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Man (Burglar) Sentenced for Defecating on Floor
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Posted on 02/21/2004 10:34:49 PM PST by Happy2BMe
Feb 20, 2:25 PM (ET)
SAGINAW, Mich. (AP) - A judge made sure the punishment fit the crime when he sentenced a man to clean 100 toilets at the Saginaw County Jail.
Jonathan F. Naessens, 23, pleaded guilty to stealing a firearm from a Richland Township home, but investigators also found human feces in the basement near the window where the burglar entered the house.
Authorities say Naessens defecated on the floor. In addition to the toilet scrubbing, Circuit Judge Fred L. Borchard on Wednesday sentenced the Richland Township man to two years' probation and to pay $389 in restitution to clean the property.
"The sentence is excellent," Sheriff Charles L. Brown told The Saginaw News. "What's more disgusting than someone coming into your home and doing this?"
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: defecation; sickpuppy; society
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This judge has his head on right - very rare these days.
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posted on
02/21/2004 10:34:50 PM PST
by
Happy2BMe
To: Happy2BMe
Should have been 1000 toilets.
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posted on
02/21/2004 10:36:12 PM PST
by
Paleo Conservative
(Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.)
To: Happy2BMe; mhking
Good god imagine the condition of jail toilets. Good for the judge. For real punishment send him to Penn Station in New York City.
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posted on
02/21/2004 10:37:00 PM PST
by
cyborg
To: Happy2BMe
he sure will be pooped after all that cleaning.
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posted on
02/21/2004 10:38:48 PM PST
by
isom35
To: isom35
he sure will be pooped after all that cleaning. You are funny.
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posted on
02/21/2004 10:43:06 PM PST
by
pax_et_bonum
(Always finish what you st)
To: pax_et_bonum; isom35
"he sure will be pooped after all that cleaning." He will be tired as $hi!
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posted on
02/21/2004 10:44:56 PM PST
by
Happy2BMe
(U.S.A. - - United We Stand - - Divided We Fall - - Support Our Troops - - Vote BUSH)
To: Happy2BMe
Nice!!!
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posted on
02/21/2004 10:47:46 PM PST
by
Dan from Michigan
("You know it don't come easy, the road of the gypsy" - Iron Eagle)
To: Happy2BMe
LOL!!
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posted on
02/21/2004 10:47:56 PM PST
by
pax_et_bonum
(Always finish what you st)
To: Happy2BMe
This particular bit of nastiness (crapping in a burgled house or other building) is actually quite common. It tells you something about the mindset of the criminals who do it. I don't agree with the sentence of probation and cleaning the jail toilets. He should have gotten jail time. Perhaps he could have cleaned the jail toilets while doing the time, although that duty might well be left as paid work for prisoners who are serious about trying to straighten out.
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posted on
02/21/2004 10:58:46 PM PST
by
TheMole
To: pax_et_bonum; Dan from Michigan; B4Ranch; MeekOneGOP; autoresponder; JackelopeBreeder
The burglar is luck by some respects that the judge sentenced him and not the home owner.
Home owner's sentence catching burlger in act (with .357 Ruger Super Single Six in hand:
- Eat $hi! and DIE!
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posted on
02/21/2004 11:01:40 PM PST
by
Happy2BMe
(U.S.A. - - United We Stand - - Divided We Fall - - Support Our Troops - - Vote BUSH)
To: cyborg
When the other inmates hear he will be cleaning the toilets, I gaurantee they will make sure he has a lot of work.
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posted on
02/21/2004 11:09:18 PM PST
by
philetus
(Keep doing what you always do and you'll keep getting what you always get)
To: philetus
hehehe
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posted on
02/21/2004 11:14:42 PM PST
by
cyborg
To: TheMole
This particular bit of nastiness (crapping in a burgled house or other building) is actually quite common. It tells you something about the mindset of the criminals who do it. Yep, a burglar left my aunt a little surprise in her toilet a while back.
It was G R O S S !!!! Aaaaaaaaggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!
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posted on
02/21/2004 11:16:51 PM PST
by
pax_et_bonum
(Always finish what you st)
To: Happy2BMe
Is Nejeh Davenport in trouble again?
To: Happy2BMe
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posted on
02/22/2004 3:02:39 AM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(The Democrats believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)
To: TheMole
Defecation by burglars is quite common. However, it is more to do with biology than mind-set.
The actual act of breaking in causes a lower-intestinal reaction due to the rush of adrenaline, not unlike the effect of too much caffeine first thing in the morning.
It is one indicator to police that the intruder was more of an amatuer, than a professional.
Time to move on this thread. :-)
To: MeekOneGOP
oH My!
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posted on
02/22/2004 7:57:40 AM PST
by
Happy2BMe
(U.S.A. - - United We Stand - - Divided We Fall - - Support Our Troops - - Vote BUSH)
To: Happy2BMe
haha ! What goes around, comes around. Bad Santa ! ;^)
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posted on
02/22/2004 8:07:41 AM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(The Democrats believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)
To: Happy2BMe
Like the grave robber describing what he had found after breaking into a crypt:
"Smells like someone crept into the crypt, crapped, and crept back out again."
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posted on
02/22/2004 8:14:05 AM PST
by
leadpenny
(What if the Hokey Pokey is all it's all about?)
To: MeekOneGOP
That's probably where the crook got the idea from. This crook sounds stupid enough to think your cartoon is real.
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posted on
02/22/2004 8:17:53 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(It's in the bag)
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