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Childless couple told to try sex (you gotta be kidding)
Ananova ^ | 5/17/04 | Unknown

Posted on 05/17/2004 5:44:08 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants

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To: Agnes Heep
I wonder if the theory underlying the Immaculate Conception applies to the incurably stupid?

I actually have an inventory of humorous blond/Polish jokes, but I'll refrain from printing them, in keeping with the good taste always displayed on FR.

41 posted on 05/17/2004 6:06:48 AM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (I'll stop bellyaching when Stephen King stops writing crappy screenplays!)
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To: Rightly Biased

LOL--I hear you.(third due in days!)


42 posted on 05/17/2004 6:07:28 AM PDT by cupcakes
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To: Blood of Tyrants

Didnt this guy ever get a woody and wonder what it was for? I refuse to believe this.


43 posted on 05/17/2004 6:08:04 AM PDT by Husker24
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To: StarCMC

Proof positive that you can supress those "primal urges." LOL!!!


44 posted on 05/17/2004 6:08:15 AM PDT by kjfine (Home, and loving it!!!)
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To: prognostigaator
Are all those "couples"clamoring to get married in Massachusetts going to have the same problem..?

The only possible issue of anal intercourse is lawyers!

45 posted on 05/17/2004 6:08:40 AM PDT by jslade (People who are easily offended, OFFEND ME!)
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To: fatrat
dear lord, please don't let these people reproduce!

But, now that they're educated, they can spread the word!

oops... you may be right...

46 posted on 05/17/2004 6:09:11 AM PDT by easonc52
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To: Blood of Tyrants

Speechless


47 posted on 05/17/2004 6:09:15 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I know it doesn't make sense, I said it.)
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To: RikaStrom; aculeus; general_re
Suggested Word(s) for the Day, sine qua non.

;-)

48 posted on 05/17/2004 6:09:49 AM PDT by dighton
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To: Blood of Tyrants

This is Bush's fault.


49 posted on 05/17/2004 6:10:16 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I know it doesn't make sense, I said it.)
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To: Rightly Biased
Mrs. Rightly Biased and I didn't not have sex 'till after the third kid.

What caused you to wait so long? 8^D

50 posted on 05/17/2004 6:11:41 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Drug prohibition laws help fund terrorism.)
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To: baldie
Immaculate conception??!!??

There are many of those little Immaculates running around. They do seem to happen.
51 posted on 05/17/2004 6:11:45 AM PDT by TomGuy (Clintonites have such good hind-sight because they had their heads up their hind-ends 8 years.)
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To: Husker24

You wounldn't believe this but you believe that a guy on skis would jump out of a helicopter onto a rocky, snow covered mountain, causing him to fall, break both legs, his hip, severl ribs and his jaw? Which requires mre willful stupidity? (You know, that's a tough call.)


52 posted on 05/17/2004 6:12:17 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn't be, in its eyes, a slave.)
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To: Husker24

P.S. Maybe he just thought that it was a reaction to a full bladder.


53 posted on 05/17/2004 6:13:14 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn't be, in its eyes, a slave.)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

D'oh!


54 posted on 05/17/2004 6:13:25 AM PDT by mhking (Don't wait for the translation, ANSWER ME NOW!)
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To: Blood of Tyrants
No wonder the birth rate in Europe has plummetted while the Islamic rate soars.

They are committing slow genecide.

55 posted on 05/17/2004 6:13:25 AM PDT by CROSSHIGHWAYMAN (I don't believe anything a Democrat says. Bill Clinton set the standard!)
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To: Indie

It may be that not all the cavemen figured it out. We are the descendants of some that did.


56 posted on 05/17/2004 6:13:47 AM PDT by arthurus (Better to fight them over THERE than over HERE.)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

Almost as bad as my cousin working with some gal who started having stomach pains at work, got so bad they called paramedics . She was taken to the ER where they diagnosed her as being in labor. Big surprise she didn't know she was pregnant!!!!!


57 posted on 05/17/2004 6:14:08 AM PDT by blastdad51 (Proud father of an Enduring Freedom vet, and friend of a soldier lost in Afghanistan)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

Wow, are they ever going to Freak out on this new concept..hehe


58 posted on 05/17/2004 6:14:39 AM PDT by No Blue States (mourners opened fire on the headquarters of a cleric deemed close to al-Sadr)
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To: theDentist
Sex in France is a comedy, in England a tragedy, in America a melodrama, in Germany a philosophy, and in Italy an opera.
-- Author Unknown

Quote of the day

59 posted on 05/17/2004 6:16:59 AM PDT by Centurion2000 (Resolve to perform what you must; perform without fail that what you resolve.)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

What a great 'feel-good' story - I'll bet everyone who reads this thread feels superior to the dumbkopfs!


60 posted on 05/17/2004 6:17:16 AM PDT by headsonpikes (Spirit of '76 bttt!)
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