Posted on 05/17/2004 5:44:08 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants
The sad thing here is that the taxpayer is funding the study and will probably be funding the treatment as well!!
If Germans don't breed, Turks and Arabs will take their place.
"Words escape me.
Mrs. Rightly Biased and I didn't not have sex 'till after the third kid."
Can anyone say Milkman? :-X
I kind of miss him.
Care to chime in Ping
I think everyone is missing the double negative - right?
You gotta see this!!!
See this is what happens if you don't know goverment mandated sex education in the 5th grade. This is why we need goverment involvement at a early age.
"Our next caller is from Germany.."
Somehow this joke fits with this thread.
Potentially - Realistically
A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad, what is the difference between potentially
and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered,
"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert
Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars
and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise
for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what
you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would
you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars? "
The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could
really use that money to fix up the house and send
you kids to a great college!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would
you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I
would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would
you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
much a million could buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then
went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the
difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting
on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living
with two sluts and a queer."
LOL--I will never understand those folks. I'm 9 months preg now--baby will be here by Sat at the latest. How could one not know? At the very least someone would be concerned about their health that they no longer can get around the same. My mobility is absolutely not the same as when I was not pregnant or 3 or 5 months pregnant and you can't miss a baby's movements at this stage.
You forgot to cover the "transgendered": you need ONE male and ONE female, both with FUNCTIONAL OEM EQUIPMENT (g). . .
Once again, the wierdest of the wierd stories comes out of Germany.
Sorry, the Jocelyn Elders impersonation doesn't really translate into the printed word very well.
I'll try better next time.
Is that your subtle way of saying this smells like an urban ledgend?When you consider how beloved of liberals the "flat earth Christian" myth is . . .
I'm speachless.
Yup, I think they are..I read that right I believe that it took 3 children before they stopped having sex;-)
Just change the Polish jokes to French (and If you have to keep it Polish, make it a Frenchman from Warsaw).
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