Childless couple told to try sex (you gotta be kidding)

Ananova ^ | 5/17/04 | Unknown

[fatrat]

dear lord, please don't let these people reproduce!

[eno_]

One Germans says to the other "Which do you like better: sex, or Christmas?"

"Chirstmas, of course. It happens more often."

[ErnBatavia]

Gives a new twist to the term UnF'inbelievable...

[Charles Henrickson]

If everybody's parts are working correctly, do you really need further instruction?

What I hear you saying is that, if there were sufficient attraction, the heat-seeking missile would find its target.

So to speak.

[Publius6961]

After reading that headline...

The very first thought that popped into my mind is: unless this is a same-sex couple... actually, even if this is a same sex couple, why would anyone want to help people that stupid to reproduce?

[Old Sarge]

And these people are now going to be part of the gene pool. Shameful.

To think that these two, are part of a proud people who gave Maniknd so much. I weep for the Germans, I truly do.

[Charles Henrickson]

Ich bin ein Brrr-liner.

[Gunrunner2]

>> Mrs. Rightly Biased and I didn't not have sex 'till after the third kid.<<

Well. . .at least YOU didn't have sex. . .JUST KIDDING!!! (I couldn't let that pass without comment. . .)

[Gunrunner2]

Darn. . .after reading the rest of the thread I see was a bit late on my joke. . .oh well. . .

[Agnes Heep]

The girl evidently got some good advice prior to the marriage. Her Mom sat down with her and in a candid conversation said, "Just take the longest part of his body and stick it in the place where you put your tampons."

On her wedding night the girl called Mom and said, "I did what you said Mom ... now his leg is stuck in the toilet!"

[tiamat]

The scary part is that the girl I knew actually THOUGHT that. It weren't a joke!

[baldie]

"Mrs. Rightly Biased and I didn't not have sex 'till after the third kid."

What are you telling me? Immaculate conception??!!??

[Loyalist]

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

Surely nobody, no matter how sheltered and uninformed, is so stupid as to be unable to figure out the basic process on their own?

[Indie]

Hmmm...I knew what to do without being told what to do. I think it is supposed to be natural??? DUH...nobody told the cavemen, ya know?? These people must have been really up tight not to want it...

[Petronski]

So what kind of prescription did the doctor write?

"Okay, I want you to take this DVD, some of this KY warming jelly, this bottle of schnapps, some coolwhip and this recording of Bolero. Now, go home, draw the shades, unplug the phone and take off your clothes."

"And stay there until you find yourself saying 'Oh.'"

[Indie]

butt pirates?

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[StarCMC]

Totally cracking up here!!

Gotta see this KJ!!

[Blood of Tyrants]

After reading about some of the stupid things people have done that resulted in their deaths, and watching countless videos where people injure themselves badly doing really really stupid stunts, this brand of stupidity and ignorance is mild in comparison.

[Mercat]

One of my favorite "you had to have been there" scenes in Monty Python.... right after the "every s*erm is sacred, every s*erm is good" song, the protestant couple across the way watches the Catholic children all marching off to be medical experiments and the husband is all righteous and says, "These Catholics... they think that every time you have sex, you should have a baby." And the wife says, "Well dear, we do have two children." Then he explains birth control and you can see her getting excited. LOL As I said, you had to have seen it.

[cupcakes]

Perhaps these folks should not be allowed to procreate--holy moly!