billthedrill]

Sorry, Venus - Satan already has a boyfriend...

[MediaMole]

HE WILL FRY YOU IN HELLFIRE

I'd prefer being sauteed with a nice Chianti and some fava beans.

[reagan_fanatic]

Did your Mommy catch you masturbating again?

[wolicy_ponk]

[MeekOneGOP]

Aw, Gee, venusisahotlady ! Too bad you had to leave so soon !!
Bwahahahahahaha !!!

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.

[zeebee]

Please tell me the origin of the word, "ZOT." I know it's what happens to trolls but who came up with this expression?

[Americanwolf]

I alway thought the press was liberal not Bolshevik!!! :)


Ah behold the power of ZOT!

[trussell]

Look up the Admin Moderators profile. It is all explained there!

[glock rocks]

Are a conservative FREEPER tired of the Bolshevik press alienating your views? Do you want to be heard?

Yes, a conservative FREEPER are tired of the Bolshevik press alienating my view.

I want to be herd!

Meanwhile,

[timpad]

The Hammer of the Mods,

Will drive our ships to new lands,

We fight the Trolls, singing and crying,

"Valhalla, I am coming!'

 

[Slings and Arrows]

"One! Two! Three! Four! VIKING KITTY ZOT CORPS! HOOO-RAH!"

[11th Earl of Mar]

Elaine: Oh. So, you're pretty religious?

Puddy: That's right.

Elaine: So is it a problem that I'm not really religious?

Puddy: Not for me.

Elaine: Why not?

Puddy: I'm not the one going to hell.

New scene.

Elaine's hallway. The door opens, Puddy steps out in his bathrobe. There's a newspaper in front of the door across from Elaine's.

Puddy: Elaine, they forgot to deliver your paper today. Why don't you just grab that one.

Elaine: 'Cause that belongs to Mr. Potato Guy, that's his.

Puddy: C'mon, get it.

Elaine: Well if you want it, you get it.

Puddy: Sorry, thou shalt not steal.

Elaine: Oh, but it's ok for me?

Puddy: What do you care, you know where you're going.

Elaine: Alright, that is it! I can't live like this.

Puddy: Nah.

Elaine: C'mon.

Puddy: Alright, what did I do?

Elaine: David, I'm going to hell! The worst place in the world! With devils and those caves and the ragged clothing! And the heat! My god, the heat! I mean, what do you think about all that?

Puddy: Gonna be rough.

Elaine: Uh, you should be trying to save me!

Puddy: Don't boss me! This is why you're going to hell.

[woofie]

for your country and posterior

That is a butt ugly thing to say

[socal_parrot]

[backinthefold]

a wee bit late, but I just cant resist a goot ZOTting :)

thanks

[scott0347]

Here is the thread that he/she/it (JJ Fate) started the last time and got the Zot, 6.3k posts and still going. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/1163131/posts

[humblegunner]

Oh good grief! Someone's not had their meds adjusted in a while, have they?

The quailty of crack these days is at such a variance that adjustment of dosage is moot.

But I'm glad to know that if I must go to hell, I shall do so in good company.

[humblegunner]

HE WILL FRY YOU IN HELLFIRE IF YOU SILENCE ME AND PATRICK AGAIN!

Hellfire my backside.. spend a week in Houston in August and then talk to me.

Weenie.

[darkwing104]

On station to provide intel for the kitties...Let them go forth

[DocRock]

History of Zot

[DocRock]

"Zot me now, I want it badly!"

OK, Pull my finger!

[piasa]

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[T Minus Four]

HE WILL FRY YOU IN HELLFIRE IF YOU SILENCE ME AND PATRICK AGAIN!

I recommend baking, if it is an issue of posteriors. :-)

Yes, come to think of it, cooking something in hellfire would actually be "roasting" or "grilling". Now, if hell had pans and oil, or even better, deep fat cookers, I suppose you could use the hellfire to heat the oil to the proper temperature for actual frying.

Because of the extreme heat of hellfire, I would recommend peanut oil. It doesn't break down as quickly under extreme temperatures as oh, say, your basic canola oil. That's what they use in turkey fryers, and I believe turkey and posterior have similar frying time and temp requirements.

Just don't use shortening, in light of what we now know about the dangers of trans fatty acids.

[MeekOneGOP]

Please tell me the origin of the word, "ZOT." I know it's what happens to trolls but
who came up with this expression?

Well, it looks like DocRock has answered your inquiry (post #45). One you
probably won't find in a dictionary, but one that originated here on FreeRepublic.com !

[T Minus Four]

That was stuning!